School’s almost out, but the College of Carnal Knowledge is now in session, and yours truly has been tapped as the “Pleasure Principal” by The LA Weekly “PEOPLE ISSUE” which is now running a full-page photo of moi meme on page 101. If you can’t find a copy of the print edition at your local LA hangout, here it is online.

“The Pleasure Principal” in LA Weekly PEOPLE — Photo: Kevin Scanlon

The actual write-up is short and sweet, but hey, out of a city of 10 million, only 60 of us are deemed “People.” Seriously, it’s an honor to be acknowledged as such by the venerable old paper for which I used to write theater reviews when I was young and aimless. LA Weekly veteran Steven Mikulan writes that my efforts on behalf of Ethical Hedonism and the Bonobo Way are “Impressive…Block’s pleasure dome is not merely a lingerie-draped mattress surrounded by whips and feather boas, but an awareness of the body and its political implications”

Jack ‘n’ Jill Off Jam This Saturday!

We will be heightening our “awareness of the body” on several of my “lingerie-draped mattresses” at our Jack ‘n’ Jill Off Jam this Saturday, May 19th. We’ve got an awesome list of special guests who will be frolicking amongst the “whips and feather boas” as well as jackin’ ‘n’ jillin’ with all the vibrators, dildos, and let us not forget “the occasional self-pleasuring sex machines that are scattered about like exercise bikes” (as lovingly described in the LAW)

HONOR MASTURBATION, NOT OCCUPATION! Saturday Night, May 19th @ Dr. Suzys Speakeasy

Feature guests include porn stars Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Rachael Roxxx, Nick Manning and some of their fellow cast members who will be celebrating the release of the new Jennifer James film XXXtra XXXtra. Clown Porn stars Daisy Layne, Lexi Bunney and Dick Chibbles, plus the lovely Hollie Wood (star of Golden Hollie Wood Tie-Up and 3 Pees and a Spank), voluptuous Sara Jay, sultry Sinnamon Love, everyready Jack Lawrence, our own favorite MILF Tai Ellis (star of Getting Rid of Bush and Wet Bar) and the amazing Annie Body (star of Dr. Suzy’s Squirt Salon, Annie’s XXXmas Squirt and Annie Body Squirts Holy Water). We’ll also have some strong, sexy representation from the BDSM community, including the imperious Goddess Sativa & her sweet slave girl rachel ravage, gorgeous Goddess Jade and her galpal Ginger, as well as a bunch of fascinating folks we met on alt and aff, all joining the Jam in celebration of Masturbation Month.

Our Maid Jade Busy Scrubbing Up the Speakeasy for the Jack n Jill Jam

We’ll also have singers to serenade the swingers, including the adorable Katie Jean, and more of the marvelous operettists from The Beastly Bombing, Winner of the LA Weekly’s Theater Award for “Best Musical of the Year.” Plus: the delectably angelic Cyn Moore, our beautiful and bountiful bartending bacchante Shannon Coronado, our telephone sex therapist lovable Lorelai, our favorite bellydancer Kat, our sex-loving photographer-in-residence Lydel Lydia Teez, and Sara Sioux who plays our sex-loving photographer-in-residence in Canaan Brumley’s forthcoming film “Speakeasy.” Sara will bring a troupe of Melo Girls, who just might steal the show.

Of course, not everyone will be able to make it, but if just half these folks show up, it’s going to be an incredible evening. Become a BlockStudios Member,and make your May 19th Reservations now, before we run out of room!

RadioSuzy1 Broadcasting Live Nightly

Every night, except Sunday, we experience a different kind of auditory sex magic here on RadioSuzy1, when I cuddle up to my big phallic microphone and go on the Internet airwaves with Brother Dave the Engineer, often with our in-house MILF Tai Ellis, sometimes with Bob, Margo, Norman, Lorelai, Sara Sioux, Annie, Canaan, JJ, classic film actor Barry Miller, or whoever happens to be hanging out at the Speakeasy that night. Check out the Radio Archives to hear past shows (free!) on such free-ranging subjects as Babysitter Fantasies, Big Boob Fetishes, Olive Oil and Sex, May Day and Maypoles, the Bush Crime Family, Too-Thick Dick Issues, Male Pre-Mature Ejaculation, Female Ejaculation (which is never pre-mature), Yale University Thongs, Peace, Pipedreams and Bonobos, Hookergate 2, Aggressive Blow-Jobs (do they cause cancer? Yikes!), How to Manage Your Harem, Manic Depression, Anti-Depressants and Sex, Love and Life in Yemen Under the Veil, How to Talk to Your Kids About Sex When You Catch Them Putting their Barbie and Ken Dolls into the Doggy Style Position, and much more. One night, a young guy named Soultrain called in from Kentucky to say he was embarrassed about his foot fetish. After our conversation, he felt so inspired, he wrote a whole Foot Rap song, and just before the end of that broadcast, he called again and sang it on the air!

