Bush’s Fecal World
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Having only just escaped death a few weeks ago, I am now trying to focus on my healing process. I am attempting to follow my doctors’ orders, manage my pain, build up my strength and think positive, healing thoughts. Therefore, I am trying to ignore politics. This was not too difficult in the hospital, where nobody talks about politics except to laugh about Rush Limbaugh’s latest drug problems.
But now that I’m home, talking to clients and writing a new book at the computer, I can’t resist surfing the web, and finding, to my predictable horror, that the world, or at least the Middle Eastern part of the world, is indeed blowing up like a 12-truck collision, or going to “shit” as our American president has so eloquently stated on the global stage.
With dozens of Iraqis getting killed each day, often by men in police uniforms, central Iraq is obviously boiling alive in a Sunni-Shia civil war. Of course, no one wants to declare this war, since that is a certain way to get oneself killed. Then again, going to work, getting groceries or just sitting in one’s house huddled under one’s bed are also almost-certain ways to get oneself killed in this once fairly peaceful country that BushCo went and *liberated* into Hell.
Then there’s the “shit” between Israel and Lebanon, Israel bombing and slaughtering Lebanese innocents on a level that rivals the American bombing of Baghdad, as Hezbollah lobs Katyusha rockets into Northern Israel, killing civilians and wreaking havoc. In the past, an American president could come in and broker some kind of peace. It would be grudging and temporary, but at least it would save a few lives, humble the militants, and give the locals some breathing space. But the current American president is way too busy wriggling his middle finger up his ass, occasionally removing it to smell the situation which he then pronounces to be “shit.” Since he is doing as little as possible about this, as well as the other “shit” in Iraq, not to mention the toxic “shit,” ie., waste, that is choking our environment, one can only assume our Commander-in-Chief is a coprophiliac (another fetish he has in common with der fuehrer).
How is a pain-riddled convalescent like me supposed to think positive, healing thoughts in a brutal, leaderless world like this? Being an agnostic, I’m not much for praying. And now that I’m home, I don’t even have my morphine to comfort me. So I just take my Vicodin, give occasional blowjobs, and hug the cuddly stuffed bonobo that my H got me in the USC gift shop. I look into his worried plastic eyes, and I hope for healing. If my body could achieve this miraculous recovery, maybe the world can too.
P.S. Multiple thanks, a big kiss and a bigger orgasm to everyone who has sent me “get well” emails, cards, toys, goody baskets, Speakeasy donations, and yes, even prayers. Though recent studies have shown that prayers don’t help and may even hinder the convalescence of the sick, it’s the thought that counts, and I appreciate your positive, healing thoughts.
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07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:07 am
Dear Dr Block I enjoyed immensely your article on Bush’s fecal world…I hope you fully recovered by now. Below is what I wrote at approximately the time the Iraq attack started. I hope it will help putting you in good spirits.Kind regardsJorge Bettencourt MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR GW Bush, in vice-like embrace, bends over and french kisses Saddam Hussein. Saddam bending backwards,swooning, and still holding up his, now famous, rifle with a white carnation stuck at the end of the barrel gallantly put there by GW Bush himself) protests vehemently:- NON, NON, NON, MON AMOUR! NO FRENCH KISS ME, ME NO LIKE FRENCH KISS, ME NO LIKE FRENCH LETTER EITHER, GIVE ME THE ULTIMATE ORGASM, CHERI, LE DEATH KISS, OH! MON AMOUR, GIVE ME LE DEATH KISS…OOOOOOH…OOOOOH…OOOOH…OOOH…OOH… OH…OH, GEORGIE, MON AMOUR,YOU FREEDOM FRY… SO…SO…SO…GOOOOOOOD …OH…OH…OH….
