Carnal Carnival on DrSuzy.Tv: One-armed Joe Adams, Del Rey juggling Ecosexuality & Glyde America condoms, Biz Bonobo, Hollywood Jake with The Bonobo Way, Row 2: Josi Kat, Clownalyn Monroe with Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur, Dr. Susan Block, Dark Mark, Aaliyah Corsets. Photo: Kevin Faircourt

Length 1:52:42 Date: August 8, 2015

by Dr. Susan Block

In a way, Bonoboville, like life itself, is always a “carnal carnival,” but for this bonobo-and-bozo-friendly episode of The Dr. Susan Block Show, that’s the theme.

Goth comedian Dark Mark is leaving LA’s sunshine for New Orleans’ mausoleums, and his virgin appearance on DrSuzy.Tv also serves as a freaky farewell to his LA friends and lovers. Amongst the entourage are several sexy ladies, one of whom could be the demented love child of Marilyn Monroe and Patch Adams, aptly named Clownalyn Monroe. Another is voluptuous burlesque Domme and “Pussy Bang-Bang” producer, Josi Kat, also co-host of Dark Mark’s ghoulish comedy talk show.

We also meet a “one-armed” comic named Joe Adams who—no clowning around here–practically makes Biz climax using his stump (covered with an XXX-tra large Glyde America cruelty-free, all-vegan condom) like a large, perpetually hard, oddly mobile penis, giving new meaning to the phrase “rub a nub.” Biz’s orgasm crescendos as she rides the Sybian, with Aaliyah Corsets (whose ass is featured in Citizen LA’s awesome new piece about Bonoboville, “The Pleasure Compound”) behind her and Dark Mark on the controls, as she opens wide and sucks Joe’s stump like it’s the last snow cone of the Bonobo Summer of Love. All this nub-rubbing brings back Capt’n Max’s memories of getting busted for publishing photos of Long Jean Silver “stump-fucking” Annie Sprinkle, and we realize that the Captain went to jail and eventually prevailed for our freedom to express our sexuality, whether we are “able,” “disabled” or simply mislabeled.

Clowns stump-sucking while Sybian-riding! Photo: L’Erotique

For the “clown fetishists” in the congregation, Clownalyn makes a balloon “dick hat” that looks quite stylish on Hollywood Jake’s handsome head. Biz strips for Mark, and we spank several bottoms under the Bonoboville Big Top. A celebratory #FreeTheNipple Bonoboville Communion with Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur ensues featuring a brief but tasty sample of Josi’s ample boobage, Aaliyah’s delightful tatas, as well as Biz and Mark exchanging such meaningful nip-suckling that they put the communing in Communion. Del Rey gives us a taste of his juggling skills developed when he was a juggling monkey with the Humboldt Circus. Pretty soon, everyone is wearing a clown nose, or dropping theirs between somebody’s boobies.

Bonoboville Communion at the Carnal Carnival. Photo: L’Erotique

We have many serious announcements and momentous pronouncements regarding The Bonobo Way in the News, a free Ecosexuality foreword excerpt, Group Sex in Alternet (thanks Carrie Weisman), Dr. Zanna Clay’s important study finding bonobo “peeps” to be very similar to human “babytalk,” and the latest police atrocities (all the clowns agree that American cops really need Anger Management Training, Bonobo-Style). However, since much of this stuff is delivered while wearing a clown nose, how much of it, serious though it be, can we take seriously?

Barflies of Bonoboville. Photo: Kevin Faircourt

Well, this is a show about sex, and sex is (mostly) a comedy, not a tragedy. As Camille Paglia says in Sexual Personae, Death is the tragedy of life. Sex should, and often does, give us a brief holiday, a squeeze and a tickle, a nice orgasm and a good laugh. Laughter is a mental orgasm. A Womb Room filled with laughter is an orgy of cerebral connection.

Under Saint Marilyn with Clownalyn & friends. Photo: Kevin Faircourt

So we hope you laugh and come with us. Ride a friendly stump. Use your stump—or whatever perceived “disability” you might have—to give pleasure. Free the nipple, and the bacon. Juggle your balls. Make art out of the madness. The tragedies, atrocities, bombings, beheadings, injustices, stresses and frustrations of life just keep coming, but if you can find a fun, consensual way to release your “inner bonobo,” then just do it. Breathe deep, relax and savor the ride before it’s all over. Share the peace through pleasure. Join the Carnal Carnival of Bonoboville. Let your freak flag fly.

Just a coupla clowns: Capt’n Max & his First (Prime) Mate, freak flags a’flyin high. Photo: Kevin Faircourt

© August 9, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.