Moe Johnson, Amor Hilton, Dr. Suzy, Lexi Rose, Nathanial John (row 2: Livia Godiva, Aaliyah, Liliana. Photo: JuxLii

Length:  1:49:45    Date:  April 27, 2013

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In the wake of recent bombings in Boston and beyond, this show takes on sex vs. violence, love vs. war and terror tactics vs The Bonobo Way.  The bonobos, aka the Make Love Not War chimpanzees, our closest evolutionary relatives, have so much to teach us about our potential for peace and the value of sex.  But when we say “value” here in Bonoboville, we’re not talking about “family values,” at least not the family values that all these hypocritical, Bible-thumping, drone-driving, woman-hating, crony-loving chickenhawks squawk about. We’re talking about sexual values…

The value of Hot Love, and not Perma-War…

The value of explosive orgasms, and not exploding ordnance…

The value of dildos and vibrators, and not drones and bombs…

The value of bare boobies, and not naked aggression…

The value of pussy juice and lube, and not Blood for Oil….

The value of hard dicks, and not hardnosed dickheads…
The value of people in bed with their lovers, and not journalists “embedded” with the Military Industrial Complex…

The value of consensual BDSM, and not colonial-style torture and terrorism…

The value of masturbation, and not occupation…

The value of the Bonobo Way, and not acting like baboons (with bombs!)…  

Whether it’s a homemade pressure cooker explosive shattering innocent Boston Marathon fans or unmanned Predator drones dropping Hellfire missiles on villages, we are becoming a society that communicates through bombs. As our nation bombs innocent civilians to get terrorists, other terrorists bomb innocent civilians to “send a message” to stop the bombing.   Our media then delivers this “message” with breathless alacrity, though bombing to stop the bombing only seems to make us bomb “them” more.  Then new terrorists rise up from the bombed-out ashes, finding new ways to bomb us. And so the vicious, agonizing cycle of death continues.  And nobody wins—except the bombmakers.  Gun and bullet sales also go up in the aftermath of a bombing.

But there is another way.  Let us come together in peace through pleasure… What I mean is Give Sex a Chance!  

It might sound pie-in-the-sky to the uninformed, but it’s very down-to-earth, based on sound science, as well as the knowledge we all feel in our bones: Pleasure diffuses the tension that leads to rage, violence, abuse, murder, bombing, war, etc.  As Drs. Christopher Ryan  and Cacilda Jethá show in Sex at Dawn, since the start of agriculture and property ownership some 12,000 years ago, almost all human societies around the world have systematically repressed many natural erotic pleasures, turning our horny, hungry hearts to war.

As developmental neuropsychologist Dr. James Prescott showed in laboratory experiments with various animals and cross-cultural studies of human societies, pleasure and violence have a reciprocal relationship; that is, the presence of one inhibits the other. A violent animal will abruptly calm down when electrodes stimulate the pleasure centers of its brain. Likewise, stimulating the violence centers in the brain can terminate the sensual pleasure and peaceful behavior of the animal.  This includes human animals. When the brain’s pleasure circuits are ‘on,’ the violence circuits are ‘off,’ and vice versa.

And that’s what DrSuzy.tv—now available at the new low low price of just $7.95 per MONTH!!—is all about: stimulating our pleasure circuits for peace.  This particular show really hones in on the subject: Drop Bras, Not Bombs!  Drop panties too.  And let’s not stop with the shedding of clothes.  Let’s drop loads!  Big creamy loads sprayed all over beautiful bare boobs that have dropped their bras to end war.  Porn for peace!

Can we do it?  We can try.  And we can have a lot of fun trying.  Let’s pull out all the stops, unleash our beasts and come together to stop the violence, Brothers and Sisters.  Let’s protest and dismantle our Culture of Bombing Communication and enhance our nurturing erotic connections to our fellow human beings, our bonobo cousins and everything else in our great Gaian universe.  Let’s protect ourselves and try not to be too naïve, but let’s also swing towards peace through pleasure and enjoy our brief time here together.  Speaking of which, I hope you enjoy this amazing, multi-orgasmic, spunky, spanking hot, interracial, corset-rocking, bra-dropping, Gaia-loving, political, peace-proactive, pleasure-ful show.

FEATURED GUESTS

Amor Hilton: The adorable Amor-able Amor, Goddess of Love and all things blonde and pretty in pink, is back (in black) in Bonoboville!  Now calling herself the “Baby Block,” naughty Amor admits she deserves an OTK spanking for having missed Mommy and Daddy’s 21st Wedding Anniversary.  So over Momma’s knee she goes, getting 21 spanks and one more for butt-loving luck.  First on the show to drop her bra for peace, Sister Amor gives us the good advice to “hold on to each other” in times of terror.  Having dropped her bra, she graciously allows her beautiful bare boobs to be sperm-bombed by one of our other guests (see below) and holds the pussy pipe in her perfectly bald, pink pussy for another guest, transforming herself into the Goddess Venus Cannabis (welcome back to the Kush Collective, still celebrating 420 a week after 4/20).  For her peace-through-pleasure efforts , Amor wins a Swingtastic realistic dildo.  That should help her get ready to do a scene with Tiffany Starr,  DrSuzy.tv award winner for “Wildest TS,” whom she met about a year ago on DrSuzy.tv. Tif is the most downloaded pornstar in the Vatican, by the way… But that’s another show; stay tuned for that with Sex & God author Dr. Darrel W. Ray and….the Goddess Amor!

