Hot Squirting “Summer Sirens” Steam Up My Womb Room
Length: 97:49 minutes Date: 08/27/2011
The irresistible seductive power of the ancient Greek Sirens was said to have driven many a haplessly horny sailor to shipwreck off the rocky coast of their island. But these mythological femme fatales pale in comparison to my real-life Summer Sirens—porn stars, poets, hookers and webcam girls—who push the temperature of this super steamy episode of The Dr. Susan Block Show right on up through the Womb Room roof, stripping, sucking and squirting up a sizzling hot tropical storm. It’s Holy Water, Brothers & Sisters! It’s good for the skin, not to mention the libido—and the soul. And no, I don’t mention my cyber woes once during this amazing, invigorating, hot wet show! Who can think of anything bad when surrounded by seductive sirens like these?
Destiny Dixon: Multi-talented, independent erotic entrepreneur, international webcam model and one of the world’s most renowned motorcycle stunt riders, Destiny arrives with an entourage from Arizona for her virgin appearance on RadioSUZY1. Though she’s quite versatile, she confesses I’ve given her some new ideas: riding naked and having sex on her motorcycle (in a secluded lot, NOT while performing dangerous stunts!). Sliding out of her easy-off, siren-worthy glitter dress, Destiny shows off her crotchless panties—just in case she “doesn’t have time to take them off.” After a little foreplay, she adds the title of female ejaculatrix to her hefty resume—unleashing her “strawberry-flavored” Dixon distillation all over Angela’s angelic face and later squirts a second gush with the help of Kikki’s clever fingers, giddily donating her squirt-soaked, crotchless panties to the Panty Boy Collection. If we bottle it, we’ll call it Chateau Destiny.
Angela Sommers: Sporting a silver Playboy bunny necklace, a glitter dress to match her siren sister Destiny, and not much else on a body that can surely cause men to crash their ships into cliffs, Angela is one of Playboy’s naughtiest cyber girls. Her first time on RadioSUZY1, Angela opens up and tells all—first sexual experiences, penis preferences, client requests and how she loves women and likes to “spread it.” She also shows all, graciously donating her white-laced thong to the Panty Boy Collection. Despite her hothouse flower good looks, Angela is more of a sexual giver than a taker. To “cool down” on this sweltering summer night, she spreads Destiny’s luscious labia and lets her sweet “strawberry-smelling” squirt splash all over her face, drenching her long locks of golden hair.
Kiki Daire: A former stripper who takes a turn on the RadioSUZY1 stripper pole poker table, now returning to filming “fuck movies,” this is not only Kiki’s first time on the show, it’s her first time helping a girl to squirt! But Kiki has always loved ladies, ever since her first sexual experience with the real-life girl-next-door. “If it involves holes, I’m there” is her motto. Pantyless upon arrival, I give Kiki a pair of pink lace “emergency panties” (while others buy up batteries and bottled water in crises, we stock up on panties). During our traditional Agwa body shots ritual, Kiki introduces a sexy new variation: “Shiver Shots” (coming soon to DrSusanBlock.tv!).
Bethany St. James: Legal prostitute (now working at Sheri’s Ranch in Nevada) and pro-condom activist, this mellifluous southern belle of a siren is another show virgin. A child of the adult industry—her father invested in ‘Gentlemen’s Clubs’ and her mother was an adult star—Bethany is a bit more “private” about her sexcapades than the webcam girls, but she winds up baring all (a teasing little bit at a time), donating her lovely white thong to the ever-enlarging Panty Boy Collection and exhibiting her elaborate tattoos.
Afro Disiac: Back for her third show, stylishly boy-ed out in a cabbie hat, red dress shirt, tie and what we can only assume to be her big 9-incher bulging at her loins, Afro Disiac shows her boxers and winds up topless with just her tie by the end of the live broadcast. A fairly solid lesbian, Afro is a self-confessed size queen, though only with dildos. She admits she would make an exception for Lexington Steele’s large, metal hard rod, if it wasn’t attached to his masculine body.
Weapons Of Mass Discussion
Sirens of Ancient Greek Mythology, Hot Summer Nights, Heat Waves, Hurricanes, Dangerous Delicious Pleasures, The Odyssey, Circe Turning Men Into Boars, Siren Sisters With Sexual Chemistry, Lesbian Sex, Speed As Aphrodisiac, Stunt Motorcycling, Riding Motorcycle Naked, Having Sex On Motorcycle, Playboy Cyber Girls, Webcamming, Fuck Movies, Legal Prostitution, Legal Brothels, Courtesans, Hookers, Working Girls, The Girlfriend Experience, Condom Use in Porn, Obama’s Campaign Bus Transformed Into Speakeasy Motorcoach, Moaning Groaning Mountain, Pressure As The Enemy Of Pleasure, Blacking Out From Cumming, Chateau Destiny, Voyeuristic Camming, Penis Size Preferences, Men With Penis Envy, Panty Tangles, First Time Sex, Lexington Steele’s Cock, Bonobos, Ethical Hedonism, Sex Therapy
Nudity, Striptease, Agwa Body Shots, Shiver Shots, Panty Exchanges, Crotchless Panty Action, Kissing, Licking, Sucking, Finger-Fucking, Squirting In Face, Cunnilingus, G-Spot Stimulation, Sensuous Massage, Pocket Rockets, Strawberry Flavored Squirt, Panty Play, Squirt Panties, Ass Play, Group Gropes, Group Hugs
Thanks to H Zhang for editorial assistance with this bloggamy.
Btw, just because I don’t mention my cyber woes during this overwhelmingly hot, awesome show doesn’t mean we’re not all still grappling with them here at the Speakeasy. So if you know anything about data recovery or website rebuilding, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or call 213.670.0066 and ask for Nori. We sure could use your help.