Squirt Salon #36: A Squirting Saint Patty’s Eve!
Length: 1:42:35 Date: March 16, 2013
Erin Go Bragh! It’s a glorious, gushing eve of the Feast of Saint Patrick on DrSuzy.tv as we take to heart the Irish love for drink (though the most requested libation of this show is plain water!), the holy sacrament of baptism and the sacred exhortation to “Kiss Me (I’m Irish)!” We kiss-kiss and kiss some more, as well as fondle, rub, lick, suck, buzz and arouse each other in any way we can in order to get what we came here for… a good, clean, refreshing squirt! And I don’t mean drizzle. I mean thundershowers, geysers, tsunamis… powerful, sensual, fountains of fragrant but essentially flavorless, feminine body fluids exploding all over my Womb Room, super-soaking my leprechaun lingerie and shamrock sheets as well as my guests, videographers, photographers and anyone else lucky or foolhardy enough to be within 12 feet of my broadcast bed.
Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Squirters, this is female ejaculation at its finest, an orgiastic, out-of-control, wild, wet waterworld, but it’s also our 36th sex-educational Squirt Salon. We discuss and demonstrate several different types of squirting, including clitoral and G-Spot female ejaculation. I believe every healthy woman is capable of squirting or at least flowing. Most women don’t squirt for a variety of reasons ranging from religious repression to a lack of desire to do all that laundry. Plus some guys don’t like it, and it’s not like female ejaculation is a requirement for a good sex life. But it’s a hell of a lot of fun, and guys that really love women tend to love squirting. If you want to learn to let go with the flow, I recommend that you read FE expert Deborah Sundahl’s book Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot (which taught me to squirt!), see my best-selling Squirt Salon with Deborah and the amazing ejaculatrix Annie Body, see the many dozens of eye-opening squirting clips and shows on DrSuzy.tv and/or read my article Squirting World: Secrets, Stories & Techniques of Female Ejaculation.
But listening to this show is as good a place as any to get started in your female ejaculation education. It features two world-class female ejaculatrixes, Deauxma and Vicky Vixen, pumping out more fluid than Hurricane Sandy. Plus I squirt too! My three or four little spurts and dribbles are a mere drop in the giant bucket of amrita that these goddesses spray out of their divine urethras. But it feels good to release a bit of my own Holy Water while being drenched in that of my guests. Speaking of whom…
Deauxma (pronounced “Doo-May”): Ah… Champagne Deauxma. I just love her. We have what the Tantrics might call a “heart connection.” This is the ultimate über-MiLF squirting star’s sixth appearance on RadioSUZY1. On her first, we didn’t even know she squirted, but she charmed me when she related how reading The 10 Commandments of Pleasure liberated her and her hunky hubby Larry to explore their sexuality. Her second show was Squirt Salon 22: The Squirt Instructor, with Marcus London, where she showed herself to be a gush above the average female ejaculatrix. On her third show, Squirt Salon 27: Spring Showers, the ultimate Super Soaker of squirting shows, Deauxma broke all records by squirting 29 times in a row in a clip that went viral. On her fourth show, she teamed up with another sexy squirting MiLF, Veronica Avluv, for Squirt Salon: 28: A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream, and oh, was it wet. In appearance #5, April Showers Bring Deauxma Flowers, Angie Noir joined Deauxma and me for Squirt Salon #32. Now comes appearance #6, which she also missed when her plane broke down, and she and Larry had to wait all day in the San Antonio airport while they fixed the plane, so she could make it to DrSuzy.tv just in time. Deauxma gives me a license plate/picture frame that says “We Love Bonobos,” her and Larry being swinging bonobos, so we begin by talking about the “Lifestyle” and how to avoid that Irish green-eyed monster of jealousy. “There’s a learning curve” says Deauxma. Dehydrated after her endless trip, she rehydrates by scarfing down H20 and kissing me, before squirting up a storm. I never can keep lipstick on long around Deauxma. Some women ejaculate from G-Spot stimulation, others from vibrators, but what gets Deauxma squirting is kissing. When asked if she’d like a vibrator, she points to me and says “You’re my vibrator!” and I accept my role as chief kisser to the goddess with a leprechaunish glee. And what do you know, Germany-born army brat Deauxma with the big beautiful Texas size titties is 100% Irish!
