Halloween 2016 in BOOnoBOOville. Photo: Zane Bono

Length 1:42:26 Date: October 29, 2016

by Dr. Susan Block

When the so-called normal world gets too crazy, stultifying or just plain stupid to bear, it’s great to be able to enter the beautiful, sapiosexual and teasingly unpredictable Erotic Theater of Bonoboville, share delicious, irreverent Communion with friends, lovers and sexy strangers, then haul out the toys, turn on the sex machine and play, play, PLAY!

Bewitching Bonobo Buns. Photo: Sarah Bella

In a way, we do this every Saturday night on DrSuzy.Tv. But on Halloween 2016, we fly over the moon on our vibrating brooms, stirring up a witch’s brew of sex magic, as Bonoboville transforms into BOOnoBOOville, conjuring up the spirits of scary sex, climaxing Kink Month 2016 with a Commedia Erotica Circus of auto-fellatio, a twerking tutu’ed unicorn, a white-masked rapper, a FemDom cradling a horse dong, and a devoutly slutty nun getting blasphemously banged between the buns by a big beautiful clown girl operating that very well-hung sex machine.

Wow-ow-ow-ooo-eee-ahhhhh…wowee.  Hallelujah, praise the Goddess. Amen and Awomen. Tricks and treats for all.

Sexy Witches & Horn-Headed Bitches

Though I’ve been hosting “the greatest sexuality show on earth” for over a quarter century, the stuff that surrounds me on this show never ceases to amaze me, especially on holidays.  There are bigger parties and fancier shows, but there’s no better place to celebrate on Halloween Saturday Night than right here among the Wizards of the Womb Room in BOOnoBOOville LAX.

PHOTO 1: TUESDAY CONNER. PHOTO 2: ZANE BONO.  PHOTO 3: SARAH BELLA.  PHOTO 4: PAUL FARAON

Opening this convocation of sexy witches and horn-headed bitches with my traditional Halloween Poem, I ride in on my original Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom, beautifully refurbished by the new and delightful Gypsy Bonobo, who rides in on the other one, as my guests get into the Halloween spirit, gnashing their fangs and cranking up the sex machine, mixing fear and sex, to alchemical effect.

Mistress Eva, Miss Freudian & Cricket Rose

Virgin to DrSuzy.Tv, Mistress Eva Cruz dazzles the denizens of BOOnoBOOville with her red devil ears, fine black latex corset, fishnets and the mischievous grin of the devil within. Sultry Ms. Eva gives a Bonobo Way book-spanking to Sister Jacquie Blu, decked out in a nun’s habit, inspired by Mistress Porcelain on Kink Month 4. Raised Catholic, Ms. Eva is so moved by taking Bonoboville Communion with Gypsy Bonobo that she kisses her until both of their lipsticks rub off all over each other in a witchy hoka-hoka. At the Kink Month ClimaxXx, the Mistress “Sexy Mommy” Eva entices girly boy, Jay Toriko, dressed up as Sailor Moon for Comic-Con, to auto-fellate himself for her. A technical virgin and just not that into “regular sex,” like so many Millennials, flexible gender-fluid Jay is a bit of a kink prodigy and rather Oedipal, considering how much he enjoys having Ms. Eva as his kink-mom.

Photos 1 & 4: Sarah Bella.  Photos 2 & 3: Abe Bonobo

Speaking of Oedipus, we welcome back Miss Freudian Slit, sporting Halloween-orange hair, matching skirt, vampire fangs and alien eyes, along with her partner-in–slime, Cricket Rose, of Paranormal Perversions, alt-porn producers of supernatural alien erotica, perfect for a Halloween scene. Cricket shows off her clown lingerie of many colors, including rose-colored boy shorts, and pulls out her sizable naturals for Communion with Miss Freudian who takes her Agwa Waterboarding, swallowing every drop of the bright green “blood” of the Goddess… or God; take your pick.

Miss Freudian Slit & Cricket Rose survive Waterboarding the Bonobo Way. Photo: Zane Bono

Horny Unicorn & Putin Puppets

Serving up the Agwa with a pout and a shimmy is Shannon Coronado Bonobo, the world’s sexiest  bartender and the season’s most electrifying unicorn in a light-flashing tutu, Swarovski crystal elf ears, endless rainbow-fishnet legs and a long, hard, light-up horn on top of her head.

PHOTO1: SARAH BELLA.  PHOTO 2: ZANE BONO.  PHOTO 3: ABE BONOBO.

After the break, we put on a Putin Puppet Show with Hillary and the Donald: “You’re a puppet”… “No, you’re the puppet,” they snipe at each other, the Punch and Judy of politics.

Putin Puppet Show. Photo: Zane Bono

Cricket’s Sex Machine

Then Cricket sets up her sex machine. Actually, she calls it a “fucking machine.” And that is precisely what it does. A metal contraption moves back and forth at different speeds with Cricket at the controls. Attached to the pumping metal rod is a large realistic dildo (not quite as big as the horse schlong, but big enough to scare the Donald whom we keep gagged with a banana through most of this show) which thrusts inexorably in and out and in and out of its target, that target being Sister Jacqui Blu’s happy Halloween butthole. What a way to ass. produce the show!

PHOTOS 1, 2, 3, 5: ZANE BONO.  PHOTO 4: PAUL FARAON

It’s a picture worthy of an x-rated Hieronymous Bosch:  Jacquie in her nun’s habit, hands pressed together in rapturous prayer, giant dong moving in and out of her to an eerily constant rhythm as Cricket giggles and Ikkor the Wolf in a white mask raps “She Bad.”

Freudian Halloween

Observing the scene with wry delight are Nori Carter, dressed up as a pirate, and Rachel Majenta dressed down as Electra the superhero, though when I hear “Electra,” I wonder if she likes to call Nori “Daddy,” as Miss Freudian agrees, of course. “No,” they say, but maybe they’ll try it tonight…

Photo 1:  PAUL FARAON.  Photo 2 & 3: ZANE BONO.  Photo 4: ABE BONOBO

Mid-circus, up pops Miguel to give Sister Jacquie a rosary for good luck, plus a kiss on the hand to that demanding dommy mommy figure, Mistress Eva, as Ana cackles in her witch’s hat.

Kissed by a Devil! Photo: Abe Bonobo

Post-circus, up pops Tuesday Conner, sporting a cross-bow with her “warrior” robes, announcing the return of her play, Mènage Á Trois, with Orpheus Black and Ikkor the Wolf, and introducing Denise Cook whose theatrical voice booms through the Womb Room.

Before we know it, our live broadcast flies over the moon into over-time, but the spook-happy orgy continues into the Speakeasy Bar and under the stars in the Garden of BOOnoBOOville where we make like bonobos, not baboons. Why? Because it’s fun, and because maybe if we got better at sharing our treats, those terrorists wouldn’t play so many tricks on us.

Glittering Halloween in BOOnoBOOville. Photo: Abe Bonobo

Happy Halloween! Release your inner witch! She won’t hurt you… unless you really want her to.

Release your Inner Witch! Selife in the Bonoboville Loo

Special thanks to On-Campus Staff:  Abe Bonobo, Mar Sorell, Harry Sapien, Del Rey, Beverly Bonobo, Zane Bono, Jacqui Blu, Gypsy Bonobo. And our wonderful volunteers: Sarah Bella, Paul Faraon for megan photography and Jamal Berry

October 30  2016. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.