Just before I was whirled into the world of ICU death battles and torturous breathing tubes, Margo finished editing BlockFilms’ newest DVD masterpiece Blonde Island, a groundbreaking work featuring an international cast of some of the world’s hottest blondes and one very special brunette going native on our uniquely erotic Island of Pleasure in the Sea of War.

Blonde Island

First up on the Island is stunning, super-leggy, pin-up porn princess Bethany Sweet. Next, out bounces irresistibly delicious, super-busty, ultra-MILF va-va-voom, it’s Vicki Vette! Then kinky Russian fetish model Victoria Lane, and smoking hot Spanish pop star (Funk Her Like An Animal!) ORGASMICAL. The “one very special brunette” is lovely Zorthian Nymph and artist’s model Lisa Ann Davis in her first dazzling appearance on the show. Cameos include sultry Avy Lee Roth (David Lee Roth’s porn star daughter), the incorrigible Mistress Genevieve and hyper-exhibitionist Luccia of Brazil crying “Jesus is in me now!” as she thrusts the Jesus Jackhammer deep inside her sanctuary. . Embedding himself into this wild Island of Pleasure is Major Network War Correspondent Rob (“It Doesn’t Get Better Than This”) Williams, a shipwrecked sailor just stateside after being embedded among 1000 smelly marines in the Sea of War, that ocean of sand and wasted blood, BushCo’s catastrophe, Iraq. Thank goddess he washed up on Blonde Island‘s sensuous shores before a car bomb blew him to smithereens!

So, what are you waiting for? Come, soldiers and dictators, troops and dupes, presidents and terrorists, throw your guns and your bombs and your war plans overboard and swim up between the golden arms and silky legs of the sexiest blondes in the sea. Embed yourself, baby. Come to Me.

Come to Blonde Island and escape into the pleasure of luscious wet-on-wet cunnilingus and major mouth-stretching fellatio performed with panache by uninhibited lemon-haired beauties “born for porn” and ready for sex. Plus outrageous facials, golden showers, foot fetish, boob fetish, butt fetish, blonde fetish, art fetish, comedy fetish, teasing up a tropical storm, sex on the front — and from behind(!), two guys on one girl and six girls on one lucky war correspondent. And that’s just the eye candy. There’s also really sexy music (unlike most porn films), lots of hot nasty talk, AND my inimitable mix of enlightening conversation about sex and religion, sex and childhood, sex and politics, sex and war.

And already, it’s making waves. Actually, a small tsunami at a major news network. Rob, an old friend who really is a network correspondent (The Dr. Susan Block Show is the original Reality TV, after all!), was called on the carpet by same network, threatening to fire him, blackball him and send him to Guantánamo, when the suits found out he’d taken his leave on Blonde Island. Rob begged me to remove the call letters of this network. But it was too late; the DVDs were already printed and out the door. Just to be *nice,* I took the telltale letters out of some of the advertising and this bloggamy. But I’ll give you a hint: It starts with a C and ends with an S. If you still can’t figure it out (too many meds?), just get the DVD or the download or watch the stream; it’s all spelled out for you right there. Hey, don’t you want to know which major network war correspondent likes to hang out on Blonde Island when he’s not embedded with the marines?

Rob’s segment is actually great. C_S should be proud. It’s hilarious to watch him try to keep it in his pants as the blondes rub their huge boobs against him and cover his crotch with a big Bill Clinton dildo. Through it all, Rob is the perfect network spokesman, and neither his pants nor his Hawaiian shirt ever actually leave his body (are you listening, C_S suits?). It is also a meaningful segment on several levels, as we contrast the peace and beauty of Blonde Island with the horrors of the War in Iraq. There’s tension in the tropics when Rob turns to the frolicking blondes and says, “This is what we are fighting for,” to which I gently but firmly countered, ” This is what we should be doing instead of fighting.”

Speaking of fighting, here’s a quick note on my convalescence: Very slowly but surely, painfully but gratefully, I am fighting my way back to health, moving farther from my Dance with Death, moving back into the Land of the Living, where I will soon create more Islands of Pleasure at the Speakeasy or wherever BlockStudios washes ashore. Thank you again for all your cards, letters, comments, prayers and gifts (don’t be shy about sending money!). I appreciate it all, and I hope to see you here soon, sipping a tropical drink, clad in nothing but a lei and a smile.

In the meantime, give yourself a real sexy summer treat, escape from BushCo’s Perma-War and whatever personal pain you might be feeling, help support the Speakeasy and BlockStudios in our hour of great need, and spend some quality time on Blonde Island – in DVD, streaming video or download. Television like you’ve never seen it before on CBS, HBO or anywhere. Come to me…Come to Blonde Island…