Length: 89:03 minutes

Date: 7/04/2009

There are often fireworks at the Speakeasy. But since America’s Birthday fell on a Saturday night this year, we worked that fire inside and out, climaxing with panoramic pyrotechnics on the roof, sparkling golden showers on RadioSuzy1 and an explosive Star-Spangled Banner aria in the bar sung acapella by magnificent Malena wearing nothing but Old Glory wrapped around her voluptuous form.

We started our 4th, like most Americans, with a BBQ. We called it “Porn & Hot Dogs.” My own darling Chef Max cooked up a scrumptious, saucily grilled buffet of hamburgers, salmon burgers, chicken burgers, cheeseburgers, veggie burgers, and of course, dozens of succulent, phallic franks of all kinds and sizes. Mmm… We just love those big beefy sausages, especially between warm fresh buns.

Did I mention Felicia’s luscious potato salad? So yum… And for dessert, we scarfed down the finest black and white chocolate drizzled strawberries I’ve ever tasted, courtesy of Chef Daniel’s Flavors with Love. And guess what, bonobos: Chef Daniel’s special Chocolate Aphrodisiacs will soon be available in Shopping Heaven…

Speaking of aphrodisiacs, the evening’s drink of choice was Agavero and Perrier with a squeeze of lemon. First introduced to us by Professor Mel Gordon on Weimar Love, Agavero Tequila Liqueur is considered an aphrodisiac because it contains damiana flower, a traditional aphrodisiac used by the ancient Mayans and Aztecs to enhance lovemaking. Also known as the Wild Bride Drink, Mexican grandmothers give Agavero to their virgin granddaughters on their wedding night to make them wet. And if the damiana doesn’t do the trick, there’s always the 64 proof tequila.

It was fitting for us to have a Mexican drink on America’s Birthday, considering how large portions of America, including Southern California, are slowly but surely becoming Mexican again. We stuck a few Mexican flags in amongst all the Stars and Stripes, to show our solidarity with our brothers and sisters, lovers and friends south of the current border.

Pleasantly full and lubricated, we climbed up to the roof and watched dozens of fireworks displays, fantastic “rockets red glare” bursting all around LA with views in every direction. Most were far away, but all of a sudden, a volley of roman candles shot like a giant astral ejaculation directly over our heads, courtesy of our crazy new neighbors whose names will be withheld to protect their asses, as well as their assets. Hot porn couple Natasha Skinski and Tommy Lei created some of their own fireworks with “Aunt Debra” the Lawyer-Cum-Porn-Star (see their hot pics from you join the Bloggamy). Master D brought his adorable Broken Door Fetish family from Disneyland to the Speakeasy for a perfect holiday of varied play. Then Malena arrived dressed up as Wonder Woman with ruby heels that made her about 6’6” and a gigantic red, white and blue satin cape billowing behind her. We climbed up on top of an elevator shaft, towering over the party like silly sexpot superheroes, as the wind picked up her cape and my silk robe, with the city at our feet and cherry “bombs bursting in air” all around us.

Amber Waves of Pee

Then it was back downstairs to the studio just in time for RadioSuzy1, opening up with Molinee a.k.a. Miss Piglet (whom you might remember as my lovely assistant at the Bondage Gala and Venus at our Eros Day X Orgy for Obama), Jesse Rhines (Yale, ’84, last seen at the Speakeasy for the Porn ‘n’ Purim Bacchanal), April Flores (a.k.a the fabulous Fatty D), and sultry Sir Nic and slave Sula (also here at the Bondage Gala ).

Molinee confessed to having peed on the roof twice during the fireworks, and that got us all rhapsodizing about the Water of Life and the wonders of golden showers. Some of the us had to pee (well, Natasha, Aunt Debra and I peed; Molinee tried but couldn’t, though you can see how sexy she looks *trying* to pee when you join the Bloggamy). The whole experience gave new meaning to those “amber waves of grain” (though no, we weren’t drinking malt liquor). Our golden nectar was collected like royal jelly in a hot pink bucket that was passed around as if it was a sacred chalice. At one point, Sir Nic ceremoniously washed his hands in oit, then slave Larry drank it down like Taittinger’s La Française Champagne. Ah, Speakeasy Girls’ Golden Nectar – good to the last drop.

Then we migrated to the bar to hear Malena sing the Star Spangled Banner acapella wearing nothing but an old torn Speakeasy flag, like the American Marianne. She sang so beautifully and with such soaring, erotic, patriotic power, I’m sure Francis Scott Key got hard in heaven. It was an electric moment, *awesome* in the original sense of the word.

Then the party exploded into an MJ 4th of July with some of Jacko’s finest and other crazy rhythms mixed by our talented new in-house DJ Mel. Sir Nic and I commiserated over our mutual shock at how hard the King of Pop’s death affected us (MJ Fever coming soon to this bloggamy). We had another sexual revelation when we realized that three of the hottest current Speakeasy Girls – Malena, Melissa and Natasha – were all raised Mormon (more Mormon Hedonism on last Saturday’s RadioSuzy1 when a 4th lapsed Mormon hottie Rose called the show). Then, we all danced and played until the wee wee hours, when I kicked off my star-spangled heels and retreated to my private boudoir with Chef Max for some private dining – at the Y, of course – and our very own very personal fireworks.

Luscious Regan & Love Junkie Yalie

This wasn’t a big XXX porn night, but as you can see by the free pics to the right, it was filled with fire and fun. And if you JOIN the BLOGGAMY you can get a good look at some of those deliciously nasty Golden Showers and other X-rated play at our Fire & Golden Ice show and others, including “Luscious Regan” with porn stars Regan Reese and Luscious Jackson.

No X pics from our Love Junkie Show with brilliant and sexy Love Junkie author Rachel Resnick (Yale Class of ’85), though it was an intense, introspective interview. None from our Yale Club Luncheon at the Jonathan Club either, of course, though in the free section, you can check me out with my luncheon companions, Jesse, Michael and a trio of ultra-conservative alumni who looked down their Old Blue noses at Sex Week at Yale. They did like my hat though. Well, it takes all kinds to make America.

Breaking News: We’ve just finished editing a new 2 1/2 hour DVD of our awesome, erotic and very patriotic Eros Day X Orgy for Obama, now on sale at 1/2 price for pre-release orders – only for the next couple of weeks until the official release date of August 15! And support Peace through Pleasure in America and around the World. Join the Bloggamy.