With Misti Dawn, Deauxma, Delightful Debi, Afro Disiac and Veronica Avluv sitting on my Squirt-soaked bed. Photo: Naz

Length: 99:40 minutes        Date: 07/30/2011

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Enter the Enchanted Forest of female ejaculation with the Three Squirting Graces in this summer hot, soaking wet, slightly Shakespearean , sparkling, shooting, spanking, spurting, spectacular gusher of a show.  It’s Holy Water, Brothers and Sisters!

Featured Guests

Deauxma: World-class geyser of love, Lone Star State Milf and one of the Speakeasy’s favorite special guests, Deauxma is gifted with a squirting capacity rivaling anything in Yellowstone as well as an eye-popping set of bodacious tatas—everything is bigger in Texas. This is Deauxma’s fourth amazing appearance on my show—her Spring Showers performance of 29 sky-high squirts in a row broke all records—and, once again, she doesn’t disappoint.  Insisting that she owes her juiced-up sexual freedom to an epiphany she experienced in the 1990s while reading the first edition of my 10 Commandments of Pleasure, she fills a crystal bowl with her crystal clear amrita, while still drenching our videographers and creating a puddle of squirt on the Luv Mat.  I pour the squirt into a champagne flute, taking a sip of “Champagne Deauxma” before passing the glass around to the Gush Goddess Herself, as well as thirsty guests and audience members, including Dr. David Irani, who bottles some of it to take to a lab for analysis, as well as “extract the pheramones” for perfume.

Veronica Avluv: Fellow Texan squirter, “Über Milf” mother of four sons, and “pussy control” commander, Veronica makes her virgin appearance on The Dr. Susan Block Show, looking like a delicious French dessert with her gorgeous body temptingly displayed in a classy leopard and lace corset, black lace panties to make Panty Boy drool, stockings, garters and a discreet collar to show her sweet, submissive nature.  Her husband of 17 years was her first squirt coach, letting her know how natural and good it was when she first erupted. After Deauxma soaks the Luv Mat, Veronica patriotically shoots all over an American flag towel, baptizing Old Glory in her Holy Water. Squirt for Peace! Squirt bombs produce “Shock & Awe” with zero casualties.  Then, she squirts into the bowl for additional ‘medical assessment.’ Later, on all fours, she squirts yet again, as I spank her adorable ass and luscious vulva (Avluv is “vulva” spelled backwards).

Delightful Debi: Exotic dancer, webcam model and video performer, this is also Debi’s first time on the show. She has been squirting for well over a decade and likens it to that of a spiritual experience, often forgetting her name and the simple act of breathing afterwards. To demonstrate her prowess as a turbo squirter, she readily releases her spiritual sap within the first three seconds using her innovative “finger and fling” technique, soaking a towel that declares itself (and Debi?) to be “Open 24 Hours.”

Afro Disiac:  Her second time on RadioSUZY1, Afro Disiac is aptly attired as a sailor to honor the high seas of squirting. Although she fiercely asserts a proud penchant for “pussy, pussy, pussy,” she explains that her first squirting experience occurred during sex with an encouraging boyfriend while she was on top. Afro Disiac enjoys watching the tsunami of squirt rolling in from Dr. my show bed, but declines my invitation to join the Three Squirting Graces; all the cameras and MEN are making her just a little squirt-shy.

Amina Noir: Part-Egyptian wife of First Mate Afro Disiac, Amina, alternately “the fluffer” and “the fluffed one,” is a squirt lover and licker. After the show, she and Afro Disiac engages in some topless flogging.

Misti Dawn and Michael Vegas: Just a short and very sweet hello from the cutest married couple in porn, Venus and Eros on Eros Day 2011. Both sport pussycat ears and tails (meow!) from their wild Comi-Con weekend.  Furries, anyone?

Caller 1:  Imtiaz, who introduced me to Deauxma, calls to receive a crash course in squirting and fluffing before Ramadan, as well as to flirt a bit with Amina.

Weapons of Mass Discussion:

Squirters, Squirt Lickers, Squirt Lovers, Shakespeare, Pussy Control, Sex for Procreation vs Recreation, Drag Queens, Female Ejaculation, Squirt Coaches, Squirt-Friendly Men, Sexy Husbands, Multiple Orgasms, Golden Showers, Squirting as a Good Tsunami, Female Prostatic Fluids, Tomboys, Female Sexuality, Squirting As Shooting Effect, Lesbian Max, Spiritual Squirting, Being Cum Drunk, Squirting From Toe Sucking, First Time Squirts, Inducing Squirt Using Fuck And Ring Fingers, Squirt Master Deborah Sundahl, Squirt Master Axel Braun, Squirt Pioneer Lasse Braun, Messy Squirting, Fluffers, Finding Real Things, Pressure As The Enemy Of Pleasure, Sister Sex Fetish, Squirting From Pussy Licking, Pussy Worship, Marshmallow Fluffers, Korean Squirting Fish, Refraining From Licentiousness For Ramadan, Squirting Oil Wells, Non-Religious Squirting, Pineapple Juice Affecting Cum Taste, Japanese Squirt Bowls, Dildos In Veiled Muslim Woman’s Diaper Bag At Airport, Squirting While Driving, Grocery Shopping After Sex, Acceptable Squirting, Furry Shows, Supporting The Speakeasy, Bonobos, Ethical Hedonism

Performance Erotica:

Olympic Squirting, Squirting and More Squirting, Shooting, Spurting, Gushing, Squirting While Being spanked, Panty Flashing, Leopard Corset, Body Shots, Hot Über Milfs Licking Each Other’s Texan Tits, Screaming Os, Squirting With Water Cock Gun, Spiritual Squirting on Virgin Mary Towel, Patriotic Squirting On American Flag Towel, Squirting on Luv Mat, Squirting on Open 24/7 Towel, French-Kissing, Boobs, Pussy-Licking, Fingering, Squirting Into Crystal Bowl, Pouring Squirt into Champage Flutes and Passing It Around to Sip and Taste, Puddle O’ Squirt, Finger And Fling Technique, Licking Tits While Getting Ass And Pussy Licked, Mixing Panties With Squirt Juices in a Bowl, Emergency Panties, Squirt Smell and Taste Tests, Squirt Chemical Analysis, Baptism By Squirt, Fireplay (Post-Show Party)