Here are the winners to The SUZY AWARDS 2023!

#GoBonobos

“Most Bonobo” – Janelle Monáe
“Most Bonobo Couple” – Danièle Watts & Chef Be*Live – aka DaLove & BeLove
“Most Bonobo Primatologists” – Vanessa Woods & Dr. Brian Hare
“Best Bonobo Conservation” – Lola ya Bonobo
“Best Bonobo Conservation” – Bonobo Conservation Initiative
“Best Bonobo-in-America Habitat” – The San Diego Zoo
“Staff Award” – DrSuzy-Tv Staff

Sex & Pleasure

“Hottest Cougar” – Amber Lynn
“Mozart of Sex” – Nina Hartley
“Best Intimacy Coordinator” – Erin Tillman
“Best Purse” – Lux Lives
“Veteran Porn Power Couple” – Luc Wylder & Alexandra Silk
“Best PG Bonoboville Communion” – Lilith Kat
“Best Bonoboville Communion” – Rhiannon Aarons
“Best Redcarpet Interview” – Danny Wolf – Prod: David Bertolino
“Best Live Radio Interview” – Hartley Pleshaw – WCAP-980 AM Active Radio
“Most Intimate Interview” – Coralyn Jewel
“Best Deep Throat Confession” – Veronica Hart, aka Jane Hamilton

Kink, Fetish & BDSM

“Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” – Rhiannon Aarons
“Most Adorable” – Amor “Baby Block” Hilton
“Best Barbie” – Amor “Baby Block” Hilton
“Kinkiest Mask” – Gas Mask Girl – featuring Kyla Keys
“Most Congenial Kink Host” – Tom Hoffman
“Most Sparkling GemDom” – Madame Margherite
“Best Kinky Thespian” – John Barrymore
“Best Tease” – Dita Von Teese
“Best Leather” – Jux Leather
“Best Spankee” – Fawnia
“Best Long-Term Radio Friend” – Janelle Hopkins
“Sex-Positive Activism” – Soma Snakeoil
“Most Sapiosexual Sadist” – Madame Mina De Sade-Fatale

Arts, Science & Media

“Best Art Party” – Abby Martin & Mike Prysner
“Wildest AI Art” – Robbie Martin
“Best Art Café” – Fairouz
“Most International Yalie” – Gerry Weaver
“Best Live Callin Comments” – CutThePentagon – Fahim
“Most Poetic Comments” – Stan Kent
“Most Artistic Comments” – Kristen Rocks
“Best Free Speech Trial Tweets” – Stephen Lemons
“Social Media Support Sister” – Kacy TGirl
“Best Hairdresser” – Mark Brown
“Most Loyal Listener” – Don Pascal
“Most Bonobo Graduate” – Chris Gagliardi
“Best Rapmaster” – Ikkor the Wolf
“Best Singing Caller” – Maria
“Best Singing Dog” – Rufio the Dog – Manager: Brady Crow
“Best Captain’s Hats” – Dragon Steele
“Best Blast from the Past” – Barry Miller
“Best 50th Anniversary” – Gerard Damiano’s DEEP THROAT
“Worst Censor” – Mark Zuckerberg
“Worst Video Censor” – YouTube
“Best ‘Real Sex’ Nostalgia” – “Sex on TV” on “Sex Before the Internet” – Vice TV
“Shadiest TV Producer” – Zach Shucklin – Vice TV
“Most Flagrantly Obnoxious Billionaire” – Elon Musk

Bonobo Politics

“Bonobo Courage Award” – Palestine
“Bonobo Caring Award” – Jews for Palestine
“Bonobo Sharing Award” – Doctors Without Borders
“Best Journalist” – Julian Assange
“Best Journalism” – Counterpunch
“Best Interviews on Palestine” – Abby Martin – Empire Files
“Best Political Podcast” – Media Roots
“Loser of the Year” – Israel
“Loser of the Century” – Donald J. Trump
“Worst Yale Grad” – Ron DeSantis
“Worst Neopuritan” – U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson
“Biggest Phony Cafone” – Ron DeSantis
“War Criminal of the Year” – Benjamin Netanyahu
“War Criminal of the Century” – George W. Bush
“War Criminal of the 20th Century” – Henry Kissinger
“Worst War Profiteers” –Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, Raytheon
“Miss Ammosexual” – Lauren Boebert
“Miss QAnonsenical” – Marjorie Taylor Greene
“Kangaroo Court of the Year” – Arcadia City Council
“Worst Americans” – Supreme Court Right Wing
“Best U.S. President of My Lifetime” – Jimmy Carter
“Bravest Journalism”– Journalists of Gaza
“War Crimes Complicit” — Joe Biden