Vicky Vixen: This dazzling “sex enthusiast” is 25% Irish and 100% all natural in every way except her St. Patty’s-green electronic cigarette. On her first DrSuzy.tv appearance in Petraeus-Gate in Bonoboville: Centaur Sex, Military Fetishes & DNA Exploding Everywhere, Vicky roleplayed the part of sexy socialite Jill Kelly. But we had no idea she could squirt. And oh my goddess, can she squirt—like a firehose! Vicky is actually the first to female ejaculate in this salon and, in between spins around the stripper pole, continues hosing us down with Holy Water for hours, even into the after-party when she treats some of the staff (dressed in a wetsuit) to a few splashes of her oceanic amrita. Then into the wee hours of the after-party, the multi-talented Ms. Vixen reveals that she is also an excellent singer, accompanied on my great grandmother’s Steinway by that same wet-suited staff member (who changed out of the wetsuit) she’d baptized earllier.
Savannah Jane: This legendary deaf adult star, perhaps the only one in the industry, was last on DrSuzy.tv in 2008, when she stole the Purim show! Busty Savannah left the adult industry in 2009, but just came back two months ago. Apparently some other deaf people tried to break in, but it didn’t work out, so she’s the only one. Often, guys tell her that they’ve always wanted to be with a deaf girl, but, as she says, “You don’t have to hear to fuck.” A-women to that! But you do have to feel. And this girl does, from the inside out… She doesn’t squirt this Salon, but she has a huge vibrating orgasm, screaming loud enough for the deaf to hear.
Nico Luxe: Vicky’s assistant isn’t her lover, but they “should be,” says Vicky. Maybe down the road, along with a pot of gold. Picking up where the squirting leaves off, Nico gets the next phase of the action going, the stripping and pole dancing, once Pappy agrees to let her wear his cowboy hat. As if he could refuse. Suddenly, in the midst of all the squirting, Nico declares that this has been the best day of her life… then dials it back to the best St. Patty’s Day of her life. Even tho technically it’s St. Patty’s Eve. Well, I’m glad she likes it, even if we have to fight for the title of über–best.
Jessica: Vicky also brings along her “bottom bitch”. She doesn’t get on stage and at first, doesn’t want to drink Vicky’s fluids. When Vicky says she’ll be punished for that, she relents, saying it tastes like sugar water. And finally, that Vicky is “delicious”! We still can’t get her to taste it right out of the chute…yet.
Lily Baby Girl: This wide-eyed, cute and charming lass has been to Bonoboville before, but makes her first appearance on this show, taking up the slack when the rest of us are too busy kissing, sucking or licking to be able to say anything, by giving a blow-by-blow play of the action up on the Womb Room stage. She’s eager to get in on it, and very well may in an upcoming show.
Pappy: This world traveler and female ejaculation lover samples each of my guests’ amrita in a crystal green champagne flute, like a connoisseur of fine wine.
WEAPONS OF MASS DISCUSSION
Saint Patrick Chased the Snakes Out of Ireland But We Love Snake Eve, Another Dr. Susan Block is a Cancer MD Who Teaches At Harvard, Waiting in Airports, Swinging & The Lifestyle, The Art & Science of Female Ejaculation, Going to Sleep with a Dick Between Your Titties, H2O as one of the Great Aphrodisiacs, Squirt Is Mostly Water with Traces of Urine & Female Prostatic Fluid, Males Squirt Too & Also Sometimes Don’t Squirt When Climaxing, The Bonobo Way
Sexy Leprechaun Lingerie, Snake Play, Handing Out Green Shotglasses & Green Condomania Condoms, Mispronunciation of “Bonobo”, Peeing before Squirting, Kissing, Stripping, Nipple Kissing, Nipple Sucking, Hot Milf Action, Rubbing Titties Together, Happy Microphone Between the Boobs, Dueling Hitachis, Vibrating the Clit, Tapping The Clit, Cunnilingus, Fingering The Pussy, Buttplay, Sportscast-like Play By Play, Laughing Hysterically While Getting Off, Having a Four-way MiLF Orgy, Squirting Everywhere, Great Shooting Geysers of Squirt Soaking the Sheets & Pillows, Squirting into a Pitcher, Passing Around Squirt For A Communal Bonobo Tasting, Drinking Squirt (Which Tastes like Syrupy Water), Catching The Squirt With A Small St. Patty’s Day Shot Glass, Analyzing (not “Anal”yzing… that’s Another Show!), Dancing Topless on the Stripper Pole, Going Upside-Down & Spread Eagle on the Stripper Pole, Squirty Wet Panties for Panty Boy, Forming a Pussy Licking Train, Downing Green Vodka Jello Shots, Hula-Hooping, More Squirting in the After-Party, Singing