Swingers are the Bonobos of Humanity and the Cyber Disaster
Length: 96:01 minutes Date: 08/20/2011
First, I want to apologize for the fact that this Bloggamy is currently in disarray. My slip is showing, and not in a sexy way (then again, maybe it turns on some of you sadists ;). Most of my blog posts, photos and comments are missing or out of order, many links don’t work and the format is all wrong. This is temporary (I hope)! As you might already know, my blog and several of my other domains and archives went down a few days ago, felled by a freakish cyber disaster that caused both the main linux server and the backup drive to collapse simultaneously. This is about as likely to happen as running into your Mormon mother-in-law at a swing party in Cannes, but it can happen. And it just did happen.
So we are now working our hot butts off to recover the data and post various temp-sites like this one. In the meantime, several of our other sites are just fine—better than ever, in fact! So we are able to bring you most, if not quite all, of the sex, fun, wisdom and live shows that we usually do. Also, rest assured, if you are a telephone sex therapy client of the Institute or Speakeasy member, none of our private records have been compromised in the least (they’re not even on a computer, let alone online, anyway). Only some of our websites and show archives are down. And they’re a hot mess—digitally. If you want to help us out of cyber hell, please email firstname.lastname@example.org or call 213.670.0066. Someone is always here at the Institute to take your call anytime 24/7. And if you can’t contribute in any other way, you can always make a donation by joining DrSusanBlock.tv and have an awesome, erotic, enlightening, wild and crazy-fun time helping out the cause of ethical hedonism, sex education and the Bonobo Way.
Speaking of bonobos, this past Saturday night, we got a chance to escape cyber hell, at least for a few fun hours, when a bunch of swingers came to visit the RadioSUZY1.
Swingers are the bonobos of humanity, highly sexual, remarkably peaceful, and the females are in charge. Here in America, somewhere between the Republican party and the Democratic party lies the swing party. Gathering together my congregation of horny, open-minded, mostly Libertarian, half-naked, body-painted, mildly buzzed and socially evolved swinging entrepreneurs, artists and world travelers, we delve into the questions of why, where and how swingers are swinging these days, especially when on holidays. Swinger Holidays reveals why “The Lifestyle” is the proud, progressive yet still rather private child of Middle America. Vive La Vie Libertine! Amen and Awomen.
Featured Guests (notice most just go by just their first name, because that’s how private swingers are):
Robert: Representing the international swinger travel agency Dream Pleasure Tours, which organizes trips for couples and groups to swinger-oriented resorts like Hedonism 2 and Desire. Robert speaks about The Lifestyle with the confident pitch of a good salesman and the tranquil ease of a satisfied bonobo. A virgin to the Speakeasy, Robert first saw the show years ago when I did a series on office sex and sexual harassment. A married swinger himself (his wife works for corporate America where nobody knows she swings, let alone that her husband sells swingers holidays) and a Universal Life Church minister, Reverend Robert imparts his poly wisdom on swinger piety—communication, trust and honesty.
Nicoletta: Happily married, joyously bisexual Queen of the Swingers, occasional Romanian church-goer (if there’s food following the service) with an endless pair of legs, Nicoletta represents Kasidie, an active online swing community. Although this is her first time in the Womb Room, I first met the hot, slinky Nicoletta at the Exotic Erotic Ball dressed as a sexy nun in a see-through habit. Proving her swingers skill for sharing, she offers her lovely, natural Romanian rack for Agwa lime salt-licking to several male studio guests (as well as lucky me later on), and flashes her lacy leopard panties for Panty Boy.
April Flores: Lovely, voluptuous “pornformance artist,” “swinger with a camera,” and muse to her filmmaker husband Carlos, this is the umpteenth RadioSUZY1 appearance for April, aka Fatty D, this time promoting Dream Pleasure Tours. As Jeff graces his paint brush across her bare, sumptuous terrain, April weighs in with her rejection of stagnating monogamy and proclaims her sexual openness to all—males, females and shemales alike. After many sensuous brush strokes, Jeff turns one of April’s 44FF boobs into a promotional billboard (a billboob?), painting “Dr. Susan Block Show” just over the nipple.
