Monogamy Sucks, Poly Swing Bi!
Length: 97:57 minutes Date: 07/16/2011
If the good Lord (and/or Lady) had intended us to be monogamous, thy neighbor’s wife (and/or husband) wouldn’t have been so sinfully sexy. On this multi, poly, chatty, swinging, swapping, choking and dildo-banging episode of the Dr. Susan Block Show, non-monogamists—straight, gay and bi—share their stories and insights into the fascinating worlds of polyamory and the swinging lifestyle, challenging the cultural ubiquity of monogamy with the utterly nonmonogamous normalcy of their lives. Be it for love, marriage, group sex or just a casual night of hot, wet sexual gluttony, my bonobonesque guests show us why life can be tastier when one samples all 31 flavors.
George Pappas: Author of a funny and insightful novel about swinging from the single male point of view, George’s book Monogamy Sucks inspired the title of this show. Moreover, the novel itself was inspired by an “epiphany” he experienced while listening to one of my radio shows in the 90s discussing ethical hedonism and the swinging lifestyle as a viable alternative to hardcore monogamy. Following that life-changing broadcast, George embarked upon a lengthy journey of wild but honest sexual escapades involving casual partners, very desirable partners and some rather hilarious, hideous partners. Monogamy Sucks is a peek inside the lustful male mind—most informative for women who want to know how horny men think, and quite helpful for single men who want to know the ins, outs, ups and downs of swinging. George even includes tips on being a good “stunt cock” in a threesome with a committed but swinging couple, and what he calls “swamping”—having sex with unattractive women.
Orpheus Black: Patriarch of the polyamorous Black family, professional dom, fetish performer, author, BDSM educator, and former “spoken word” poet, Orpheus is a proud lion of his pride. Ironically, he has a lot in common with traditional polygamists; with rare exceptions, he only has sex with those who he feels will commit to him. Life in the Black household takes a communal approach to almost everything—sleeping (everyone sleeps in one massive bed), eating, having sex (the women have sex with each other as well as Orpheus), financial support, and raising children. In addition to being a king of his harem, he is a well-respected Master in the BDSM community, always on the hunt for more wives. Ascending the stage with his beautifully endowed third wife Sybil, Orpheus sensuously bares her gorgeous natural breasts and chokes her quite dramatically (do NOT try this at home without taking a thorough course in erotic asphyxiation and safety!), making her slip into momentary states of unconsciousness, catching her as she falls. Later, after the show, he does it again to first wife Indigo.
Indigo Black: First wife of Orpheus Black and biological mother of his child, Indigo’s first sexual relationship was with a woman, but since her parents disapproved, she hid her lesbian feelings for many years. Life in the Black Family provides her with equal erotic access to her husband and the other wives. She strongly believes in the validity of the polyamorous life, disregarding its lack of mainstream popularity. And she loves to be lovingly choked.
Emah Black: The second wife of Orpheus, Emah appears to be the most traditionally nurturing member of the family. “Emah” means “mother” in Hebrew, and Emah loves taking care of the Black children.
Sybil Hawthorne: The newest wife of Orpheus, Sybil is also a professional sadomasochist, submissive, pain slut, and the owner of a truly “fabulous” set of large, natural breasts which heave and flush as Orpheus demonstrates his choking technique on her. When Sybil wakes up in a lovely daze on the floor, a state that she and Orpheus refer to as “Twilight” (not the pharmaceutical), she admits to almost forgetting she’s a studio guest on The Dr. Susan Block Show.
Amina Noir: Playboy TV model, chef, polyamorous teacher, swinging lady of queer persuasions and modern woman with 1950s sensibilities, Amina is in an open relationship with Afro Disiac. Amina loves women but is “not a man-hater,” which she makes very clear when George sensuously licks Agwa salt from her hard nipples.
