Kelsey Obsession, Tasia, Aria Austin, Leilani Leeane, Eden Von Sleaze, Marcus London ~Spartacus~, Dr. Suzy & Jessie Rogers   Photo: Irwin

Length: 120:25 minutes       Date: 09/01/2012

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Spartacus, a hunky, spunky Thracian gladiator who led a group of slaves, serfs and vagabonds in a major uprising against the Roman Republic known as the Third Servile War (around 70 BCE), has long been a potent symbol of fighting oppression, not to mention the name of a popular Starz TV show.

“Spartacus” was also a landmark 1960 film that turned the historically factual tale of a slave whose military genius temporarily bested Rome into a romance, featuring Jean Simmons as the great love that inspires Kirk Douglas as Spartacus. Directed by Stanley Kubrick, the film was written by “Hollywood Ten” blacklisted screenwriter Dalton Trumbo (based on a novel by the also blacklisted Howard Fast).  President-elect John F. Kennedy crossed picket lines to see the movie, helping to end blacklisting.  The phrase “I am Spartacus!” became a cry of revolt that seemed to echo through the various “revolutions” of the 1960s and 70s, from the Civil Rights, Youth and Anti-War Movements to the Sexual Revolution.

Now, contributing a vital component to the modern legacy of Spartacus is Marcus London, writer, director, producer and star of Spartacus XXX, aka Spartacus MMXII: In the Beginning, which will be released in two weeks.  The clips and trailers reveal an epic motion picture with explicit scenes, a beautifully filmed, acted and historically sensitive presentation of the Spartacus story, including hot sex between slaves, nobles and everybody else.  After all, if you want to paint the full historical picture, why leave out the sex?

Why? Because that’s what most Hollywood movies and TV shows do in an effort to avoid the “XXX” or even an “NC-17” rating, creating a state of de facto censorship that’s just as bad as blacklisting.

Well, Marcus London didn’t leave out the sex.  And based on what I’ve seen of the clips and trailers, I prefer his version of Spartacus to the others (sorry Stanley), but maybe that’s because I’d rather see those hunky gladiator bodies engaged in lovemaking than killing each other—at least occasionally.  That’s what I like about this kind of film; it’s not all about sex, but it doesn’t leave out sex.  It’s got an engaging plot about real historical events with great production values and believable acting, as well as a little well-filmed, relevant-to-the-story, seamlessly integrated, historically authentic, hardcore humping.

So I was very happy to welcome Marcus back on The Dr. Susan Block Show, and Tasia transformed BonoboVille into a Temple of Venus in his honor. Marcus’ first appearance on my show as the “Squirt Instructor” was a female ejaculation sensation, and since he’d said he wanted to demonstrate his new “squirt watch,” I knew there would be some amrita flowing.

But my expectations are far surpassed when five different hot ladies—sexperts, sexpots, female ejaculation veterans and virgins—all squirt in the course of the show—including me!  Yes indeed Brothers and Sisters, thanks to Marcus’ gladiatorial touch, I squirt like the Trevi Fountain, and Squirt Salon 33 is a veritable Hurricane of Holy Water.  Oh, and then my wild and sexy old friend Kat appears, with her handsome hubby BD, and she out-squirts us all in the after-party. Pix and video coming soon to DrSuzy.tv.

In retrospect, I think it would have been cool for the RadioSUZY1 audience if we’d each proclaimed, “I am Squirtacus!” as we squirted.  But we were way too busy shrieking with delight with ourselves and Marcus Spartacus’ magic fingers.

But no, there’s no squirting in the movie, Spartacus XXX, at least not “in the beginning.”  Marcus is such a stickler for historical veracity that he won’t show squirting because he says they didn’t do that then.  I’m not so sure, since Aristotle wrote about “vaginal expulsions” that sound exactly like female ejaculation—over 100 years before Spartacus essentially pissed all over Rome.  I think some women must have squirted, as we always have, though we probably didn’t make female ejaculation a goal.

Even squirt-free, Marcus’ cinematic labor of love really should win some awards, and hopefully the fact that it is financed by his beautiful co-star Miko Lee, and not one of the big studios, won’t prevent that.

But back to the fine art of female ejaculation.  Like a few others who know “the secret” of the G-spot—Lasse and Axel Braun, as well as  Deborah Sundahl—Marcus really knows how to make women squirt.  Who knows if the historic Spartacus, in addition to epic freedom-fighting—also liberated the ladies’ ability to ejaculate, but Marcus Spartacus turns my Womb Room into a Circus Squirtacus, for sure.  The proof is in this soaking wet show!