Carlos Batts: Erotic art filmmaker and April’s swinging hubby, Carlos has recently traveled on Dream Pleasure Tours and talks about swinging through the wild and kinky jungles of foreign countries.
Kim: Swinging MiLF, married mother of five, hostess of Deja New lifestyle parties and events for verdant and veteran swingers alike, Kim talks about the ups and downs of raising children as swinging parents, how her oldest son discovered her clandestine lifestyle, the quiet but all-knowing Grandma, and experiencing wistful feelings when watching her husband basking in bliss with another swinger. Later, Jeff paints striking blue stripes across her fair skinned bare breasts.
Scott: Libertarian swinger and founder of Kasidie, the online swing community which is growing by leaps and bounds, despite the fact that everyone manages to mispronounce or misspell its name. Scott explains that the name “Kasidie” pays homage to female domination in swinging, a system, much like that of bonobos, in which everyone wins. This is also Scott’s first time on the show, though he had interviewed Dr. Suzy about swinging when Kasidie first started up. Introduced to The Lifestyle by previous girlfriends, Scott introduced his wife Nicoletta to her own avid bisexuality.
Rob: Kim’s swinging spouse and top secret utilities worker, he “lays pipe all day” and, presumably, all night. For Rob the swing scene is a dream come true, allowing him to fulfill all his nonmonogamous needs, desires and fantasies.
Jeff: World-traveled professional body painter, former porn star and lifelong swinger, Jeff’s last appearance on the Dr. Susan Block Show involved more stroking than brushing. This time, however, 3 of the guests offered their bare bodies as the canvass for his colorful erotic fantasies.
Ana: Representing Erotic Paradise, a swinger’s group stretching from Inland Empire to Los Angeles, Ana has a boyfriend and a girlfriend and many other lovers as well. Although confined to a real name and a job in the legal profession, Ana savors the fact that some of her coworkers are also swingers, and enjoys baring her voluminous boobs to April’s experienced, Agwa salt-licking tongue.
Juju: Jeff’s girlfriend and ju-jubilant swinger, Juju saw a swinger special on Playboy and decided that was the lifestyle for her. A hard-working secretary and psychology student by day, Juju enjoys nothing more than to “flounce around naked and fuck off.” Jeff paints a black dragon slithering across her ample chest.
Weapons of Mass Discussion: Swingers, God, the Goddess, Charles Darwin, Websites Down, Cyber Disaster, Swinger Holidays, Swinger Cruises, Swinging At The Beach, Swapping, Orgies, Group Sex, Partying, Ménage à trois, Swing Travel, Swinging Rules, Somewhere Between the Republican Party and the Democratic Party Lies the Swing Party, Libertarians and Vegetarians, Swinging To Stay Together, Swingers As Bonobos Of Humanity, Dr. Suzy’s School Of Swing, Hard Drives And Floppy Drives, Normal Stuff, Business and Pleasure, Neighbor Swingers, Naughty Nuns, Problems with Monogamy, Erotic Artistic Porn, Pornformance Art, Public and Private Swinging, Déjà vu, Lust, TolerantGrandmas, Swingers Cheating On Their Neighbors, Children Finding Out About Parents’ Swinging Lifestyles, Body Painters, Vegas, Air Force Original Swingers, Sexual Harassment In The Workplace, Office Sex, Why We Crave Sex At Work, Nudists, Light Packing On Nude Cruises, Swinger Theme Nights, Jealousy, Jungle of Swing, Garden Of Monogamy, Tragedies Of Civilizations, Adam And Eve Kicked Into a Garden (Not Out of One), Swinging As Primal Human Instincts, Honesty, Interracial Sex, Colorblind Sexuality, Richardson Magazine, Andrew Richardson, Sasha Grey, Museum Porn, Serious Erotic Art, American Apparel Funded Porn, Prayin’ For Swingin,’ Spiritual Swingers, Attending Romanian Orthodox Church For The Food, Fluid Relationships, Human Petting Zoos, Bonobos, Ethical Hedonism
Performance Erotica: Topless Body Painting, Dr. Susan Block Show BillBoob, Panty Flashing, Promotional Swingers, Agwa Boob Shots, Double Agwa Boob Shots, Swinger Confessions