Ecstasy 69 in BonoboVille
Length: 126:40 minutes Date: 11/10/2012
From being baptized in the holy water of a squirting orgasm to winning a tough presidential election, from celebrating Max’s 69th birthday to 69ing on a bed of nails, we explore the meaning and experience of ecstasy—in sex, love, politics, nature, drugs, exhibitionism, art, radio and the rest of life, as well as death—both the “little death” and the Big One.
Ecstasy—that ineffable “out of control” feeling—is especially irresistible to control freaks, such as a certain former director of the CIA. We talk about how General David Petraeus’ star-crossed romance with his attractive “All In” biographer Paula Broadwell is being gobbled up like a juicy steak by our erotic ecstasy-starved nation, even though hardly anybody really cares whether the guy keeps his marital vows of genital monogamy. More to the point, as my Counterpunch publisher Jeffrey St. Clair noted as soon as Petraeus apologized, “Killing babies and wedding parties didn’t bother his conscience in the least…” And here he is prostrating himself over a consensual affair (more coming soon).
Also in the Bad News Department: We talk about LA’s newly passed “Nanny State” Measure B, how it’s unconstitutional and impossible to enforce, but still will be a horrible pain in the porn industry’s shaved asshole, not to mention a terrible loss in revenue for LA County.
But most of this show ecstatically rings in the Good News of my beloved hubby Capt’n Prince Max’s 69th royal birthday, surrounded by 69ing couples, ecstatic to be alive and rather well, together in the midst of the communal ecstasy of our BonoboVille. Many have tried to take this wonderful man down, from police in three different states to members of his own family (one of whom is even in Womb Room during this show!) to the Big C itself. But Prince Max has prevailed, published and prospered.
And, as the Big O(bama) just promised when we extended our presidential love affair four more years, “The best is yet to come.” And cum!
Barbara Carrellas: Visionary “urban tantrika,” sex educator, and author of the marvelous new Hayhouse book Ecstasy is Necessary: A Practical Guide, this is Barbara’s second time on RadioSUZY1, appearing via Skype live from New York, beaming ecstatically despite the über-lousy weather. We talk about the many different types of ecstasy one can experience, from naturegasms to foodgasms to to gigglegasms to wargasms (yes, unfortunately, some find ecstasy in on the battlefield, and no, ecstasy knows no morality) to her own exciting, no-touch orgasm in an fMRI machine (despite her intense claustrophobia!) documented by the Learning and Discovery Channels. Although she is 3000 miles away in cold, damp New York, Barbara shares the warmth of the Womb Room as we frolic and explore, inspired by her book and our need to break on through to the other side of the everyday and enter the realm of ecstasy. We also talk about how ecstasy—especially those deep gigglegasms—can help in the battle with the Big C which Max is (so far) beating with this big stick and which Barbara’s amazing partner Kate Bornstein is courageously fighting right now.
Jessica Jaymes: Last time this sexy brunette Penthouse Pet/Playboy TV host and popular porn star appeared on my show was January of 2009 when we celebrated Obama’s first US presidential win with our famous Eros Day Orgy for Obama Inaugural Ball. So it’s almost magical that Jessica’s back to celebrate Obama’s second big win, along with Max’s 69th. Her black transparent dress reveals that underneath she’s wearing nothing at all on her fabulously toned, Jessica Rabbitish body. But for those of us in need of absolute proof, she strips it off completely, spends several juicy minutes in a pair of our “emergency panties,” then donates them to the Panty Boy Collection. We also talk about the senselessly destructive effects of Measure B on Jessica’s own business and on the adult industry in general throughout Los Angeles. Whether the porn movie-making will move to Pasadena, Long Beach Vegas, Ventura or just go underground is anybody’s guess, but one thing’s for sure: Measure B is LA’s Loss.
