Night of The Masturbating Dead
Length: 108:13 minutes Date: 10/22/2011
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There’s nothing like a joyride on a nice hard broomstick to celebrate the witching season. And one wild, high-flying, enchanted joyride—with dizzying twists, turns, squirts and rolls in the corpses—is just what this show is. Opening with an invocation to witches through history and featuring all kinds of swallowing—from sword dildos to real 27-inch swords—as well as masturbation, golden showers, spanking, fetish Barbie dolls and hilarious, insightful, explosive Weapons of Mass Discussion from my many sexy, lively, dead and undead guests, this Halloweenish show is more fun than a hearse-full of porn stars.
Featured Guests
Jacky Joy: A virgin to the Speakeasy, this Philly Girl turned porn star starts the show as a rather demure “Nurse Jacky.” But when she rips off her costume, big bare boobs bouncing like floats in a Halloween parade, she grabs my wooden paddle and wallops the last remaining life out of Corpsy and just about every other living (and dead) thing on my bed, including my pretty producer.
Corpsy: In his third appearance on RadioSUZY1, Robert “Corpsy” Rhine, founder and Deaditor-in-Chief of Girls and Corpses Magazine, turns my Womb Room into a Tomb Room for Halloween, strewing dozens of creepy cadavers and body parts all over my bed, even hanging some limbs from the canopy. Hiding his dead eyes behind shades for the first part of the show and his whole dead head under a zombie mask, Corpsy and his corpses are happy stiffs as all the hot girls in the Speakeasy hump them passionately and even suck their withering members.
Brianna Belladonna: Medieval Italians called their village witch “belladonna,” and Brianna Belladonna is a sideshow sorceress out of a Halloween fantasy. We’ve often had fellatio experts on the show who give head “like a sword swallower.” But Brianna is a real sword swallower! In fact, she is one of only 8 professional female sword swallowers in the world. She sucks down a 27-inch heavy metal sword like she’s just scarfing down linguini, then bends at the waist and lets me pull it out! I feel like King Arthur with Excalibur. Not stuck on cutlery, she also bends a wire hanger from the inside of her esophagus (she calls it “the reverse abortion”) and does a trick with a condom that you have to see to believe.
Sophia Jade: Another Speakeasy virgin, lovely 19-year-old Sophia lives up to her name (meaning “wisdom”) when she takes control of the Womb Room by announcing that she loves to masturbate on camera. Never having jilled off in a bed of corpses, Sophia is up for a Halloweenie experience. She doffs her bra and launches her Pocket Rocket over sheer black panties. Then she flings off the panties (another donation to the Panty Boy Collection), keeping on her lacy garters, and comes to a shrieking climax, with the help of Kim Fowley’s spoken word incantations and the general vibe of communal ecstasy and appreciation for her breathtaking beauty.
Chris Gore: G4 comedian, zombie connoisseur, man about town and creator of a new stop-motion show called Fetishvil starring some amazing dolls, though Chris has been to the Speakeasy before, this is his maiden voyage on RadioSUZY1. He opens by confessing he’s wanted to have sex with me since he first saw my HBO show and cleverly nails my Halloween character as “Broom Dilda.” Then he proceeds to lay out as many dolls as Corpsy has corpses. If you’re a Barbie Doll fetishist with a kinky streak, check out Fetishvil. In the middle of the show, a caller asks Chris if he is fond of anal sex. For his answer, click the link above and listen.
Kim Fowley: Music legend and producer of the original Runaways, this is Kim’s second time on RadioSUZY1, wearing similar “drag queen junkie” makeup. Whenever he finds himself in front of a microphone, Kim chants or recites Beat-style poetry about everything from masturbation (the word is “WET”) to the Lord Satan.
Amanda Blow: One of our favorite porn stars and guests on RadioSUZY1, Amanda is her usual ebullient, imaginative and smoking hot self, wearing nothing but a string of pearls (that she gave me!) and skimpy lacy panties that she pulls aside to squirt a sparkling golden shower into her fiancée Brittany Blaze’s eagerly awaiting mouth. Tinkle, tinkle, little porn stars…
Brittany Blaze: Back on the show for the first time since Eros Day 2010, Brittany is now engaged to Amanda and, if all continues to go well, I (as a Universal Life Church Minister) will be marrying them in the Speakeasy Cathedral shortly. But the champagne is already flowing from Amanda’s urethra, and Brittany is guzzling it like Perrier Jouet. As opposed to last week’s caller into golden showers, Brittany’s love for drinking Amanda’s pee has nothing to do with humiliation, and is all about intimacy and sensuality. It also inspires our own Ivy Thornton to give her buddy Bear a golden shower in the after-party.
