The 2021 Suzy Awards

Here are the winners to The SUZY AWARDS 2021!

#GoBonobos

1. “Most Bonobo” – Britney Spears?
2. “Most Bonobo-Sexy Couple” – Danièle Watts & Chef Be*Live
3. “Most Bonobo-Friendly Couple” – Vanessa Woods & Dr. Brian Hare
4. “Best Bonobo Conservation” – Lola ya Bonobo
5. “Best Bonobo Conservation” – Bonobo Conservation Initiative
6. “Best Bonobo Promotion” – The Bonobo Project
7. “Staff Award” – DrSuzy-Tv Staff

Bonobo Politics

8. “Most Bonobo Journalist” – Julian Assange
9. “Most Bonobo Journalism” – Counterpunch
10. “Most Bonobo Protest” – Mike Prysner Disrupting George W. Bush
11. “Most Bonobo Candidate” – Zack Weiner
12. “Most Bonobo Politician” – Stacey Abrams
13. “Best Dressed Dem” – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, “Tax the Rich” MetGala Ballgown
14. “Worst Dressed Dem” – Kyrsten Sinema
15. “Most Bonobo Political Activist” – Chris Gagliardi
16. “Loser of the Century” – Donald J. Trump
17. “Most Anti-Sex Official” – Arcadia City Inspectors
18. “Least Sexy Politician” – Josh Hawley
19. “Least Sexy Journalist” – Nick Kristoff
20. “Worst Yale Grad” – Brett Kavanaugh
21. “Worst Courtroom Crying Scene” – “Killer” Kyle Rittenhouse
22. “Worst Trump Family Values” – The Crumbleys
23. “Bonobo Courage Award” – Shministim Group For Refusing IDF Draft
24. “Miss Ammosexual” – Lauren Boebert
25. “Miss QAnonsensical” – Marjorie Taylor Greene
26. “Worst Law” – SESTA/FOSTA
27. “Most Mourned” – Ed Asner
28. “Least Mourned” – Rush Limbaugh
29. “Least Mourned War Criminal” – Donald Rumsfeld
30. “Looniest of Loons” – Rudy Giuliani

Sex, Porn, Pleasure

31. “Best First-Time Masturbation Story” – Ana Foxxx
32. “Best P-Spot Story” – Natassia Dreams
33. “Best Boarding School Masturbation Story” – Jonny Minton
34. “Hottest Blast from the Past” – KISS, aka Sherrie Foster
35. “Hottest Interracial Orgy Lifestyle” – Ambush
36. “Worst Cuck” – Roger Stone
37. “Most Embarrassing John” – Matt Gaetz
38. “Big Improvement on Dad Award” – Caroline Rose Giuliani

Kink, Fetish & BDSM

39. “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” – Rhiannon Aarons
40. “Most Sapiosexual Sadist” – Madame Mina De Sade-Fatale
41. “Most Dazzling Domme” – Goddess Phoenix
42. “Most Adorable” – Amor “Baby Block” Hilton
43. “Best Masturbation Education” – Nicholas Tana
44. “Most Valuable GemDom” – Madame Margherite
45. “Best FemDom/Toy Relationship” – Jewell Marceau & Barney
46. “Kinkiest Masks” – Mistress Ameena, GasMaskGirl
47. “Most Intriguing Celebrity Fetish” – Cannibalism, Armie Hammer
48. “Best Kink Community Leader” – Mistress Cyan
49. “Most Caring Domme” – Goddess Phoenix Steele

Arts, Science & Media

50. “Funniest Fundamentalist Refugee” – Luzer Twersky
51. “Most Persistent Ladies’ Man” – Smokey Binion, Jr.
52. “Sexiest Radio Show (Besides FDR)” – Media Roots
53. “Best Pot Pies” – Cannabelly (Jux Lii)
54. “Sexiest Sneakers” – Mistress Erikka Rijkz
55. “Grace Under Pressure” – Dita Von Teese
56. “Biggest Flipflop” – OnlyFans
57. “Dr. Strangelove Award” – Mark Zuckerberg
58. “Nastiest Billionaire” – Elon Musk
59. “Most Obnoxious Billionaire” – Jeff Bezos
60. “Most Bonobo Song” – “WAP” Cardi B
61. “Most Bonobo Album” – “Montero” Lil Nas X
62. “Least Satanic” – Travis Kardashian Scott
63. “Worst Clickbait” – Gabby Petito Story
64. “Bonobo Humanitarian Award” – Dr. Joycelyn Elders
65. “Best Dark Erotica” – Ann Rice a.k.a. A.N Roquelaure
66. “Cleverest Comments” – Stan Kent
67. “Throwback King” – Ikkor The Wolf
68. “Best Boar” – PIG Vanessa Block & Michael Sarnoski
69. “Most Passionate Comments” – Kristen Rocks