The 2022 Suzy Awards

Here are the winners to The SUZY AWARDS 2021!

#GoBonobos

“Most Bonobo” – Olivia Wilde
“Most Bonobo Couple” – Danièle Watts & Chef Be*Live
“Friendliest Primatologists” – Vanessa Woods & Dr. Brian Hare
“Best Bonobo Conservation” – Lola ya Bonobo
“Best Bonobo Conservation” – Bonobo Conservation Initiative
“Staff Award” – DrSuzy-Tv Staff

Sex & Pleasure

“World’s Greatest MILF, RIP” – Kay Parker
“Sexiest Show Call” – Katherine Peggy
“Most Sensual” – Shannon Coronado
“Hottest Dancer” – Onyx Muse
“Hottest Sex Therapist” – Coralyn Jewel
“Best Confession” – Kacy TGirl

Kink, Fetish & BDSM

“Most Dazzling Domme” – Goddess Phoenix
“Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” – Rhiannon Aarons
“Most Adorable” – Amor “Baby Block” Hilton
“Kinkiest Mask” – Man-Pet
“Best Kink Community Leader” – Mistress Cyan
“Most Sapiosexual Sadist” – Madame Mina De Sade-Fatale
“Kinkiest Royal” – William, Prince of Pegging
“Venus in Furs” – Mistress Erikka Rijks
“Hottest DomCon Virgin” – Alyssa Poteet
“Hottest Latex Look” – Mistress Porcelain Midnight
“Most Sparkling GemDom” – Madame Margherite
“Best Kink Model” – Goddess Severa
“Best Kinky Thespian” – John Barrymore
“Best Diva” – Dita Von Teese
“Worst Cuckold” – Con Ye
“Best Leather” – Jux Leather
“Cutest Comments” – GasMaskGirl

Arts, Science & Media

“Sexiest Comedienne” – Sally Mullins
“Best Interview” – DOSED with Abby Martin & Mike Prysner
“Best Artist” – Scott Siedman
“Best Dressed” – Cyn Yen & Stan Kent
“Best Harmonies (for 45 years)” – The Whiffenpoofs, Class of 1977
“Best Banjo” – Oscar Hills
“Funniest Yalie” – M.G. Lord
“Best Artist, Yale Class of 1977” – Phoebe Tree
“Oracle of Eli” – Gerry Weaver
“Worst Awards Ceremony” – Oscars 2022
“Most Poetic Comments” – Stan Kent
“Most Artistic Comments” – Kristen Rocks
“Most Pro-Bonobo Book” – “Civilized to Death” – Dr. Chris Ryan
“Most Inspiring Book” – “End of the Megamachine” – Fabian Scheidler
“Most Loyal Listener” – Don Pascal
“Most Bonobo Activist Graduate” – Chris Gagliardi
“Best Rapmaster” – Ikkor the Wolf
“Best Singing” – Rufio (Brady’s Dog)
“Funniest Fundamentalist Refugee” – Luzer Twersky
“Worst Billionaire” – Elon Musk
“Cutest Celebrity Couple” – Grimes & Chelsea Manning

Bonobo Politics

“Bonobo Courage Award” – Palestine
“Best Journalist” – Julian Assange
“Best Journalism” – Counterpunch
“Loser of the Year” – Alex Villaneuva
“Loser of the Century” – Donald J. Trump
“Worst Yale Grad” – Brett Kavanaugh
“Yale-to-Jail Boobie Prize” – Stewart Rhodes, Oath Keepers
“Worst Neopuritan” – Samuel “The Leaker” Alito, Jr
“Most Toxic Couple” – Clarence & Ginni Thomas
“Biggest Phony Cafone” – Ron DeSantis
“War Criminal of the Year” – Vladimir Putin
“War Criminal of the Century” – George W. Bush
“Perma War Criminal” – Dick Cheney
“Perma War Poster Boy” – Vladimir Zelensky
“Worst Peacemaker” – NATO
“Worst War Profiteers” – Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, Raytheon
“Miss Ammosexual” – Lauren Boebert
“Miss QAnonsensical” – Marjorie Taylor Greene
“Least Sexy Politician” – Josh Hawley
“Good Riddance” – Ken Starr
“Kangaroo Court of the Year” – Arcadia City Council
“Worst Americans” – Supreme Court Right Wing