Bonobo Spring Equinox Bacchanalia
Length 1:41:17 Date: Mar. 21, 2015
by Dr. Susan Block
It’s Spring Equinox, and the Womb Room is blooming with daffodils and the scent of sexual excitement, as the leaders of LA’s pleasure-seeking party circuit, artists, authors, porn stars, doctors, comics, fire performers, gorgeous “naughty girls” and hot frisky guys come together to party like bonobos in Bonoboville, sharing salty skin, spirits, hot wax, bike rides, laughter and goodness, gracious, great balls of fire, ringing in Spring with a blaze of collective joy, heralding The Bonobo Spring Revolution.
First up on the bed, our guest of honor is author, sex coach, model and international jet-setting party girl Sienna Sinclaire. We haven’t seen sultry Sienna since our 21st Wedding Anniversary when she presented us with her first book Naughty Girl’s Guide to LA, which we’re delighted to be listed in. Now she has another deliciously “naughty,” fun-filled erotic tourist handbook, Naughty Girl’s Guide to Las Vegas. Sienna’s friends, fans and sister(!) make up more than half of the Womb Room audience, and the crowd (many from her Meetup group) roars with appreciation as she bends over and pulls up her dress to reveal her pantyless and perfectly smooth lady-parts, so that her date, Keith C, can take Bonoboville Communion from her anus. This show puts the “anal” in Bacchanalia.
Not to be left behind, “Unlicensed Professionals” Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley, one of the sexiest comedy acts—and funniest sexy acts—on the web, actually do an anal drawing in which Sam holds the paper and Cat holds the marker in her asshole and draws a picture—we’re not sure of what, but it sure is impressive. Actually the top part looks just like my hat. There also seems to be a penis somewhere in there. Talk about anal art! Capt’n Max and I love Cat and Sam. They’re so creative, we don’t know whether to laugh or have sex while talking about them. Speaking of creative, Stripperella artist Anthony Winn does not draw with his asshole, just his fingers (I know, how conventional), but it’s great to have him back in Bonoboville, sitting in the front row, sketching the multiple examples of feminine pulchritude on my broadcast bed.
I feel like I’m surrounded by a meadow of human flowers, as I impart the classical Greco-Roman Spring resurrection stories of the Holy Daughter Persephone rising up from the dead to greet Her Earth Mama Demeter and the eerie similarities of Dionysus (Bacchus to the Romans) with Jesus. Much #FreeTheNipple fanfare ensues, and Bonoboville Communion blossoms into a Rite of Spring, Dionysian style. All hail the beautiful bared breasts and springy nipples of Bacchus’ bacchante! And down the hatch with the Spirits of Salivation (if not salvation), though delicious spirits being provided by the always green and springy Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur. We get Tag Team Communion as Sam and Sienna lick it off of the nubile boobs of up-and-coming party hostess, porn star and dommette, the lovely Onyx Muse, while one of Sienna’s friends, the bemused and half-naked (pants around ankles) Al C, finds heaven in the mature, natural 38Ds of AVN Hall of Famer Karen Summer (whom you can see more of on last week’s show). What a feast of succulent flesh! A real Bonobo Spring picnic.
Onyx (last seen on the Polly Superstar show) is so springy, she strips off all her clothes and hops on the Mad-X-Bike. What’s Springier than a bike ride? Though a Mad-X-Bike features a Hitachi and a dildo. You have to watch this show to see how it works. Even if you can’t figure out the functionality, you’ll love seeing Onyx writhe all over it, especially with her sexy BFF Jon-Jon all over her hot little bod. What a muse that Onyx is; she could inspire a dead god to come back to life. She also gives a nice BJ as we observed in the after-party, a little sideshow to the fire show. What a Circus of Sex and Play. We put the “recreation” back into resurrection.
Another shining—actually blazing—star of this bacchanal is Layla Blue Phoenix who rises like her namesake from the fires of hot wax play with Master D, then gets whacked hard by a Juxleather belt and several floggers, her pale skin glowing red as fire.
Then it’s time for the real fire. Dark Phoenix (also our fearless line producer) gives new meaning to “blow job” as he blows fire up his faux sister Layla’s twerking ass while she suckles Sam’s beautiful boobs on the Bondage Cross. Nothing says SPRING like a fire spanking! It’s like a sacrifice to the fire sign of spring equinox, Ares, God of War, so maybe he won’t make us make war. It’s the Bonobo Way.
Before we close, Capt’n Max imparts his spring revolutionary warning to police to stop their brutality and to the rich to reduce their greed, or we the people will rise up, as we tend to do in spring. Certainly, the Bonobo Spring Revolution is underway, and the Womb Room is its epicenter. There’s more—much more—to this floral, oral and rather anal bacchanalia, but you’ll have to listen free above or watch it on DrSuzy.Tv.
And our Spring Fling is just budding. Several of our guests, including Sienna, Onyx, Layla, Cat and Sam will be back for our 23rd Wedding Anniversary on April 11. Studio members free, so make sure you’re a member now! Call 310-568-0066. Catch Spring Fever in Bonoboville.
© March 22, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.