You asked for it, you got it: CLIPS from Blonde Island, video postcards from paradise, a couple of sparkling atolls from the archipelago of flaxen-haired sirens, our notorious Islands of Pleasure in the Sea of War…

Funk Me!

First, there’s “Funk Me” sung by a friend of ours named Angie (short for Angeles) who also happens to be a smoking hot, very blonde Spanish pop star named ORGASMICAL. “Funk Me” is the kind of song you want to listen to when you’re, well, funking. Your pelvis just has to gyrate, even if your conscious mind maintains that it’s all very silly. Great music to squeeze and release your pubococcygeus muscle by. Angie aka Orgasmical has a super-sexual, ironically euro-pop style that’s fun-listening, and a rock-princess bod that’s fun-watching, especially when she’s making love to the microphone stand, getting that long silver rod right between her labia, surrounded by nude and lingerie-clad “backup” by some of the hottest blondes on the planet (get the “Funk Me” download or see the stream). Then there’s “Bethany & Vicky,” featuring Seattle pin-up model Bethany Sweet and MILF bombshell Vicky Vette, two golden tanned, golden-haired Barbie Dolls having blonde-on-blonde, wet-on-wet hot sex in download and stream. If you’re into busty athletic blondes, you’ll love “Bethany & Vicky,” and then you’ll want to take all your vacations on Blonde Island. Mar Sorell just edited these clips, also available on Clip-O-Rama. which is starting to get phat with interesting stuff you most certainly won’t find anywhere else. For behind-the-scenes gossip, here’s my blonde bloggammy.

Unfortunately for us all, this awful war shows no signs of ending, despite the recent elections. Even though just about everyone but Uncurious George admits the War on Iraq was a terrible mistake, no one in power is demanding its immediate end. It seems the tide of war and destruction is rising all around us. Good thing our little Islands of Pleasure are built on higher ground.