Mister E(xxx): Back for his second round on RadioSUZY1 (having first visited us with the lovely April Flores), Mr. E, aka Mister Exxx, is an erotic film director, fashion fetishist and “nerd porn” filmmaker, tonight with the delightful Sophia Jade.
Danielle: Just before we go from live broadcast to erotic after-party, I squeeze in a teaser with this hot journalist holding a pipe in one hand and a mini-fleshlight in the other from Ryan Esteban Stabile’s Ultra Vulgar Super Fiend. We’ll see what she writes about her experience at the Speakeasy…
Callers:
Robert from Kansas asks Belladonna how many swords she can swallow down before gagging. Looks like three swords is the charm.
Will from Ohio asks Jacky if she likes to pee on people. She actually just did a piss video earlier in the day, though she’s more of a ball-whipper herself.
Nameless caller from nowhere asks Chris Gore if he likes anal. He explains that if you tell a girl it’s like yoga, she’s more likely to let you fuck her in the ass. Chris is a giver.
Weapons of Mass Discussion
Scary Sex, Why Fear Often Arouses Us, The Witching Season, Harry Potter Vibrating Brooms, Broom as Phallic symbol, Witch as Female Symbol, The Dead in Bed, Halloween Month, Occupy the Cemeteries, Belladonnas as Healing Witches, Riding a Broom is Like Using a Dildo, Elvira’s Cleavage, Zombie Sex, Chicks into Biting, Eating is Sexy, Zombies Displaced the Vampire, Ben Tripp’s Rise Again, Sex and Death, Cancer, Chemo, Peter Pan of Panties, Keep Garters on for Sex, Church is a Great Place to Masturbate, Washable Corpses, Peeing is Intimate, Horror Films Have the Same Noises as Porn, Dark Side of Human Nature, Necrophilia is Illegal, Too Much Lube is Just Enough, Fashionable Sword Swallowers, Overcoming the Pain, Sex Week at Yale 2012 and the Current Threat to Sexual Literacy, The Bonobo Way
Performance Erotica
Riding a Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom, Halloween Performance Poem, Frolicking Among the Corpses, Stripping, Masturbating with Corpses, Masturbating with Panties On, Masturbating with Panties Off, Masturbating with 2 Vibrators, Masturbating to “WET” Beat Poetry, Masturbating to Loud Music & People Telling Jokes, One Guest Climaxing in My Bed as Another Guest Loudly Invokes Satan, Nipple Licking, Topless Masturbation. Natural Breasts with Hardening Nipples, Spoken Word at the Speak Easy, Wet with the Original Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket, Using Two Vibrators, Taking the Dress off and Keeping the Pearls on, Golden Showers, Peeing in Mouth, Tweeting Broom Dilda, Squirting, Sucking the Broomstick Head, Blowing the Corpse, Swallowing a 27-inch Sword, Sticking a Sword to the Bottom of the Stomach, Pulling It Out, Swallowing Wire Hanger (“the Reverse Abortion”), Condom on a Nail up the Nose, Abusing a Corpse, Going Topless, Showing Off Panties, Beautiful Big Bare Bouncing Boobies, Nasty Corpsy Tongue on the Ass, Walloping the Corpse in the Ass, Sucking the Head of the Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom with a Condomania Condom on it, Playing with Anatomically Correct Fetish Barbie Dolls, Doll Sex, Spanking, After-Party Agwa Boobie Shots, Stripper Pole Dancing, Trapeze, Hula-Hooping, More Golden Showers, Monkey-Rockering, After-After-Party Hot Sex, Marital & Extra-Marital Orgasms
Thanks Justine Middleton for editorial assistance with this bloggamy.
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Wow
08 · 15 · 12 @ 2:34 pm
This was amazing i love your show
Ursa Zimmer
11 · 3 · 11 @ 6:51 pm
Last night was my fondest nightmares come true. Thank you, Dr. Suzy because I discovered something new about myself last night while watching Jacky Joy play on the bed with Corpsy in his mask and that is that I get off on watching really hot, blonde, Barbie chicks getting molested by monsters. That was SO Fokken HOT!
I also get really turned on by Brianna Belladonna. What an amazing girls she is. I loved “the wrong way to use a condom” trick!