Hanging Out After the RadioSuzy1 Broadcast with Melo Girls Teri, Alex and Rachel. — Photo: MarsFX

We’ve also been doing some great Spank-the-Monkey segments in celebration of Masturbation Month (and we’re only half-way through May!), testing out our Pyrexions, Pocket Rockets, Hitachi Magic Wands, Fukuoku Finger-Fitting Sex Toys and vairous other good vibrations. The other night, a very sexy young woman named Miss Behavin called in through Skype from South Africa because she found it difficult to have orgasms. Two nights after our first talk, she called again, her voice rather breathier than the first time, and she had herself a beautiful orgasm right on the air. Another night, we heard about the masturbatory preferences of Melo Girls Teri (fingers in the car), Ashley (first ice, then a Jacuzzi jet) and Alex (she’s a techie and loves her vibe). Tonight, I’ll talk to Urban Tantra Author Barbara Carrellas, and this Thursday, my guest will be the great Godmother of Masturbation Herself, Dr. Betty Dodson.

Kissing Melo-Style with Teri and Alex. — Photo: Dr Suzy

But the most mind-blowing aspect of the show is just talking to people living their lives in all corners of the planet. What an exotic bouillabaisse of sexual and cultural attitudes and interests, with callers from Iraq, Israel, Palestine, Russia, Venezuela, Portugal, India, Singapore, China, everywhere. Doing this show is really opening me up to the so-called “other.” Being able to communicate about love and sex with a Yemenite woman who wears a burka rocks my world, in a good way. It opens my mind and gives me hope for the future of our Earth. America’s political leaders and corporate fat cats may benefit from pitting us as a “nation” against other “nations,” but that sense that a person from another country is an “alien” falls away like an old coat, as we embrace one another through cyberspace, coming, singing and talking about the things we all care about: sex, love, life, death.

Dick’s Dick Caught in DC Madam’s Cookie Jar – But Who’s Looking?

The other night, on the air, we learned that the tides of Hookergate II. rise much higher than we had realized thought; that is, the Vice (as in “criminal”) President patronizes prostitutes. This would be one big yawn; after all, prostitution should be decriminalized anyway, so who cares what this half-dead man does or did with his pallid little pecker? EXCEPT that this is the dick of Dick Cheney, Evil Puppet-Master of the Fascist Perma-War Universe, Chickenhawk Slaughterer of the Innocents, aimlessly shooting at hapless civilians, from children in Iraq to his own hunting buddy in the woods. With that in mind, we go to the report of my fellow Counterpunch writer and former U.S. Naval Officer Wayne Madsen:

“WMR has confirmed with extremely knowledgeable CIA and Pentagon sources that the former CEO who is on Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s list is Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney was CEO of Halliburton during the time of his liaisons with the Pamela Martin & Associates escort firm. Palfrey’s phone invoices extend back to 1996 and include calls to and from Cheney…while he was the CEO and maintained a residence off Chain Bridge Road in the Ballantrae neighborhood in McLean, Virginia, a few blocks from the headquarters of the CIA….”

I know, just the thought of the creepy Veep having any kind of sex is like something out of Abu Ghraib. But we all know how tales of illicit sex wake up the American Masses, while this atrocious illegal war, the loss of civil liberties and all of Cheney’s other crimes barely seem to disturb the great American slumber. No wonder the mainstream media, who are the real hookers to this Dick and his government/corporate cronies, etc., are keeping this story under wraps.

Dicks Dick…

After the opening salvos of Hookergates I and II, I eagerly awaited the next high-level hypocrite’s name to float up from Palfrey’s List. When nothing happened, I assumed, like many Americans, that there were no more big fish on the list. Little did I know that the White House was busy keeping their biggest fish out of the frying pan, telling ABC News they’d better not expose the tender balls of the Darth Vader of American politics. While this news was being squelched on ABC and breaking on the Internet, the Dick himself was standing in front of five F-18 Super Hornet aircraft in the cavernous hangar of the US aircraft carrier John C Stennis in the Gulf talking tough about Iran to beleaguered American soldiers who can’t even handle Iraq.

Fellow bloggamists of the blogosphere: Let’s hold this Dick’s balls to the fire – any fire we can find. The sex he had with the Pamela Martin gals (or guys) is no big deal. But the war crimes he has committed cry out for some kind of justice.

Dr. Suzy’s Double Dong with Annie

And now, for an entirely different kind of explosion….another uniquely thrilling clip from the Dommes & Hollie show, now in the Girl On Girl section of Clip-O-Rama, edited by Mar Sorell, featuring your Love Doctor riding one end of a large glass double-header dildo, while the amazing Annie Body rides the other end, doggie-style.. Annie is a vigorous lover, and she really gives it to me hard, much harder than I would normally be able to take it, except on this occasion I am well-lubricated inside and out (the inside part having been achieved with the help of a couple of strawberry daiquiris). Dr. Suzy’s Double Dong with Annie is now available for your viewing pleasure in both stream and download.

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