Lexy Rose:  We love Lexy. “Love” means “Amor,” and this is Baby Block’s newest discovery, a porn prodigy bound for stardom. Though a DrSuzy.tv virgin, as well as brand new to the world of erotic entertainment, sexy Lexy gets right with the “Drop Bras Not Bombs” program, dropping her ivory bra, corset and panties.  She offers up her nubile nakedness as a “peace sacrifice” for all would-be terrorists, mass murderers, war-mongering politicians and military personnel to jerk off to and change their violent ways.  Lexy does achieve peace on earth, if only for a moment, as she climaxes on her virgin ride on the Sybian.  Hallelujah, Sister Lexy.

Moe The Monster: AKA “Moe Johnson,” “The Beast,” “Pastor Johnson,” “The Monster Who Came Out of The Bronx”… you get the picture.  Monster Moe’s first time in Bonoboville was our 21st Wedding Anniversary, when there were a lot of other people, though I did notice that Moe couldn’t keep the monster in his pants (getting a head start on Masturbation Month) while watching Isiah King James and Selma Sins. This time, he “unleashes his beast” (with apologies to the other “beast” Bautista who engages in a different kind of athletics).  And my, what a large, impressive piece of weaponry it is, longer than a submachine gun and thicker than Amor’s forearm.  After considerable oohing, ahhing and pampering from a harem of females onstage and off, Moe explodes his ordnance all over Amor‘s breasts.  She proudly displays her pearl necklace like a battle souvenir. Except there is no battle. The weapon fires, the target is hit, mission accomplished, creating Shock and Awe with zero casualties.  This is our kind of bomb.  The consensual sperm bomb.  Pop off one or two of those, and you can’t pull the trigger on anything but your eyelids.  Though Monster Moe keeps it up in the after-party and shows he’s not *just* a budding porn star, but also an awesome freestyler, rapping about the show right after the show. Hey, if you got it, flaunt it.  And now Amor and Moe are besties, another match made in bonobo love on DrSuzy.tv.

Nathanial John: Lexy’s manager/master/fiancé fell in love with his sweet Rose on New Year’s Eve, and the two of them are now in the delicious throes of NRE (New Relationship Energy).  He gets kudos for bringing luscious Lexy into my Womb Room and sharing her with the world, when he could keep her all to himself.

Tori Taylor: Moe’s date gets with the Drop Bras Not Bombs program, unveiling her lovely natural 36DDs for JelloShotsLA, but stays coyly on the sidelines most of the show.

Livia Godiva: Our brand spanking new show producer gets right into the bonobo spirit, fluffing Moe’s monster with care and savoir faire. She may be a vegetarian, but she’s certainly not averse to manmeat.  Now lest you get the wrong idea, my darling reader, blow-jobs are not part of her job description. Neither do we wish to inhibit her natural erotic desires and creativity—and we look forward to learning and sharing more about Lady Godiva in shows-to-cum!

Liliana:  Our sexy new production assistant, also an on-campus Institute webcam and phone sex therapist (you can call Liliana at 213-670-0066!) conducts a brief examination of Moe’s Monster before the other ladies take over.

Tom Quinn: Our old friend (since 1997!), Emmy-nominated producer and author of What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus: An Irreverent History of Christianity, votes yes on dropping bras and no on dropping bombs.

WEAPONS OF MASS DISCUSSION

Sexual Values vs Family Values. Exploding Orgasms Not Exploding Ordinance, Pussy Juice vs. Oil to Keep those Hummers Lubed, Hard Dicks Not Hardnose Dickheads, Masturbation Not Occupation, May is Masturbation Month, Communicating Though Bombs Just Gets Us Bombed, Jerking Off Five Times a Day vs. Praying Five Times a Day, Boston Marathon Bombing, Drone Bombings, Texas Fertilizer Plant Explosions Killing 15 People (Wounding 200 & Leaving Over 100 Families Homeless), Dennis Rodman Crossdressing With North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Who Threatens to Bomb the USA, If You Want to be a Successful Hooker in Rome Hang Out Around the Vatican, The Largest Gay Club in Rome Welcomes the Bishops, New Relationship Energy (NRE), No Known Example of a Bonobo Killing Another Bonobo, Sex & God, The Bonobo Way

 PERFORMANCE EROTICA

Snake Play, Dropping Bras (Not Bombs!), Doing Bonoboville Jello Shots with JelloShotsLA, Licking Salt Off Nipples Above Dropped Bras, 21 Spankings for Missing the 21st Anniversary, Spanking So Hard It Leaves a Handprint, Kissing the Handprint, Flogging in Retaliation for a Handprint Spank, Riding the Sybian as a Peace Sacrifice, Dropping Panties as Well as Bras, Comparing A Dick’s Size To That of a Forearm, Smoking Weed out of the Pussy Pipe from the Sacred Pussy of the Goddess Venus Cannabis, Riding the Swingtastic Toys Dildo from Behind, Clearing The Runway for a Monster Cumshot over Pretty Tits, Doing the Hoka-Hoka with Rockstar Asses, Monster Dick Blowjob, Monster Dick Surrounded by Ladies, Performance Ejaculation, Bukkake aka Bukaki, Getting Flogged on the Bondage Cross, More Spankings, Wild Rickshaw Rides, 420 Left Over From 4/20, Topless Hulahooping.

Show Length 01:47:44  Date: April 27, 2013

©  2013 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.