I was shocked when I found out that Miss Sophia Jade was only 19. I couldn’t even serve her drinks!
Oh yeah, and Chris Gores dolls from FetishVIL were amazing! He has put so much love into those dolls. They had body piercings, strap-on’s and shoes to die for! He said he would make anyone who wanted one a personal doll! So, girls send him a picture of yourself and you could have your very own action figure! I love stop animation and am going to help him with FetishVIL.
Finally, Corpsy. My new love of my life. I was too scared at first to straddle the corpse with the realistic eyes but then Dr. Suzy did, so I tried again. And turns out I REALLY liked him. So much that I even tried to run off with him when Corpsy was trying to leave. Then I locked myself in the elevator with all the corpses. Until Ivy unlocked it and scared the crap out of me by trying to cover me in the corpses! I tried to hide in the back of Corpsy’s car with all the corpses in a final attempt to stay with them. It was amazing how those corpses were so realistic even the right weight. Anyways, I am Corpsy’s new biggest fan. Oh yeah, and it was so poetic and romantic when I found Corpsy had Amanda Blow tied up with Caution tape in a bathroom stall. Thank you Corpsy for making my house just like my favorite movie House of 1000 Corpses. You fulfilled all of my fantasies last nite.
+1
Ryan Esteban Stabile
11 · 3 · 11 @ 12:31 pm
Check out Ultra Vulgar Super Fiend’s visit to Dr. Suzy’s sex institute & radio show: Featured Fuck – Dr Susan Block Show Review http://shar.es/bITJ2
Yossi Vardan
11 · 3 · 11 @ 11:55 am
what a sweet fonetic orgazm is coming from those pictures: http://drsusanblock.com/nightofthedead.html
David Calderon
11 · 3 · 11 @ 10:28 am
ZOMG O_O
Massimiliano Galimi
11 · 3 · 11 @ 10:26 am
Nice…People having a lot of fun….
OBYONETAOPY
11 · 3 · 11 @ 10:18 am
hoo hoo http://is.gd/rabjTF elle reveille un mort ? http://is.gd/mkzAvG AND z Queen searchin a victim http://is.gd/w2DYRP SCARY
Tasia Sutor
11 · 2 · 11 @ 9:48 pm
Be sure to check out the “NiTE of ThE MASTURBATING DEAD” pictures at http://ping.fm/XAZJO
This show was my very favorite so far. Thank you Corpsy, Brianna Belladonna, Jacky Joy and all of Chris Gores FetishVIL barbies! That show was my favorite nightmare made in heaven
Amanda Blow
10 · 28 · 11 @ 3:02 pm
Blaze and Blow love you!
CeeBee
10 · 28 · 11 @ 12:42 pm
Your opening monologue poetry about the witches of history and our scary sex desires is SPELLBINDING – gives me the shivers! Its the essence of Dr. Suzy, the Good Witch of Sex and Love.
Mary Forrest
10 · 28 · 11 @ 11:34 am
That was so much fun! Thanks, Dr. Suzy and Tasia and all the other lovelies and creepies! I’m so glad people got to see the FeitshVIL pieces Chris has created. I hope you will all check the project out at http://www.indiegogo.com/fetishvil and contribute if you can. And follow the show and its crafty creator on Twitter http://twitter.com/fetishvil and http://twitter.com/thatchrisgore :)
San Diego Extremist
10 · 27 · 11 @ 10:50 pm
You are incredible, Dr. Susan. Thanks for your work and loveliness.
Chris Spud Hudson
10 · 27 · 11 @ 11:16 am
i’m 42 and costume sex has always been my fav. i’ve always had an awsome body and above average member and could make a porn starr get the quakes from orgasams. But i’m 5′ 7″ why do woman not go for short men. no matter how good we look. and if were single cant even get in a swingers club. I look awsome in satin crotchless body suit. and old top hat. not gay just like it. you are too too sexy i think your great
Robert G.
10 · 26 · 11 @ 6:37 pm
You bewitch me susan!!I did the N.J.Zombie Walk in asbury park on the 22nd ,it was amazing.Glad to see your all into THE DEAD,as for fun anyway.
Rocky Angel
10 · 26 · 11 @ 6:36 pm
I’ve got a broomstick you can ride.
Also been a fan of Kim Fowley for quite some time, got ‘Outrageous’ and his ‘Vampires From Outer Space’ compilation on vinyl. ‘Vampires’ was one of the albums I taped onto cassette and brought with me when I moved cross country.
justine
10 · 26 · 11 @ 6:17 am
What a completely disturbing show . . . hooray!
