Lifestyles Festival 2014 coordinators Rick Diaz and Mary Diaz (holidng her Treasure Box Novelties “Waterproof Bunny Wall Banger,” Dr. Susan Block, Kerry (holding Dirty Tequila) and Layla Now, therapist with the Block Institute. Painting in upper left by Obyonetaopy. Photo: L’Erotique

Length 1:32:39     Date: May 17, 2014

It’s mid-Masturbation Month on DrSuzy.Tv broadcasting live from Bonoboville, and our exploration of sex-for-one explodes into sex-for-101, orgies, swinging and “The Lifestyle,”in this stimulating warm-up for the resurrection of the original Lifestyles Convention as the 35th annual Lifestyles Festival at the Hyatt Regency Spa and Resort in Indian Wells, California, coming up July 23-27, 2014. This is going to be the hottest couples (and single ladies) party of the summer! Come one, come all… or just come.

Our featured guests are Rick and Mary Diaz, charming veteran playcouple, “ClubWETGroup” operators and “legends” of the swing club scene, as well as Director of Festival Operations (Rick) and Festival Coordinator (Mary) for the Lifestyle Festival 2014. They are accompanied by their sweet, exceedingly busty “slave,” Terry, she of the 40DDs or Gs, depending on which brand of bra she’s pouring her buxom abundance into.

Kerry shows off her bountiful boobage to the ooohs and aaahs of the DrSuzy.Tv crew and viewers, though she doesn’t talk much (she has her reasons). But Rick and Mary are brimming with sexy stories, such as Rick’s tale of Mary being at the orgasmic epicenter of a giant naked clusterfuck that sounds like something out of an ancient ecstatic bacchanalia. They’re also totally into bonobos, which is not surprising since bonobos are also “swingers”—through the trees and with each other. In truth, they save their best stories for off the air, when we hear about their wild experiences (swing and non-swing) with world-famous musicians, major statesmen, tinpot dictators, cosmic astrophysicists and other assorted celebrities. But that’s another show…

This show is about the Lifestyle and how to sexually share your husband, wife or designated significant other without going bananas, but rather by “going bonobos,” expanding your personal horizons and deepening your intimacy. Various forms of sexual sharing are getting more and more popular with all types of couples from all walks of life. If you could factor in the folks who just fantasize about it (presuming a study could actually get people to be honest about their fantasies), the numbers would skyrocket. Somewhere between the Republican party and the Democratic party lies the swing party.

Mid-show we are joined by our lovely webcam sex therapist Layla Now who shares a few of her own swinging encounters. Of course, many of our clients here at the Institute call to talk about group sex of some sort, fantasizing aboutcasting all rigid social boundaries aside and indulging in the orgiastic pleasure of a threesome, multiple partners, a swingparty, a polyamorous arrangement or a full-on orgy. Some of them discuss their feelings and fantasies while masturbating, which brings us back to the M Month. Somehow, no matter how wild things get, it always comes back to your first and most constant lover: you!

Besides our personal experiences, we discuss some great books that explore the natural human origins of group sex and the swinging lifestyle, such as the amazing Sex at Dawn by Drs. Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jethas, Plays Well in Groups by Dr. Katherine Frank and The Lifestyle (which just so happens to include a chapter about ethical hedonism) by Terry Gould. We also talk about the pioneering work of our old friend, Lifestyles founder Dr. Robert McGinley, whom they call the “Godfather” of “the Lifestyle” (he actually invented the term!) and who has been bringing playcouples together in safe, sane, open, erotic, sumptuous and fun environments since the early 1970s. The upcoming Lifestyles Festival at the Indian Wells Hyatt Regency Resort and spa (which includes a championship golf course, if you’re more interested in that type of hole) will feature glittering theme parties, a topless pool, private cabanas, seminars (including one on the Bonobo Way given by yours truly), a 4-star luncheon featuring keynote speaker Seka (the “Platinum Princess of Porn”), hilarious contests, and the wild private swing parties and orgies in all the luxury suites and villas (including ours!) for which the original Lifestyles is world-renowned.

Then Weapons of Mass Discussion give way to Commedia Erotica action, as often happens on DrSuzy.Tv, making the transition via “Bonoboville Communion.” Rick and Mary were both raised Catholic (Rick seems to have been born lapsed, but Mary wanted to be a nun… until she discovered sex), so they really appreciate Bonoboville’s version of communion. And they can’t get enough of our dangerously delicious Dirty Tequila (must be the cinnamon and pineapple), so we give them a bottle to take home and share with their swinging friends. After they lick the ceremonial salt (Bonoboville’s version of the wafer) off each other’s nipples, as well as Kerry’s grand gazongas, Layla joins us by lapping at her own lovely pink tatas and downing a little tequila she happens to have on hand—not as yummy as the Dirty, but hey, it’s pretty good for a spontaneous cross-country Bonoboville Communion!

Thus fortified, we open our brand new box of sex toys from TreasureBox Novelties. After carefully examining all contents, Mary chooses to celebrate Masturbation Month with a “Waterproof Bunny Wallbanger” (perfect for sticking on the wall of your shower for those moments when you’ve got nothing to do while conditioning your hair). Between the Lifestyles banners, the Bonobo Way signs and the Brooklyn Bridge shower curtain, we don’t have a lot of wall space in our little radio studio, so we wind up sticking it to the chair whereupon hot MiLF (and GiLF!) Mary gracefully lifts up the hem of her little black slip-dress, removes her panties, wiggles her ass (which I whack with my convenient JuxLeather finger-flogger) and slowly but surely sits right on the thing, humps it up and down a bit and then sticks it in her purse for “later.”

Click the link above to listen free or watch this stimulating show on DrSuzy.Tv—and guess what, Bonoboville members get to watch free! This is a limited-time offer so take advantage and join Bonoboville while we’re still swinging through our Beta testing phase.

Postscript: We just got the sad news from Dr. Bob McGinley that Lifestyles 2014 has been canceled.