Kink Month SMACK in the Middle: Bday Spankings, Canings, Medical Play & Beating Trump with the Bonobo Way!
Length 1:32:28 Date: October 15, 2016
Smack in the middle of Kink Month 2016, Bonoboville gets smack-happy with a spanking hot birthday celebration and an intense medical examination that may leave you breathless and protecting your crotch.
With Trump at the top of the GOP (“Grab Our Pussies,” with a hat tip to Bill Mahr) ticket, there’s a lot to protect your crotch from these days. Indeed, the wannabe Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief makes an appearance on this show; it’s Halloween season, so the scary monsters are coming out of their towers. But the Trumpster is a changed man. Maybe he spent too long in the tanning booth or accidentally took the antidote to whatever whitening potion Michael Jackson used to take. Whatever happened, Donald Trump is now African-American (at least on this show)! Though his face and hair remain orange as a Jack O’Lantern, his tiny hands are a rich chocolate brown. Thus this Ku Klux Klan darling finally realizes that #BlackLivesMatter.
Nevertheless, with all the racial, ethnic and gender hatred Agent Orangehair has been spewing throughout this whacky, freaky election season, Trump deserves the title of “Asshole of the Century” bequeathed upon him by Bonoboville Erotic Art Gallery artist Scott Siedman, and for that (and so much more!), we spank him with The Bonobo Way.
PHOTOS 1 & 2: PAUL E. PHOTO 3: B NATURAL
Though he’s the one who most deserves it, Trump is not the only one to get spanked on this show… and then there’s that invasive “medical” procedure—oh my! WARNING: this show is not for the squeamish. ‘Tis the season to mix a little Day of the Dead fear and consensual pain with your pleasure. Happy Kink Month!
Madam Jones Spankathon
My featured guest is Madam Sydney Jones, last seen on DrSuzy.Tv this past Spring with Goddess Fae and the San Diego FemDom 4. It’s fitting that Madam Sydney’s birthday falls smack in the middle of Kink Month. But this Birthday Gal is giving the spankings, not receiving them. Indeed, she spanks at least five sets of bare and willing buttocks on this very special, smack-happy birthday spankathon.
PHOTO 1: PAUL E. PHOTO 2: B NATURAL. PHOTOS 3 & 4: SARAH BELLA
First over the Birthday Madam’s knee is her own sissy maid bianca, all gussied up in platform heels, a House of Harlot latex maid’s uniform and frilly red rubber sissy panties that barely cover her balls (yes, she gets spanked for that).
PHOTO 2: B NATURAL. PHOTO 3: PAUL E. PHOTO4: ZANE BONO
Speaking of latex, Madam Sydney is wrapped in classic Syren Latex and House of Harlot, while I am wearing the Abigail Greydanus black latex dress I wore to deliver The Bonobo Way to DomCon LA. Smack in the middle of Kink Month, it’s Latex Night in Bonoboville.
Next up for Madam Sydney’s birthday spankings is auto-fellatrix Jay Toriko, garbed as a nurse in a black and pink shiny spandex uniform with bright Red Cross thong panties… which also do little to cover his telltale testes. A spanking and a taste of the cane for this naughty Nursie, performed in perfect rhythm to Carmina Formosa’s “The Kinkster” (inspired by The Bonobo Way),
Since both Jay and sissy maid bianca have passionate medical fetishes, we transform my broadcast bed into a doctor’s examination room. Madam Sydney (Dr. Jones, I presume) dons a pair of ass. producer Del Rey’s latex gloves, disinfects a metal sound, lubes it up with Glyde vegan lubricant, and orders sissy maid bianca to assume the “patient” position (lying on our Virgin of Guadeloupe towel—the same virgin that is tattooed on Madam Jones’ left forearm!), rubber panties pulled all the way down to her knees. Madam Urologist then inserts the sound into sissy maid bianca’s tender peehole as our sissy winces and groans, but confirms that she is “fine,” and soon sprouts an erection, firm enough to let that sound go all the way in, nice and easy.
While some in Bonoboville gasp in horror (‘tis the season!), others find themselves aroused, some reliving memories of medical experiences that maybe have been disturbing as well as exciting. I remember administering “penis irrigation” to Capt’n Max after his neobladder surgery. Initially it made us both wretch, but eventually we got the hang of this intimate, invasive, “home” medical procedure, and we even had some fun with it. At this point, he’s been cancer-free for over five years now, so some of this “medical play” isn’t just kinky; it’s literally life-saving.
Medical kinks push a network of complicated erotic buttons in many people. Most of us “played doctor” when we were kids, and all of us (except a few diehard Christian Scientists) have stripped down for real doctors and nurses. Many of us have had painful, humiliating, invasive procedures performed upon our most private parts by medical professionals “for our own good.” This gives some of us doctor dread, while others develop medical fetishes.
It also seems appropriate to us here in Bonoboville, giving the current news of Trump’s pussy-grabbing, as well as the Trump Bro acceptance of their role model’s self-confessed pussy-grabbing, that we do a little penis-grabbing, followed by peehole invasion, on this show. The HUUUGE difference? We’re doing it consensually.
Kinky Waterboarding & More Spankings
Having been “good” for her spanking and sounding, sissy maid bianca gets a treat: Bonoboville Communion—off of Madam’s pantyhosed ass—and Waterboarding (the Bonobo Way), with Agwa di Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur down her throat.
PHOTO 1 & 4: B NATURAL. PHOTO 2: PAUL E. PHOTO 3: SARAH BELLA
More birthday wallops ensue. Sarah Bella takes her spanking as “punishment” for having told me I was wrong last Saturday when I was (of course) correct in stating that Prop 60 even puts married people at risk for getting sued by their neighbors, if they make a video that doesn’t include *enough* latex to satisfy the puritanical tyrannical wannabe California Sex Czar Michael Weinstein. Besides keeping Sarah on her toes (because she can’t sit down), it reminds us Californians to vote “No” on Proposition 60.
Of course, Jacquie Blu must receive a taste of Madam’s cane across her eager bottom. After taking hard spankings from Lady MiGuire on our Kink Month Kick-Off and a vigorous and creative Bonobo Way book–spanking from Mistress Porcelain on last Saturday’s Kink Month 2, Jacquie takes it again on her hands and knees, blissful in her subspace masochism, cheerful exhibitionism and devout worship of the Goddess.
Handprints on Tammie’s Butt & a Lemon in Jay’s Mouth
Surprise guest Tammie Parrott, LA’s sexiest chauffeur (last seen on our 24th Wedding Anniversary show), beguiles Bonoboville with her mischievous smile, butt-length blonde hair and politically incorrect but luxurious and very fetishistic furs.
PHOTO 1: SELFIE. PHOTO 2: SARAH BELLA. PHOTO 3: ZANE BONO
Actually she gets two, as per her own request, to keep it “even.”
Happy Kink Month, Brothers & Sisters! We’re only mid-month, so you can be sure: no matter who makes it into the White House, puts us all in the poorhouse or turns the Earth into an outhouse, the kink will continue….
© October 15, 2016. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For information, call 310-568-0066.