Length: 109 minutes Date: 09/17/2011
Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, wankers and spankers, we may or may not be children of God, but we are all children of sex (amen and awomen), and some of us are also children of spanking, for better and for worse. Whether or not we were spanked as kids, for a variety of reasons, some of which are mentioned in my Spankology bloggamy, a great many of us love to spank and/or be spanked recreationally and consensually, as adults, with sex or without. In this hard-hitting edition of RadioSUZY1, we explore the psychology and physiology of the art and science of butt-whacking for discipline, punishment, therapy, pain and pleasure with a panel of spanking experts plus one sweet chanteuse. These graduates of Catholic school corporal punishments, maternal wet-handed wallops and other disciplinary fashions have gone on to develop spanking as adult consensual recreation, fetish, art form, hobby, business, profession and spiritual path. To spank is to pay attention. To be spanked is to command attention, even if it hurts. So listen up, or my guests will make sure you can’t sit down.
Miss Crash: Extreme BDSM fetish performer with forked tongue and teensy thong, co-CEO of Studio Servitu, Miss Crash makes it to her second appearance on RadioSUZY1 even though there’s a fisting party taking place in her studio. Despite her hardcore BDSM credentials, Miss Crash only took up spanking a few years ago with the aid of a bucket of water and her mentor Dallas’ hard-hitting palm. Despite her rapturous enthusiasm for his heavy-handed style, she refuses to let him spank her because she “doesn’t feel like crying tonight,” but takes a few pats on her tattooed tush from her “wife” Jane and gives her sub Tiana a solid starting wallop.
Jane Jett: Dominatrix, wife of Miss Crash and co-CEO of Studio Servitu, Jane embarks upon her virgin appearance on RadioSUZY1 behind dark sunglasses (to conceal a black eye?) and a wounded hand (from too much spanking or handjob overload?). Repeatedly spanked as a child by a merciless Catholic mother who would often wet her hands before spanking, now adult Jane incorporates her mother’s terrorizing methodology into giving spankings to her stable of subs, when her hand and eyes are functional.
Malena Teves: Six-foot, statuesque, Goth queen opera singer with diva-worthy ta-tas, a mane of black hair, twinkling eyes and the voice of an angel, my old friend Malena returns to RadioSUZY1 after a two-year hiatus, now with a handsome fiancé who even manages to tower over her. Despite his beaming presence, the first thing Malena wants to get her hands on is my snake. Too well-behaved a child to have ever been spanked, she is now “working on getting bad.” When preparing to sing, she requires the removal of all phallic and vaginal forms from my bed (except the bonobo inside the Vulva Puppet who is just too cute to remove), so the backdrop, like her voice, will be pure. Melancholy, erotic and a bit morbid—her lyrics alluding to necrophilia—Malena’s voice permeates the Speakeasy once again with a soft, mystical passion that won’t be denied.
Dallas: On his virgin Womb Room appearance, Dallas (whom I dub “The Spanking Guy” when he cringes at being called a “spanking master”) has an extreme spanking website featuring photos and videos of hard, disciplinary—not necessarily erotic—spankings resulting in bright red, purple, black and blue bums and a lot of nasty bruises for his always errant “students.” Never spanked as a child growing up, Dallas discovered his passion for administering spankings at the early age of four when, instinctively, he picked up an innocent branch and proceeded to whack the neighbor girl’s butt. Obligatory apologies to her parents ensued as well as a burgeoning tendency to spank. His style is hard, savvy yet brutal. Maybe I should have dubbed him the Derrière Destroyer. His large hand swooshing through the air like a vampire bat out for blood, it crashes thunderously against Tiana’s soft, plump rump, leaving red hot splotches and a few broken blood vessels in its path. Later, with both Katie and Aly on all fours, he delivers several more derrière-destroying wallops, leaving no doubt: This Spanking guy was born to spank.
Aly Sinclair: Back for round two at the Speakeasy (her virgin appearance being our Shemale Rapture show), Aly was spanked numerous times in Catholic school—as she is spanked numerous times in the Speakeasy. After a rigorous corporal punishment from Dallas, Aly and her spank sister Katie both try to nurse each other with my fabulously soothing chinchilla mitt.
Lord Master Earl: Spanked rather mercilessly as a child, this BDSM Master and “slow build-up” spanker is stern but a bit more sensuous than Dallas, deriving an intoxicating sense of power whilst spanking his sub, Mehta.
Mehta: Lord Master Earl’s sub is certainly in “sub space,” barely saying a word throughout the show. But her ass jiggles with each sensuous spank of her master’s hand, as she gasps and moans uncontrollably into my microphone.
Tianna Marie: Voluptuous masochist with a medical fetish and sub of Miss Crash and Jane Jett, Tianna does her mistresses’ bidding. Her first visit to the Institute is riddled with multiple spankings performed by both her mistress and Dallas.
Mona Sunoy: As the dutiful fiancé of Katie, Mona holds the microphone in front of her mouth as she gets spanked so the audience can hear her cries of pain and pleasure.
Weapons Of Mass Discussion
Spanking, Singing, Spirits & Buttocks, 1700 Spankings, Butt Spanking, Clit Spanking, Slapping, Pleasure And Pain, Friendly Violence, Definition Of Spanking, Punishment Spanking, Consensual Spanking, Opera Goth Queens, Swimming In Breasts, Animal Spanking, Bucket List Spanking, Indoctrinating Playful Swats, Disciplinary Spanking, Children Spanking Children, Traumatized By Spanking, Spanking Around The World, Ass As A Pleasure Zone, Cross Talk Between Spanked Butt And Genitalia, Spanked By Italian Governess For Masturbation, Scary Barbara Bush, Spankophilia, Mouth Enlargement Surgery For Bigger Better Blowjobs, Flesh Hooks, Spanking Therapy, German Study: Increase In Mental Health Due To Daily Flogging (60x), Surgical Trauma Leading To Medical Fetishes Commingling Care And Pain, Spanking Paddle Sold In San Diego Zoo Gift Shop, Catholic School Spanking, Fur Fetish, Socialist ObamaCare, Homicide, Fisting Party, Lyrical Necrophilia, Large Size Hosiery, Bonobos, Ethical Hedonism
Spanking Spanking & More Spanking, Singing, Forked Tongue, Making Out With Oneself, Chinchilla Mitten, Deculottage, Liberating Spanking, Masochism in Action, Panty Flashing, Spanking Paddle From San Diego Zoo, Jiggling Ass, Moaning During Spanking, Ass Blushing, Double Spanking, Chinchilla Mitt, Post-Spanking After-Care, Post Spank Nursing, Blowing Bubbles, Singing About Necrophilia, Songs To Spank By, Climactic Spanking, Hand Injury From Too Much Spanking, Bow Tattoo Over Butt Crack, Keeping Titties Out While Spanking, Agwa Boobie Shots, Big Sexy Curvy Singing, Post-Show Erotic Acrobatics On The Bondage Cross & KinkyEddie’s Sex Swing, Making Out.
Spank You Very Much!
And spanks very much to Zhang for editorial assistance with this bloggamy.
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