21st Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal ❤
Length: 1:48:50 Date: April 13 , 2013
It’s our 21st wedding anniversary! Finally, our marriage is old enough to drink in California. So what else is there to do but throw a big old bacchanalian celebration of “monogamish” love, lust and healthy, good-natured debauchery? Probably a lot of things, like say, see your doctor, slow down, retire, act your age, make out your will, etc. But maybe one of the secrets to Pr. Max’s and my marital longevity is that we’ve never acted our age or “grown up” at all. We are perpetually at play—with each other, with our Bonoboville friends and lovers and with you, my darling reader—and so the momentous occasion of our 21st anniversary turns into one big orgiastic, star-studded play-fest to the collective merriment of all.
Sinn Sage: Not only are we commemorating our 21st, we’re also celebrating the fact that sweet Sinn, one of our favorite DrSuzy.tv guests of all time, just won an AVN award for best Girl-Girl scene. A voyeur’s delight, Sinn is the first in the Womb Room to show her pretty pert boobs and spectacular booty, and she gives me much-needed “moral” support as some of my other guests pull up my voluminous wedding crinoline and let the hubby flog me with our JuxLeather flogger–21 times for each of 21 flogtastic years.
Malaika Millions: Winner of the 2012 “Spirit of Marilyn” award, this dazzling performance artist reincarnates Monroe’s delicate but powerful spirit and embodies her luscious body. Marilyn was my Daddy’s favorite star (thus he middle-named me “Marilyn”) and one of Max’s old heartthrobs too. A hush passes over the Womb Room as our very own MM serenades us, breathily singing “Happy Anniversary To You,” wearing a sparkling, skin-colored, skin-tight dress that looks just like the one the historical Marilyn was literally “sewn into” naked on that unforgettable night in 1962 when she so famously and breathily sang “Happy Birthday To You” to that stud-of-studs, her lover, U.S. President John F. Kennedy, just three months before she died so mysteriously and about a year before his assassination.
Sienna Sinclaire: Naughty lifestyle expert, sex coach, adult model, entrepreneur and first-class world traveler, this busy beauty just wrote and published a glossy new book, The Naughty Girl’s Guide to Los Angeles, featuring The Dr. Susan Block Show as one of LA’s sexiest shows and Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy as one of LA’s hottest spots for naughty girls—and guys. Speaking of guys, Sienna arrives in Bonoboville with a veritable squadron of men who are all part of her own naughty Meetup Group, all of whom she loves to tease. She even gets one of them to go onstage, strip down and offer up his slightly embarrassed, naked penis for all to see, but there she lets him hang. Well, at least she lets him suck Bonoboville Jello Shots off her naughty nipples…That’s something! Sienna recently returned from Asia, where she visited all the biggest brothels, including the notorious “Superpussy” in Thailand.
Chris Gore: We just adore Mr. Gore, one of our favorite LA funny men, but on the momentous occasion of our 21st wedding anniversary, he is possessed by a variant of Tourette’s syndrome that keeps him obsessively bellowing, bleating and begging for “titties!” and “vagina!” and finally for me to ride the Sybian, giant white wedding dress crinoline and all. Most shows would have had him escorted away after the first outburst, but here in Bonoboville, all of Chris’ wishes come true, and then some.
Jesse Flores: One of our favorite TS performers, this self-described comic book nerd won the 2012 XBiz Performer of the Year award. She also has her own toyline with CalExotics… her figure is called “Transsexual Jesse.” She looks like a very kinky bridesmaid in a pink and white fishnet lingerie ensemble that leaves very little to the imagination.
Master D: A dear friend of the Speakeasy since 2008, Master D is the beloved grandson of Australia’s most famous mob boss, Abe Saffron, and one of the sweetest guys we know. But he’s also one of the most sadistic, mercilessly wielding my violet electric wand, to shock some of the prettiest nipples in the Womb Room into erect attention.
Fawnia the Naughty Realtor: She’s back due to popular demand! And her beautiful real estate is out again for us to all fawn over. Just in case you haven’t heard, she’s looking to find us a new place for the next incarnation of the Institute and the Speakeasy: a 16,000-30,000 square foot hotel-type property in the LA area for our expanded urban erotic retreat. If you know of a great building for us, call us at 213-670-0066. And in the meantime, enjoy Fawnia the Naughty Realtor on this show and others!
