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Carlo from Genova wins the prize — a Squirt for Peace T-shirt – for having written the most comments on my brand new bloggamy in the first three days of its fragile existence. Carlo, send me your address (which I promise not to post), and I will send you your prize. You can wear it at your next luncheon with your “friend” the pope.
Speaking of Pope Rat, could you suggest to his Holiness that he quit trying to keep gays out of the priesthood? He’ll lose half his staff. Besides, natural normal homosexual desires aren’t responsible for the Catholic Church’s molestation epidemic: mandatory celibacy and priestly power are.
I don’t agree with you about everything, Carlo. As you can see here, I’m pretty commercial (trying to be!), and Jesus may well have overturned my table at the Temple. But being an Ethical Hedonist by faith, I do agree with your belief in separation of Church and State. I also appreciate your thorough readings of my bloggamies, your enthusiasm for lovemaking and your sexy Italian syntax.
I don’t know either John Gibson or Bill O’Reilly. Though O’Reilly has used footage from my show on his in order to pump up his ratings. That’s right, he uses sex, religion, terrorism – any kind of sensationalism – like a penis pump, to jack up his ratings when he has nothing of substance to say (most of the time). That’s what it’s all about for Mr. Bill Let-Me-Rub-Your-Pussy-With-a-Falafel O’Reilly. Which wouldn’t be so awful (I’ve been known to drop sensationalist goodies in between my pearls of wisdom now and again), except that his constant message is one of bigotry, hatred, belligerence, torture and Perma-War.
Anyway, thanks for writing so many interesting comments, my darling Carlo from Genova. Molti baci…
Now, you other darling bloggamists, write me comments! I know you’re reading this blog, even though it’s just come out over the holiday, because my statcounter ratings are climbing higher every minute. Of course, there are other comments besides Carlo’s and I thank you for them. But I want more!
So, here’s the deal: write me a comment including your email address, and I’ll send you a FREE PASS BACKSTAGE. This offer expires by New Year’s, so send your comments and email addresses now. Or you can stay in your little closet, and be completely anonymous; our comments don’t require any personal identification at all! So comment away, freely, discreetly and confidentially. Not even Spymaster Bush will know it’s you.