“Most Bonobo” – Chase Ryder 
“Sexiest Author” – Anka Radakovich 
“Most Intelligent-Sounding Porn Star” – Nina Hartley 
“Kinkiest Committed Couple” – Goddess Soma & “Fat” Mike 
“Most Sex-Positive Political Candidate” – Rose Izzo 
“Hottest Pharmacist” – Dr. Sarah Russo 
“Life of The Party” – Charlotte Stokely 
“Best Pick-Up Artist” – Luzer Twersky 
“Sexiest Swinger” – Lulu 
“Soundest Spanking” – Mistress Tara Indiana 
“Best Musical Sex Parody” – 50 Shades: The Musical 
“Mother Teresa of Sex” – Alexandra Silk 
“Most Copious Female Ejaculator” – Vicky Vixen 
“Most Copious Male Ejaculator” – Isiah King James IV 
“Sweetest Blowjob” – Amanda Blow 
“Most Cunning Cunnilingus” Dane Cross & Emma Snow 
“Sexiest Promoter” Catherine Imperio 
“Most Dynamic Duo” Catherine Imperio & Samantha Fairley 
“Sexiest Cake” Jamaica’s Cakes 
“Best-Dressed Guest” – Emily Marilyn 
“Most Congenial Revolutionary” – Polly Superstar 
“Most Intoxicated” (male) – Vince 
“Most Intoxicated” (male) – Vicky Vixen 
“Most Edifying Sex Educator” – Sheri Winston 
“Most Drama” – Amor & Jux 
“Most Adorable” – Amor Hilton 
“Best Leather” – Jux Lii 
“Sweetest Sinner” – Selma Sins 
“Soundest Sleeper” – Ron Jeremy 
“Mayor of Bonoboville” – Ron Jeremy 
“Most Orgasmic Sybian Ride” – Tina Romantica with Hercules Liotard 
“Wildest Sex Toy” – InJoyUs 
“Handiest Sex Toy” – Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket 
“Best Condoms” – Condomania 
“Best Edible Aphrodisiac” – Cannabelly 
“Classiest Porn Star” – Tera Patrick 
“Most Bonobo-Knowledgeable Mainstream Star” – Dan Haggarty 
“Best Twerking” – Harley Dean 
“Still-Sexiest Sex Symbol” – Christopher Atkins 
“Best Sex Advice” – Ed Asner 
“Most Poignant Erotic Memory” – Danny Glover 
“Best Networker” – Luc Wylder 
S“exiest Chauffeur” – Tammie Parrott 
“Most Enthusiastic” – “Love Boat” Captain Gavin McLeod 
“Most Acrobatic Sex” – Haley Sweet & Dark Phoenix 
“Wildest Exhibitionist” – Shay Lynn 
“Most Political Sex Act” – Chelsea Demoiselle and Jack Nice 
“Rottenest” – Robert “Corpsy” Rhine’ 
“Best Drink ‘n’ Drawer” – Anthony Winn 
“Most Erudite Flatulence Fetish” – Kelsey Obsession 
“Most Intelligent Sounding Porn Star” (male) – Tyler Knight 
“Most Cosmic” – Neil Degrasse Tyson 
“Most Poly-Handy” – Dark Phoenix 
“Most Nonconsensual Torture Fetishists” – The CIA 
“Most Buttload” – Samantha Fairley 
“Best Elvis Impersonator” – Smoket Binion, Jr. 
“Most Sustainable Sex Advice” – Stefanie Iris Weiss 
“Best Hair” – Catherine Imperio & Samantha Fairley 
“Coolest Blast from the Past” – Ginger Lynn 
“Most Bonobo” – Chase Ryder
“Sexiest Author” – Anka Radakovich
“Most Intelligent-Sounding Porn Star” – Nina Hartley
“Kinkiest Committed Couple” – Goddess Soma & “Fat” Mike
“Most Sex-Positive Political Candidate” – Rose Izzo
“Hottest Pharmacist” – Dr. Sarah Russo
“Life of The Party” – Charlotte Stokely
“Best Pick-Up Artist” – Luzer Twersky
“Sexiest Swinger” – Lulu
“Soundest Spanking” – Mistress Tara Indiana
“Best Musical Sex Parody” – 50 Shades: The Musical
“Mother Teresa of Sex” – Alexandra Silk
“Most Copious Female Ejaculator” – Vicky Vixen
“Most Copious Male Ejaculator” – Isiah King James IV
“Sweetest Blowjob” – Amanda Blow
“Most Cunning Cunnilingus” Dane Cross & Emma Snow
“Sexiest Promoter” Catherine Imperio
“Most Dynamic Duo” Catherine Imperio & Samantha Fairley
“Sexiest Cake” Jamaica’s Cakes
“Best-Dressed Guest” – Emily Marilyn
“Most Congenial Revolutionary” – Polly Superstar
“Most Intoxicated” (male) – Vince
“Most Intoxicated” (male) – Vicky Vixen
“Most Edifying Sex Educator” – Sheri Winston
“Most Drama” – Amor & Jux
“Most Adorable” – Amor Hilton
“Best Leather” – Jux Lii
“Sweetest Sinner” – Selma Sins
“Soundest Sleeper” – Ron Jeremy
“Mayor of Bonoboville” – Ron Jeremy
“Most Orgasmic Sybian Ride” – Tina Romantica with Hercules Liotard
“Wildest Sex Toy” – InJoyUs
“Handiest Sex Toy” – Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket
“Best Condoms” – Condomania
“Best Edible Aphrodisiac” – Cannabelly
“Classiest Porn Star” – Tera Patrick
“Most Bonobo-Knowledgeable Mainstream Star” – Dan Haggarty
“Best Twerking” – Harley Dean
“Still-Sexiest Sex Symbol” – Christopher Atkins
“Best Sex Advice” – Ed Asner
“Most Poignant Erotic Memory” – Danny Glover
“Best Networker” – Luc Wylder
S“exiest Chauffeur” – Tammie Parrott
“Most Enthusiastic” – “Love Boat” Captain Gavin McLeod
“Most Acrobatic Sex” – Haley Sweet & Dark Phoenix
“Wildest Exhibitionist” – Shay Lynn
“Most Political Sex Act” – Chelsea Demoiselle and Jack Nice
“Rottenest” – Robert “Corpsy” Rhine’
“Best Drink ‘n’ Drawer” – Anthony Winn
“Most Erudite Flatulence Fetish” – Kelsey Obsession
“Most Intelligent Sounding Porn Star” (male) – Tyler Knight
“Most Cosmic” – Neil Degrasse Tyson
“Most Poly-Handy” – Dark Phoenix
“Most Nonconsensual Torture Fetishists” – The CIA
“Most Buttload” – Samantha Fairley
“Best Elvis Impersonator” – Smoket Binion, Jr.
“Most Sustainable Sex Advice” – Stefanie Iris Weiss
“Best Hair” – Catherine Imperio & Samantha Fairley
“Coolest Blast from the Past” – Ginger Lynn
























