With Ian Rath, Jessi Palmer, Ivy Thornton, Slut Bottom Chris, Zoey Holloway, Aria Aspen, Mistress D Severe, Jimmy Broadway. Photo: Felix Foto

Length: 97:14 minutes         Date: 07/02/2011

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From 13 colonies to global imperialists, the Speakeasy celebrates the 236^th anniversary of our country (that’s 236 years of war, slavery, genocide of natives, cultural hegemony, racism and fast food chains).  I take an all American cast of demanding doms, sexy subs and one eager-to-please slut-puppy on an erotic exploration expressing the paradoxes of freedom through restraint, liberty through (voluntary) slavery, independence through submission and release through pain, including some very wet fireworks: a very sexy, sparkling golden shower that would have given Paul Revere something to shout about.

My Featured Guests

Ian Rath Owner of Fetish Nation and benign master of red-hot Jessi Palmer (though he prefers to go by “Ian” as he feels Master is rather presumptuous), Ian adores women.  He especially loves to “force” them to do “devious, entertaining things.” He pulls Jessi’s hair, grabs her throat, pulls up her short skirt to reveal her shaved vulva, bending her over to smack her hot little ass, and commands her to slowly lick the bottoms of my patriotic red boots.

Jessi Palmer Porn star, model, and fiercely obedient submissive, Jessi looks like “liquid sex” in her holiday red corset, revealing her perky breasts and supple figure. While growing up in foster care, she snuck out of her house with $50 and spent the next few days humping away in a nearby van with her neighbor while everyone in town searched for her. But gone are those days of naughty defiance, now she asks Ian permission to do just about anything. Hypnotized by my snake Eve, I invite her onto the stage where my serpent slithers across her body, arousing her so much that she has to lie down on the American flag and Yale pillow, then she masturbates herself to a thunderous orgasm, followed by a ferocious spanking from Ian. Her next release comes with her squatting over Slut Bottom Chris’ eager face, spraying her healing liquid inside his mouth, as he laps up the golden nectar around his face, not spilling a drop.  Sanitary? Most likely (according to Chris, she’s very well-hydrated).  Empowering for Jessi? Absolutely.  This was her virgin golden shower, and she seems more excited about having peed than climaxed.

Aria Aspen An easy-going, liberated adult performer in cute green heart panties, this is Aria’s first appearance on The Dr. Susan Block Show. She attended nursing school, realized that she was doing what everybody else wanted her to do (Restraint!), and decided to have a little fun instead (freedom!) by performing in porn, doing webcam and rescuing puppies. Later, Jessi bonds with Aria Speakeasy style, licking Agwa lime salt from her lovely, natural breasts.

Zoey Holloway Elegant squirter and adult performer, Zoey makes her third appearance on the show; the first time here she had a ménage à trois with Annie Cruz and Dane Cross, and the second time she squirted with Marcus London.  Tonight she looks gorgeous, dressed in little more than a hot police cap, bullet pasties and black garter panties.  Zoey switches between being dominant and submissive, enjoying both freedom and restraint, depending on her mood.

Slut Bottom Chris Slutty, Slavish puppy-man, people pleaser and master sphincter controller with a proclivity for all things anal, Chris is also a self declared misandrist who loves nothing better than empowering women and having them pee on him.  Thus he raises his arm immediately when Jessi asks for a human toilet (Freedom!). Like any self-identified dog fetishist (no, he doesn’t have sex with actual dogs; he just like to act like a dog), Chris happily licks lime salt off of Ivy’s ass, receives a seemingly unbearable cock and ball whacking with a smile, plays catch for doggy treats, all the while enjoying a gigantic sperm-shaped butt plug inside of him which looks more like a rat’s tail than a dog’s. Chris is the owner of a web programming company by day (work = restraint!).  Playing with dommes as their submissive puppy makes him feel happy and free.

Ivy Thornton Professional domme and avowed sadist, Ivy demonstrates her knack for inflicting pain by inserting a menacingly large butt plug inside Slut Bottom Chris and whacking the daylights out of his vulnerable geography (freedom for both!).