AfroDisiac: Comedian, model, filmmaker and adorably butch ‘wusband’ of Amina Noir, Afro Disiac wears a 9-inch strap-on to the Speakeasy, living up to her motto, “go hard or go home.” She introduces her impressive roll of meat (even Orpheus’ eyes widen, in spite of himself), bangs it against the radio console and titty-fucks her hot wife. Explaining her strap-on philosophy and technique, she says she only wears it when she’s in the mood to take the persona of a cock owner. However, her pegging pleasures aren’t limited to the psychological; she can also climax from rubbing her clit against the back end of the strap-on during thrusting. Even Orpheus admits to using dildos when his tool isn’t up to the task. Later, she sprinkles Agwa salt on that perpetually bulbous tip of hers and Amina licks it off.
Caller 1: Former Speakeasy guest Goddess Sadie is struggling to overcome the green-eyed monster in her new lesbian relationship with a younger, not-so-poly woman who is prone to jealousy of Sadie’s more swinging lifestyle. Orpheus and I advise her look at how much of what she and her girlfriend might call “jealousy” is really envy, fear of abandonment and/or insecurity.
Caller 2: Show after show, tweet after tweet, Panty Boy has been a loyal and extremely lovable fan of The Dr. Susan Block Show. Now, finally, he calls us and we have a voice to go with the personality we have come to know and love through Twitter. For Panty Boy, this is a very special moment, “a dream come true.” As always, some of the female guests show off their panties for Panty Boy, with me opening my robe to reveal my sexy tri-strap g-string, Amina ‘greeting’ him with a tasteful display of her black garter belt and crotchless romper, underneath which lies another panty with “bootylicious” written in the front, and Sybil showing off her old-fashioned panty girdle. Despite his insatiable appetite for seeing girls in panties, Panty Boy remains in a monogamous relationship. His next dream, he says, is to actually come to the Speakeasy and get the priceless collection of porn star panties we are saving for him.
Caller 3: Rick Choo tells us he has been an anarchist polyamorist since the 1970s, and he’s still going strong, traveling across the country all these years in his swingermobile, sometimes loaded with women, sometimes reaching destinations to meet with women for group sex. At present, Rick has confirmed a reservation for 30 in his RV. When Rick is not multitasking with his manhood, he likes to tend to his pussy garden. Needless to say, George is impressed, and Max experiences a slight twinge of RV envy.
Weapons of Mass Discussion:
Swinging, Group Sex, Singles, Doubles, Triples, Quadruples, Polyamory, Monogamy Sucking, Threesomes, Moresomes, Husbands, Wives, Polyamorous Goddesses, Natural Human Sexual Feelings, Being Fickle With Pickles, Being Monogamish, The Dr. Susan Block Show as Epiphany, Open Relationships, Open Marriage, Fantasy Swinging, Reality Swinging, Life Transforming Sex, Regrettable Sex, Casual Sex, Single Swingers, Married Swingers, Swinging As Gateway Drug, Mormons, Multiple Wives, First Relationships, Lesbian Relationships, BDSM, Sadomasochism, Mono-Poly, Receiving Pain, Having Fabulous Breasts, Casual Sex Vs. Commitment Sex, Traditional Polygamists, Dried-Up Pussies, Swamping, Having Anonymous Sex, Call Of The Cock, Inventing Ways Of Fucking Unattractive Women, Ugly Women Giving Good Blowjobs, Lesbians Who Aren’t Man-haters, Extraordinary Gentlemen, Women Who Won’t Undress In Front Of Their Husbands, Honest Swinging, Jealousy, Insecurities, Possessiveness, Stunt Cocks, Mono-swingers, Human Dildos, Nonconsensual Poly, Closed Poly Relationship, Pussy Ownership, How The Advent of Farming Led to The Culture of Monogamy, Pussy-Farming, Pussy Garden, Dildo Gardens, Traveling Poly, Open Marriages, Open Communication, Girl Revolution, Women Cross-Dressing, Turning Sex Into Non-Violence, The Bonobo Way of Peace Through Pleasure, Ethical Hedonism
Interracial Sex, Fabulous Breasts Bared and Bouncing, Panty Flashing, Garter Flashing, Old-Fashioned Girdle Flashing, Titty Fucking, Erotic Choking, Breath Play, Almost Passing Out, Twilight, Banging 9-inch Strap-On Dildo Against Microphone, Monogamous Penis Straws, Agwa Body Shots, Licking Salt Off Dildo, Harem Titty Licking, Dildo-Stroking and Sucking, Kissing