Last Show in The Old Speakeasy!
And what a hammering hangover. Thank Goddess for wake-n-bake and potent espresso.
Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners: The Speakeasy is on the move! We’ve been in our current warehouse penthouse almost four years, we’ve been Downtown a decade and a half, and it’s time to go. When we moved the Speakeasy from the Villa Piacere in the Hollywood Hills to Downtown LA at the end of 1998, the Staples Center was just going up, and Downtown was the new frontier. Now all the big corporations are here. All the trendy restaurants are here. Every ersatz artist on a trust fund has a studio here. And all the bums are STILL here. So it’s too crowded for us now. The cheap and plentiful space that originally drew us to Downtown is no longer cheap and plentiful. With no bargain, who needs the pollution? So we’re packing up our vibrators, giant blow-up dildos, 500 hats and a Steinway baby grand piano, and moving to a very cool new space in West LA—in our own building!
I’ll tell you more about the new space in future blogs. But this show is not about the new space. It’s a big sentimental, pansexual, Sybian-fueled, sloppy kiss good-bye to the old space. We’re not saying good-bye to the spirit of the Speakeasy; that travels with me, Capt’n Max and the Bonobo Gang wherever we go. And we’re not saying good-bye to all the amazing erotic art, sex furniture and memorabilia which we’re also lugging along with us—though some of it is on sale for rock bottom prices at our ongoing Speakeasy Yard Sale (for info, call Max at 213.670.0066). We are saying good-bye to the walls, ceilings and floors of our wonderful old penthouse, plus the magnificent panoramic views of Downtown LA and the memories of all the good times.
We laugh, we cry, we say good-bye and we CUM—in the broadcast bed and all the other beds, on couches, chairs and up against walls, on the Sybian, the rickshaw and the bondage cross, hanging suspended from the ceiling, with fire, floggers and Hitachi Magic Wands. Definitely one of our most glorious orgies ever, in any space, at any time. Now playing on DrSuzy.tv.
You know how sometimes, you break up with someone, and you know you have to go, but you have sex once more for old time’s sake, and it turns out to be the best sex you ever had? That’s what this show is like.
SELMA SINS: One of our favorite Speakeasy Stars (recently heard on Power 106 FM), the sweet petite Ideal Image Model comes back for one last show at the old Speakeasy, looking absolutely adorable in my Munkey-Barz and nothing else, for one last Sybian ride and one last climactic after-party screw for the road!
DARYL WRIGHT: Host of a new show on Fox Sports, acclaimed for his riveting portrayal of “Pimpin’ Cousin Mordecai” in Purim 2013 and proud winner of the DrSuzy.tv award for Drunkest Guest, Daryl gamely defends his title from his opening #Vodkatime sip to his last guzzles of champagne Bonobo Juice in the wee hours of the orgy.
JAYDEN LEE: Though we met at the Ideal Image Models party at Supperclub LA, this is sultry Jayden’s virgin voyage on DrSuzy.tv. A good Catholic girl, she tells her Mother Confessor that when she’s home alone and bored, she likes to practice making her butthole wink. Obviously, at that point, we just have to implore her to show us how it’s done. And she does! Pulling off her panties and hiking up her dress, she squats down, lower her beautiful buttocks just above her red white and blue glitter heels and does a patriotic butt-winking performance worth of half-time at the Superbowl. Well, the Speakeasy Superbowl….
KAT DIOR: Recommended to us by Baby Block (who calls in sick for this one), super cute Kat began her career in adult entertainment when she got fired as a medical assistant. Why do so many nurses, paramedics and medical assistants get into porn or swinging? Something to do with lack of squeamishness, I think. Kat’s also a current Christian (Jesus loved the hookers, so why not the porn stars?), and at first she claims she’s saving her vagina for God, but her butthole is open for business. It’s an intriguing line, but when I drill her, it turns out to be as factual as immaculate conception, as cute Kat is pretty much a full-service porn star. With beautiful new boobs!
NATALIE MOORE: Like seemingly everyone tonight, Natalie loves anal. She arrives with Kat in a sexy pink sunhat—a lovely tribute to the hostess’ hat fetish, and which I could swear Amor was wearing on my bday. Natalie shares her sweet naturals with Kat for Bonoboville Communion and operates the controls for Selma’s sexy Sybian ride .
FAWNIA: Our naughty realtor is back, which is appropriate, this being a show between real estate properties. This time, she brings her girlfriend Amanda (with whom she happens to share an ex), and the two of them kick off Bonoboville Communion with Amanda’s ample DDs—hot properties galore!
ISIAH KING JAMES IV: One of our favorite people in the Bonoboville extended family and Ideal Image Models’ tall dark and handsome publicist, Isiah is always the coolest of the cool. Maybe it’s because it’s the last show in the old space, but Isiah goes a little further this time, revealing that he is much more than just a PR guy when he lets the ladies strip him down completely for Communion. Cold bitches that they are, they leave him hanging—literally—until the after-party, when he participates in another round of awesome Olympic sex with sweet Selma Sins. Yum!
LOTUS LAIN: Ever since her first appearance on our Sex and God show defending the liberty of libertines like herself, we’ve loved Lotus. And we really appreciate how she gets the pants off Isiah on our last show.
CHRIS GORE: One of our favorite comedians, Chris regales us with his many fond memories here at the old Speakeasy, “seeing girls getting fingerbanged,” his apparently out-of-control fetish for my Yale panties and boobs! Chris loves boobs. In fact, his man-boobs are the first of the night to come out and play.
MOE the MONSTER: We’ve had some good times with Moe AND his marvelous Monster in this space, especially on our Drop Bras Not Bombs show when Baby Block dropped her bra and Moe dropped his bomb right on her. He’s also one of our best chariot drivers, making those hairpin turns, with pants or without.
ANTHONY WINN: We couldn’t have a last show here without our favorite comic book artist, co-creator of Stripperella along with the maestro Stan Lee, ballroom dancing champ and master of the Drink-and-Draw at the Speakeasy bar. He immortalizes me in one last awesome pink portrait before we take the Drink-and-Draw on the road.
JUXLII: Our lead photographer and sometime participant has been here in the building almost as long as we have!
DARK PHOENIX: When he arrives too late to be on the show, I put this bad boy over my knee for a sound spanking. Other than that, he’s the dominant one, lighting up the Speakeasy with fire play. He also practically lights up his friend Prism who he then proceeds to tie to my four poster bed in a very complicated spiderweb of ropes while she’s riding the Sybian! Then he rides the Sybian (not many guys have done this!) while she gives him head. Then he screws her silly while Daryl watches them, eyes glued to the action like the NASCAR sportscaster that he is.
WEAPONS OF MASS DISCUSSION
Last Show at This Location, Saying Good-Bye, 15 Years in Downtown LA, Good Times at the Old Speakeasy, The New Place in West LA, The Pleasures of Anal Sex, Christian Porn Stars, Get Well Courtney Taylor & Amor Hilton, How Brittany Blaze Made Off with Flash Brown‘s Dong, The Revolution Continues,The Bonobo Way
Snake Play, Striptease, Spanking, Fire Spanking, Bonoboville Communion, Boobies Galore, Pussy-Popping, Patriotic Butt-Winking, Nipple-Clamp Play, Sybian Rides, Full-Body Male Nudity, Full-Body Female Nudity, Full-Body Fishnets, Giant Inflatable Dongs Little Pecker Shot Glasses, Munkey-Barz, Cal Exotics Toys, Amazing Suspension Performance, Rickshaw Rides, Elaborate Bed Bondage, Fire Play, Naked Dancing, Woman on Top, Doggystyle, Oral Sex, Orgy!