Kiki Daire: One of our favorite, homiest, all-naturally voluptuous adult performers, Kiki is looking hotter than ever. Maybe married life agrees with her. Of course, besides her newly wedded husband, she also has a separate boyfriend, proving my point that you can define marriage however you want. That’s The Bonobo Way! So is the sight, feel and taste of her luscious rack!
Dr. Hernando Chavez: SSSS 2012 Western Region Conference Chair, as well as local LA psychotherapist and clinical sexologist, Dr. Hernando has graced DrSuzy.tv several times with his affable charm since we met back in 2008, and we’re happy to celebrate turning 21 with him. When I ask him the secret to keeping lust alive in a long-term relationship, he replies unhesitatingly, “Analingus.” Jesse Flores enthusiastically agrees.
Tom Quinn: Our old friend (since 1997!), this Emmy-nominated producer and author of What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus: An Irreverent History of Christianity has been on the show several times, discussing sex, religion, politics and travel, but tonight he’s just here to celebrate. Something tells me he gets off too easy here…
Barry Fisher: This is our really old friend—not that he’s really old, but he’s been Max’s friend and lawyer since the 1970s when he and his partner Stanley Fleischman defended Max’s First Amendment rights to publish his reader-written sex magazines and kept him out of jail. He also helped me win a settlement against the LAPD when they raided my show in 2000. For our anniversary, Barry tells us about his visit to Pr. Max’s ancestral home, the Lobkowicz castle in Prague, and in our honor, he plays us The Anniversary Waltz, on an accordion! This music, besides being hauntingly beautiful, makes a great soundtrack to more stripping, poledancing and Bonoboville Jello Shot nipple-licking.
Cassie: Moved by the music of Barry’s accordion, this lovely friend of Master D’s strips off her top to reveal her lovely nubile body wearing nothing but pink lace panties, which has Sinn panting for more.
Amber Lily: This sexpot pops out of my audience when I ask who wants to ride the Sybian. She strips down to reveal her well-trimmed bush and rides that mechanical horsey into a 21st anniversary frenzy.
Selma Sins: One of our cutest guests returns to help celebrate the Anniversary… she doesn’t do too much this time, but just looking at her is a treat to be savored.
Jack the Zipper: This famous, multiple-award-winning filmmaker for Playboy and more is intensely charismatic, but notoriously camera-shy and won’t even appear on our gentle, low-lit cameras. Nevertheless, since we first discovered each other in 2009, you can often find The Zipper at the Speakeasy bar in the company of one or two of the prettiest ladies in the place. On the occasion of our 21st, he continues to avoid our lens, but he does take the microphone to make a touching toast to our marriage which, he says, is a great inspiration to our Bonoboville community.
We could easily turn that toast around, Brothers and Sisters, because you inspire us, and frankly, we couldn’t do it without you, our Bonoboville Community of friends, lovers, staff, fans, clients, supporters and even detractors. We love you all. You are part of our 21 years of love. You are part of our Group Marriage. No couple is an island, least of all us.
WEAPONS OF MASS DISCUSSION
21 Years of Love, Lust & Debauchery, What Is Marriage?, How Do You Make Love Last?, How Do You Feel About Marriage?, Being Monogamish, Dan Savage, Sex at Dawn, Drs. Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jethá, Trouples (Threesomes That Are As Devoted to Each Other as Couples), Visiting The Lobkowicz Castle in Prague, Rhode Island Is A Mafia State–Everyone Takes Turns Going To Prison, Ezra Pound, Plastic Cash, Arlecchino, The Crossing of Masculine/Feminine: As Women Get Older Their Titties Shrink & As Men Get Older Their Titties Grow, The Bonobo Way
Showing Old Wedding Photos, Snake Play, Stripping to The Anniversary Waltz on Accordion, Bonoboville Jellos Shots aka Jello Shots LA by Lisa, Marilyn Monroe Singing “Happy Anniversary,” Electroplay, Licking Each Other To Get It Together Like Female Bonobos, Titty Fondling, Wedding Orgy, Stripping For My Wedding Night, Riding The Measure B Compliant Sybian, Perfectly Shaved & Trimmed Vulva, Storytelling With Max: The Story Of How Pr. Max Met & Fell in Love with Dr. Suzy, Flogging 21 Times Instead of Retaking Their Vows, Offering Up One’s Slightly Embarrassed Penis to One’s Mistress, Anniversary Kissing, Eating Anniversary Cake Off Nipples, Foot & Leg Worship, Spanking