More Featured Guests (aka Marcus’ Harem):

Jessie Rogers: This tall, slim, blonde, Brazilian beauty could be a Victoria’s Secret “Angel”  (many of whom happen to be from Brazil)—but when she shows “PINK,” it’s the real thing. Jessie models her newly-acquired breasts and round butt in and out of panties (donating them to the Panty Boy Collection) like a pro.  Just turned 19 but ready for action, Juicy Jessie is first to volunteer to spread her long legs for Marcus to demonstrate his squirt watch.  Though she’s squirted before, the Marcus technique makes her squirt in less than 30 seconds which, she must admit, is a record for her, and she squirts several more times throughout the show.

Leilani Leeane: A friend of Jessie’s, Leilani has set her sights high, claiming she aspires to be the “dirtiest black girl in porn.” She’s soft-spoken but breaks out of her shell when she squirts for the very first time, thanks to the expert hands of our gladiator squirt instructor Marcus Spartacus London. She also might be in his next film; I love it when my broadcast bed turns into a casting couch for my guests.

Kelsey Obsession aka Kelsey Education: Kelsey has two identities:  Kelsey Education—the sex teacher with a master’s degree—and Kelsey Obsession—the fetish model who caters to some pretty interesting niche fetishes, like farting, which we do not ask her to demonstrate during the show.  She does want to squirt, but doesn’t have sex with men outside her marriage.  So Marcus Spartacus, ever the tactician, offers to teach her husband, Terry, who happens to be in the Womb Room audience, to make his hot wife squirt.

Terry: Kelsey’s husband’s first few attempts don’t strike the amrita he seeks.  But like a gladiator whose life depends on his determination, he refuses to give up. Finally, with the help of Marcus’ technique, the squirt watch and the ecstatic cheering crowd, he gets wife to ejaculate a shining droplet of holy water.  Amen and awomen.

Eden Von Sleaze: Though none of the other female guests are too familiar with Spartacus beyond the Starz series, Eden wins the boobie prize by calling him “Sporadicus”—repeatedly.   A skeptic as to whether or not squirting is something that can be achieved by every woman (due to the fact that she’s never experienced it and doesn’t think she can), she reluctantly agrees to give the Marcus technique a try.  Within less than a minute of doffing her pleather panties, she becomes a “believer,” squirting explosively, a few times.  Her big black cross swinging between her boobs, she declares that her “pussy feels like it’s been reborn!”  This is especially relevant, since the story of Spartacus has some strong parallels to Jesus, and may even have inspired the latter.  Eden’s squirting is a real erotic epiphany.  But Lady Von Sleaze lives up to the full patrician decadence of her name in the after-party when she gets down on her hands and knees as I mount Master Liam’s Balinese wooden horse that Tasia turned into a dildonic sex machine, and penetrate her “like an animal.”

Aria Austin: Aria is a sultry, all-natural newbie in a slinky gold and white, Romanesque dress to follow the theme of the show. You might think she’s a Roman senator’s daughter until she opens her mouth and Texas pours right out of it like sweet southern oil spill.  Speaking of spilling, unfortunately, she can’t participate in the squirt salon because her lady parts are following nature’s agenda instead of ours tonight.  Maybe next time!

Erin Headley, President of Orgasmic Reasearch calls in to go over few key points about the Squirt Watch with us.

Weapons of Mass Discussion: Historic Spartacus, The Spirit of Rebellion, We Prefer Cum Over Blood, Sexy Gladiators and Slave Girls, The Erotikos Film Festival, Sex Education, Farting Fetish, Making Movies, Deauxma, How to Make a Woman Squirt, The Bonobo Way

Performance Erotica:  SpartacusXXX, Sexy Romanesque Costumes, Panties for Panty Boy, Striptease, The Squirt Watch, Vulva Tattoos, The Marcus London G-Spot Female Ejaculation Technique, Squirting, Squirting & More Squirting, Pole Dancing, Horse-Powered-Sex-Machine-Humping, Rickshaw Rides, Naked Hula-Hooping, Trapeze, Strap-On Dildo Play, Spanking & More Squirting In The After-Party

Multiple thanks, kudos and orgasms to the Dr. Susan Block Institute Staff  here in BonoboVille for making this show possible.