JUNE BUSTS OUT!
Length: 1:57:31 Date: June 1, 2013
June is busting out all over Bonoboville. As the original Rodgers & Hammerstein song goes, “June is busting out all over…The moonlight is shining on the shore…and the girls who were contrary with the boys in January, aren’t nearly so contrary anymore!” Not that the ladies of Bonoboville were very contrary in January, February, and certainly not the merry Masturbation Month of May, but for this 1st hotter-than-a-heat-wave night of June, they really bust out some sizzling confessions, screaming orgasms and some very boobalicious busts!
Odile: The lovely and vivacious Sister Odile busts out June with a great Big O that squirts through my Womb Room, as the congregation busts out “Ohhhh!” “Amen” and “Awomen” in ecstatic harmony. Since her virgin appearance on our P-Spot/420 show (now playing on DrSuzy.tv!), when she graciously offered her vulva up as a communal Pipe Dreams pussy pipe smoke, this theater-trained redhead who started at Kink.com has moved into mainstream porn, and she’s already featured on a box cover! Mainstream porn actually doesn’t pay more than the kink or “alt” variety, but there’s more of it. So please hire Odile, LA Porn Producers; then she’ll be able to visit my Womb Room more often. And you won’t be disappointed. After Odile (who somehow reminds me of Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”) busts out of her dress to reveal her toned, tattoo-free physique, she chooses a shocking pink Blush Novelties Eden Rabbit for her take-home toy and, with my hand on the controls and my Condomania condom-covered Hitachi on her clit, she squirts, totally busts out June and almost busts the microphone with her orgasmic screaming.
Tamela Lee: As a little girl, she dreamed of teaching elementary school. Now a legal prostitute or “working girl” (though she prefers “courtesan”) at our old friend Dennis Hof‘s Bunnyranch, Tamela finds herself teaching elementary sex to many of her clients. Some are even virgins—maybe some of the shy guys I suggest check into the Bunnyranch for their first time sexual experience. Featured on HBO’s Cathouse, Tamela specializes in both The Girlfriend Experience and the Pornstar Experience. She’s a little reserved on DrSuzy.tv, as working girls often are (at least, compared to pornstars), but by the end, she busts out her high-priced bustiness for free, for June.
Smokin’ Amber: Hooking right across the street from Tamela at the Love Ranch, is this sultry brunette courtesan, whose namesake comes from her smoking fetish specialty, which she demonstrates teasingly by puffing on another guest’s e-cigarette. Amber does a lot of domination at the Love Ranch, but she would love to be dominated by the right guy. Alas, most johns want to be submissive or at least passive; after all, they’re paying for the escort to do most of the “work.”
Engineer Abraham: It’s Abe’s 21st birthday! Finally, he can do all those things legally in the Speakeasy that… er, he hasn’t done before (at least we haven’t seen it). How does he feel? Well, “the grass is greener” on the other side of 21, he now knows. Surrounded by June balloons and what seems like half his high school class, most of them bug-eyed from all the busting out, he licks whipped cream off of three sets of bare boobs as the congregation busts out “Happy Birthday, Abraham!” in not-so-perfect, but very enthusiastic harmony.
Fawnia: Our favorite real estate agent, the “Naughty Realtor,” is back for Abe‘s 21st birthday, once again showing us her lovely “properties,” busting out both beauties for Bonoboville Communion (featuring Jello Shots LA) and more. As a present (for Abe? Me? Or DrSuzy.tv?), she brings a voluptuous masseuse/friend, Suzie Q, whom she recently fisted, much to all of our amazement. After some slithery mutual massage with my Snake Eve, she busts out of her dress (but leaves her pantyhose on) and takes her virgin ride on the Sybian. This turns out not to be her thing, and she will never fake an orgasm! But she and Fawnia have a nice time playing with the Hitachi, sharing Bonoboville Communion and licking whipped cream off each other’s nipples, as well as sharing their bountiful busts with the birthday boy. To be continued at next Saturday’s Bday Bacchanal!
Selena: Our voluptuous redhead (or pinkhead) new therapist makes an appearance on the show and busts out with the best of them. You can also have her bust out for you, without restraint, by calling her for a webcam session.
Warner: Mr. Novovape joins us to talk about his e-cigarettes, which are healthier than regular cigarettes, and contain a lot less chemicals. They also look sexy, especially when Smokin’ Amber wraps her luscious red lips around one, slate-grey puffs of smoke curling like dragon breath from her hot mouth.
Moe The Monster, Isiah King James IV, Aschleigh (who looks great busting out of a dress she concocted from the sheer lace Speakeasy curtains) and Aaliyah Corsets also pop on mike. See y’all at next Saturday’s Bday Bacchanal.
WEAPONS OF MASS DISCUSSION
“June Is Busting Out All Over”: The Rodgers & Hammerstein Song from the 1943 Musical “Carousel” Seems Very Wholesome But Is Really All About Sex, Working Girls are Courtesans, Dennis Hof‘s Bunnyranch, We Knew Dennis When He Was An OC Realtor, Prostitution Should Be Decriminalized, Making Something Illegal Does Not Stop It, Everybody Hooks for the Right Price, The Girlfriend Experience & The Pornstar Experience, 40 Year Old Virgins, Fisting During Massage, 21st Birthday Wishes & Wisdom, The Bonobo Way of Peace through Pleasure
Snake Play, Striptease, Topless Bonoboville Communion (Thank You Jello Shots LA), Sensual Smoking Novovape E-Cigarettes, Choking, Sybian Riding, Spanking, Flogging, Whipped Cream Nipple Sucking, Foot Massage, Playing with Balloons, Playing with Blush Novelties Eden Rabbit, Playing with Hitachi Magic Wand, Wild Screaming Orgasms