Charles G.
10 · 26 · 11 @ 3:13 am
It seem that the whole dynamic of the shows from this past year has changed since you got a new producer. She’s very involved and gives the show another theater aspect that it did not have under Sally Shibari, she always seemed so dour or is that sour. Cngratulations the last show was great theater and great fun. great job Tasia and I love your high flying ways…
Corpsy
10 · 25 · 11 @ 3:09 pm
Thank you Doc Suzy and crew for another spine chilling Hell-O-Ween episode of The Dr. Block Show! I’m always happy to bring a few cold corpses for your hotties and I think some of my cadavers got more action than the guys there. We needed a crowbar to get Tasia away from David Hasselcorpse and Amanda Blow went where few women have dared — down on a corpse — on camera! You also looked quote seXXXy Doc in your bewitchy threads. I always have a blast on your seductive show and I would love to come back anytime you need a rotting corpse or a Deaditor-In-Chief. Please remind all your perverted viewers to check out: http://girlsandcorpses.com/ You’ll be glad you dead.
Hugs and Corpses,
Corpsy
Founder/Publisher
Girls and Corpses
“So many corpses… so little tim.”
Will from BK
10 · 24 · 11 @ 5:20 pm
hey suzy…Great show! nice to talk to you…
Panty Boy
10 · 24 · 11 @ 5:09 pm
Dr.Suzy :) What an amazing show!!! :) :) I just wanna say U 1,000,000 THANKS!!! And THANKS Jacky Joy & Sophia Jade for coming to @drsuzy and 4 UR #Sexy #Panties :) Awesome!!!!
Nori
10 · 24 · 11 @ 5:04 pm
I will make hard ye who are limp and make wet ye who are dry… I knew rigor mortis and decomposition fluid was sexy for a reason.
Tasia Sutor
10 · 24 · 11 @ 4:26 pm
Last night was my fondest nightmares come true. Thank you, Dr. Suzy because I discovered something new about myself last night while watching Jacky Joy play on the bed with Corpsy in his mask and that is that I get off on watching really hot, blonde, Barbie chicks getting molested by monsters. That was SO Fokken HOT!
I also get really turned on by Brianna Belladonna. What an amazing girls she is. I loved “the wrong way to use a condom” trick!
I was shocked when I found out that Miss Sophia Jade was only 19. I couldn’t even serve her drinks!
Oh yeah, and Chris Gores dolls from FetishVIL were amazing! He has put so much love into those dolls. They had body piercings, strap-on’s and shoes to die for! He said he would make anyone who wanted one a personal doll! So, girls send him a picture of yourself and you could have your very own action figure! I love stop animation and am going to help him with FetishVIL.
Finally, Corpsy. My new love of my life. I was too scared at first to straddle the corpse with the realistic eyes but then Dr. Suzy did, so I tried again. And turns out I REALLY liked him. So much that I even tried to run off with him when Corpsy was trying to leave. Then I locked myself in the elevator with all the corpses. Until Ivy unlocked it and scared the crap out of me by trying to cover me in the corpses! I tried to hide in the back of Corpsy’s car with all the corpses in a final attempt to stay with them. It was amazing how those corpses were so realistic even the right weight. Anyways, I am Corpsy’s new biggest fan. Oh yeah, and it was so poetic and romantic when I found Corpsy had Amanda Blow tied up with Caution tape in a bathroom stall. Thank you Corpsy for making my house just like my favorite movie House of 1000 Corpses. You fulfilled all of my fantasies last nite.
Chris Gore
10 · 24 · 11 @ 4:22 pm
That was a blast. I’d love to come back just to hang out. Next time I promise that I’ll bring beer.
Ivy Thornton
10 · 24 · 11 @ 3:39 pm
Wow I had way too much Saturday night! Can’t wait for next week.
Mister Exxx
10 · 24 · 11 @ 3:06 pm
An historic show! And so much fun. Thanks as always! It was a riot! <3
Mad Passion
10 · 24 · 11 @ 3:04 pm
Very fun night! So much going on it was crazy!
Bar Sinister
10 · 24 · 11 @ 2:16 am
We <3 your show and your guests, Dr. Suzy!
Sabrina Dropkick
10 · 24 · 11 @ 2:11 am
Last night may have been the best fucking dr suzy show ever!!! Wish I could be in girlsNcorpses!!!