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:07 am
Dear Dr. Block, You wrote that,” one can only assume our Commander-in-Chief is a coprophiliac (another fetish he has in common with Der Fuehrer).”Yes! Bush’s obsession with secrecy truly does extend to his bodily excretions. When Bush visited Vienna (20 June 06) to bolster European support for Bush’s planned attack on Iran, security was so tight that the White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush’s personal use. The special port-a-john captured Bush’s feces and urine, which were flown back to the United States and carefully stored in a secret location. Bush’s toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. Bush’s food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before Bush ate it. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was –again–Adolf Hitler. If we were to look closely at any of history’s megalomaniacs, we would doubtless find similar neuroses. Incidentally, yours in the first opinion on Bush I’ve heard from a sex therapist. I encourage you to make further observations, as they reveal more than any political analysis can.Thank you.MR
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:06 am
Dear Susan,This note is directed to Jeffery neo-conmen of the world, they used to be called facists. The stupidity of some individuals that roam the earth is sometimes extraordinary.Do I believe previous presidents have saved lives?Yes Jeff, I do believe other presidents and Kings have saved hundreds of thousands of lives through temporary ceasefires. You see when people are not shooting and bombing each other less people die. Winning a war and not just a battle sometimes actually involves many ceasefires over the course of time. Read a little history, it’s not instant oatmeal. I never heard anything so ridicules.Hezbollah came about during the 18 year occupation of Lebanon by Israel. I don’t think they are going to disappear, even with another occupation. The terrible thing about all this is that the Arabs don’t want the Jews there, just like the Nazis, just like the Americans and other countries that could have done something during the 2nd world war to save millions of Jews.Just as latinos want their land back which we took by force (that war hasn’t been won yet), so do the Arabs want their land free of invaders like you. Iraq has expelled every invader since the beginning of civilization. It took them ten years to kick the British out, sometimes it takes a few hundred years. I can tell you this: America will tire of losing their children in the bloodied desert. Let me add that no human is a savage or snake, it’s that kind of attitude that begets violence, Americans are not God’s gift to the world and the American Empire might be very short lived unless you Americans understand that we share the world with others and the others don’t always believe what you Americans believe. In addition I might suggest that you start thinking in a more universal light, people are different, you can’t change the Middle East with bombs, in fact you can’t change anything with bombs except to create more resistance. Remember, the ideal, is the enemy of the real.God Bless America Carlo Filangieri
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:06 am
Glad to see you’re back on the political scene, Dr. Block, putting your finger right on the P-spot of the world’s problems. Keep it up!
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:06 am
You actually believe that previous presidents have saved lives by brokering temporary peace? We’ve never had peace in the middle east. Instead, we’ve had a series of cease-fires during which time the bigoted Hezbollah and Hamas plan their next murderous rampage.At what point do we wake up and admit to ourselves that temporarily brokered peace does nothing but embolden the savages and result in an unending circle of violence. You cannot reason with the bigoted Hezbollah and Hamas any more than you can reason with a snake. Your policy of continuing to pamper these murderous thugs makes certain that the violence will never end.
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:06 am
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07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:05 am
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07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:05 am
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07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:05 am
I’m so glad you gave the reaper the finger and are now recovering.All my best,Steven Mikulan
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:05 am
It is said that William Shakespeare coined the term “nonsense” Well it seems George W Bush defines that term. Perhaps someday his picture will be next to the definition in the dictionary. As for the Middle East, it seems to be reenacting the Middle Ages.
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:05 am
Maybe http://www.asecular.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm“explains why Bush got so frisky with the German Chancellor. Yes, I know the assault occurred in Leningrad, Russia, but he had spent a number of days in Germany prior to going there
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:05 am
So happy to read that you’re recovering and healing. Your Fecal World piece proves that you haven’t lost your touch. While you were away…. Bush became more stupid, the holy warriors of every stripe became crazier, ‘moral’ hypocrites intensified their behaviors, the environment got further shitcanned, justice and liberty got the uzi gun treatment, our world lost Syd Barrett, Limpdick Rushie returned from the Dominican Republic with an ill-prescribed bottle of viagra, Taliban-clones further attacked abortion rights, sexual freedom and stem-cell resesarch, and (please don’t be shocked) Ann Coulter issued a plagiarized book.However, we want you to remain with us so I’ll tell some uplifting news: even more of our nation has become awake regarding the criminal regime, Ken Lay left this earth, and Bewitched is available as reruns and in DVD box sets.Welcome back.Rev. BookburnRadio VoltaPhiladelphiawww.reverendbookburn.com
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:04 am
This is the first that I heard of your recovery. Congratulations. Keep that beautiful prose coming – it eclipses even your physical beauty.Best,jwJohn V. Walsh, MDProfessor of PhysiologyUniversity of Massachusetts Medical School55 Lake Avenue, N.Worcester, MA, 01655-0127
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:04 am
Hi you brave and joyful woman! I am a man, but, nevertheless am starting a center for women here in Greece. I strongly believe that women need to regain their power, as Women, not as men, and not as antagonists. I believe the future is in returning to feminine principles and balance, to integration between male/female. As a psychologist and psychosomatic therapist I focus on bringing people back to their (heart) centers, and in so doing bringing about integration., healing us from the head/good-pussy/bad polarity, exploited by religion and the other side of the same coin, pornography. I work as a psychologist, masseur, relationship counselor and psychsomatic healer, and share your views on the draconian Yaveh mythology.. I feel that what you are doing is not just a business, cashing in on a huge market (which is of course true) but that you really believe in it and have a mission to restore joy back to women and as a consequence, men as well. Wishing you all the best best.John Pampallis
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:02 am
I am so glad to see you are up and about, swinging away at the Bush administration again. This is the same brand of thinking that says it is better to dispose of embryos used in fertility clinics instead of using them for stem cell research.
07 · 21 · 10 @ 6:02 am
Hello Dr.,Looks like you are getting much better, and I am very glad to hear that. I’m sorry I haven’t written earlier but I have been on an expedition and out of touch with the world. What happened was terrible, that you survived is the joy. Thank you always for your friendship, even though we have never met.Love,Carlothe boy from boyland