Dr. Suzy, Harley Dean, Mercy May + Producer Trixie Plenty (that’s the top of her head in the foreground). Photo: L’Erotique

Length 1:34:15     Date: Mar. 29, 2014

There’s nothing like a hot Harley for a wild ride, and that is exactly what this DrSuzy.Tv show takes us on. But this Harley ain’t no hog… She’s the adorable, delectable Harley Dean, an up-and-cumming adult entertainer whose mega-watt smile and nubile form will make you feel the horsepower vroom-vroom-vrooming between your legs.

Harley joins us for her virgin appearance courtesy of our old friend, living legendary filmmaker and connoisseur of fine females, Jack the Zipper. Despite his fame, Jack cannot be seen, but only felt (Harley gushes over his “powerful energy” that “sucked” her in when they met at a Coldplay concert), as well as heard. On this show, he is a disembodied voice, kind of like a male version of the Scarlett Johannsson character in Her or the great and powerful Oz before he was revealed to be that guy behind the curtain.

Fortunately for DrSuzy.Tv subscribers (who always get to look behind our curtains), Harley is not disembodied, and oh what a body she has! Though we can’t drive it like a motorcycle, she does whip it around our in-studio stripper pole, stripping down to her cute-as-cartoons Wonder Woman panties, twerking to the cheers of the crew. Then she offers up her gloriously natural, lapsed-Catholic boobs for Bonoboville Communion. Yum! This brings out the natives: Trixie Plenty takes a spin around the pole, followed by Mercy May who pulls off her red dress, stripping down to a barely-there thong that really shows off her sizeable assets. “Can I stay here forever?” squeals Harley, and it’s a unanimous “yes!” Then its girl-girl-girl-girl pandemonium, tongue-kissing, intensive nipple-play, butt-bumping and spanking with my JuxLeather finger-flogger (yes, I have one for almost every outfit, and you should too!).

Not that it’s all tits and ass. We also show and talk about feet with Eric, a foot fetishist calling for tips on how to seduce a woman out of her shoes. Best advice: take her dancing or hiking, then offer to give her a foot massage—and make sure you can give a good one!

Getting psyched for my upcoming Moviegoer podcast with Frank Von Zerneck next week, I ask the ladies what films have had the greatest influence on their lives. Mercy loves the aforementioned Her, but the movie that influenced her most is Blue Lagoon, starring sweet Christopher Atkins whom we chatted with at the Hollywood Show. Trixie’s choice is Dancing at the Blue Iguana, and Harley feels that the dream-infiltration movie Inception infiltrated her dreams.

Perhaps even more basic than movies are vibrators, and Harley’s battery-powered pal died that morning! With great empathy, I give her a selection of several new ones, and she wisely chooses a big, black Fukuoku dong aptly named “Jumpin’ JACK Flash,” upon which she demonstrates her considerable fellating talents (thanks for keeping us safe, Condomania!).

In the midst of all this orgiastic mayhem, we give a shout-out to even greater orgiastic mayhem: the upcoming Lifestyles Festival, where we will be July 23-27. Come join us for a sure-to-be-amazing weekend of sun, fun and swinging like bonobos in the wild! This is the original Lifestyles Convention, revolutionary brainchild of our old friend Dr. Robert McGinley who created the “playcouple” philosophy. Accept no imitations!

Speaking of playcouples, Capt’n Max and I are about to celebrate another year of lawfully wedded playing next Saturday, April 12. Yep, seems like just yesterday we walked down the aisle, but it’s our 22^nd wedding anniversary. Come join the star-studded show and party (Harley and Jack will be there!) at the world-famous and fabulous Green Horse bar on Saturday night, April 12th! For reservations and information, call 310-568-0066.