Dani Danger: An ecstasy explorer “from an alien planet” who was raised devout Christian Baptist, an empowered exhibitionist carnival performer who hates magicians because what she does is “real” not “magic,” this is Dani’s virgin voyage on DrSuzy.tv and she makes the most of it. Dani’s body is a canvas for her art; she has a high-density silicon cross embedded in her chest (but her big bouncy boobs are real!), pierced horns in her upper forehead, a split tongue, various etchings all over her rib cage and star “pasties” tattooed over her nipples. Confessing that “electricity gets me wet” (slap that on a T-shirt and send it to the Edison Center), she hands me a 250,000 volt taser gun and invites me to tase her nipples. Ouch! She takes it like an ecstatic masochist (though she refuses to be labeled as such), and we talk about the ecstasy of pain. Later she eats glass (double ouch!) and lies down on a bed of nails (six long railroad spikes—not just a lot of little nails which is easier to distribute your weight on), even performing a “69” with lovely Shay Golden (on the nails!) in honor of Max’s 69th birthday.
Amanda Blow: Our fabulously fun friend, erotic acrobat and veteran of many DrSuzy.tv shows is back from her lucrative adventure as a professional “working girl” in our other friend Dennis Hof’s BunnyRanch in Crystal, Nevada. As brimming with ecstatic, comic, erotic energy as ever, Amanda does a 69 with me in honor of Max’s birthday. It’s not as dramatic as Dani and Shay’s 69 on Nails, but it’s just as ecstatic—and a lot easier on the back.
Crystal Jewels: This hot-to-trot blonde MILF cancer survivor loves spending hours of orgasmic, masturbatory ecstasy with her Hitachi Magic Wand. She winds up spending quite a bit of orgasmic, masturbatory ecstasy with my Hitachi by the end of the show. But in between she does ride the Sybian—sheathed in plastic wrap, as always, in full compliance with LA’s Measure B, despite the fact that we know it is unconstitutional, not to mention unenforceable.
Jamie Waterman: The convivial G5 Radio host gives Max a yummy bottle of Orange Cello from Sonoma for his sweet 69th. He is ecstatic about his divorce, as well as a new TV show about politics that he is pitching in Hollywood, and he describes his radio style as “saying things that would make Howard Stern blush.”
Donn Dabney: I think the communal ecstasy in the Womb Room makes this G5 show producer blush, but it’s a rosy, happy sort of blush.
Brock Hard and Shay Golden: Max’s 69th birthday celebration actually started last Saturday with Brock and Shay in a rather slurpy 69 position throughout most of the show and a good portion of the after-party. They’re a little more in the background for this show, soaking up the sex education along with the communal ecstasy. But Shay shines on top of that 69 with Dani on her bed of nails.
Weapons of Mass Discussion: Children of Sex, Snake Radio, Sex for Procreation, Recreation, Motivation & Relation(ships), U.S. Presidential Election Victory for The Big O(bama), Ecstasy, Sexual Ecstasy Compared to the Ecstasy of Art & War, Ecstasy Knows No Morality, Growing Up Baptist, Squirt Baptisms, Orgasm, Shoe Fetishes, Extreme Weather, Weathergasms, Foodgasms, Naturegasms, Communal Ecstasy, Exhibitionism, Our Ecstasy-Starved Society, Giving & Receiving, Joy in Pain, Tazor Ecstasy, Masochism, Chilling Effects of Measure B, Libations, Big Dicks, Little Dicks, Petraeus, Hot Chicks, P-spots, Ejaculation, Multiple Orgasms, Braingasms, Long-Term Orgasms, fMRI Machines, PC Muscles, Annie Sprinkle, Big C Battles, Beating It Can Help Beat It (Cancer), Fighting Cancer with Ecstasy & Humor, Fear & Ecstasy, Athletic Ecstasy, Feeling Good, Urban Tantra, Artistic Ecstasy, Ecstasy of Anticipation, Devastating Stupidity of Measure B, The Bonobo Way.
Performance Erotica: Snake Play, Striptease, Nipple Pinching, Salty Nipples, Nipple Licking, Agwa Shots, Nipple Sucking, Nipple Tazing, Electric Shock, Joyful Pain, 69ing, Girl/Girl Action, MILFs, Sybian Ride, Hitachi Orgasm, Pierced Nipples, Pierced Clits, Split Tongue, Silicon Cross Implant, Taking Panties Off with Teeth, Smoking E-Cigarettes, Clit Swelling, Naked Trapeze, Dildo Play, Hula-Hooping, Orgasms, Gigglegasms, Communal Ecstasy