Mistress D Severe Always stretching the boundaries of artistic freedom by making films about restraint, this is Mistress D Severe’s third time on the show.  Her new parody, entitled “Fetish Idol,” features judges in strap-ons, including lovely Zoey, pegging the contestants.  Champion Slut Bottom Chris won by taking Zoey’s 18-inch dildo).

Jimmy Broadway Mistress D Severe’s partner-in-crime (depending on what state you’re in, though not in California), fellow director, love partner and adult performer, has also been on the show before.  Mistress D and Jimmy are almost inseparable, but they open their relationship erotically to other lovers in their films.

Caller 1: Stacy, a Jack Mormon wife in Utah, is curious as to the significance of Zoey’s tattoos. Here’s the breakdown: the rose on her right boob represents a poem about the beauty and wickedness of the world, a symbol for forgiveness on her right arm and love on the left, a vampire cross on her lower back for when she was going through a “dark phase” while working as a stripper. Stacy, unbeknownst to her husband, loves to watch Zoey on screen. When Dr. Suzy asks if she would ever consider getting friendly with Zoey in person, she suddenly took a deep breath and “had to go.”

Caller 2: Robert in Kansas City asks whether or not the subs, dommes or doms ever like to assume the opposite role. Ivy explains how she gets off on power exchange and Jessi says she’s just a “pain whore.”

Weapons of Mass Discussion:

Freedom, Restraint, Freedom Through Restraint, American Revolution, Arab Spring, Love Nation, Fetish Nation, George Washington’s Hemp Plantation, Thomas Jefferson Fucking His Slave Sally Heming, Benjamin Franklin Participating In French Orgies, Imprisonment, Independence, Bondage, Master And Slave, Domination And Submission, Pleasure In Giving Oneself To Others, Ménage à Trois, Beautiful Squirtings, Control, Pegging A Man With An 18” Dildo, BDSM, Webcam, “Strap On” Idol, Fetish Parody In Which Judges Fuck Contestants With Strap Ons, Partners In Sex Crimes, Double Anal, Pleasing And Making Others Happy, Foster Care, Stealing Money From Foster Parents, Screwing the Neighbor In His Van While Your Foster Parents And The Police Search For You, Tattoo Symbols, Receiving Oral Sex While Getting A Tattoo, Jack Mormons, Girl-Girl, Bi-Curious Wives Who Secretly Watch Porn, Bettie Page, Sexy Nurses, Abandoning Nursing Career To Become A Porn Star, Monogamy As A Social Construct, Professional Dommes, Sadists, Patriotic Porn Scenes, Healing Urine, Drinking Pee, Golden Showers in The Shower Curing Athlete’s Foot, Sterile Pee, Antioxidant Pee, Everyone Peeing On Themselves During Childhood, Past Life Soul Mates, Pain Whores, Slut Puppies, Male Humiliator, Male Misandrist, Pain As A Source Of Emotional Release, Shiatsu Massages, Dominique Strauss Kahn, Womanizers, Hotel Maids, Rich Socialists, Politics And Sex, Pornographers As Catalyst For Arab Revolution, Freedom And Democracy, Arabs Demanding Open Access To Pussy

Performance Erotica:

Topless and Bottomless Liquid Sex Dress, Bullet Pasties, Invisible Panties, Slutty Puppy Roleplay, Body Shots, Snake Slithering Across A Beautiful Body, Designated Boob, Licking Sat Off Ass, Masturbating While Lying On Yale Pillow and American Flag, Seeking Permission To Orgasm, Post-Orgasm Spanking, Golden Shower in the Mouth, Human Toilet, Snake Play As Foreplay, Inserting Giant Black Sperm-Shaped Butt Plug Up The Ass To Simulate A Doggy Tail (Though Looking Like a Rat Tail), Kissing After Urinating in Someone’s Mouth, Cock And Ball Whacking, Genital Pain, Cock Rings, Striptease, Slut Puppy Playing Catch, Feeding Treats To Slutty Puppy, Panty Changes, Mao Tze Dong And Communism, Licking the Bottoms of Red High Heeled Boots