https://drsusanblock.com Dr. Susan Block's Journal Wed, 18 Mar 2026 06:23:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.5 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stormy-students https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stormy-students#comments Tue, 14 May 2024 00:45:55 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=111709 by Dr. Susan Block. Brimming with joy, sorrow, a nice climax, a good laugh, a good cry, two songs, self-loving tips and a whole lot of bonobo peace through pleasure for a Free Palestine, I ride the rails of FDR once again with my great love and hubby of 32 years, Capt’n Max who gives […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stormy-students/feed 17 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-resurrection https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-resurrection#comments Tue, 02 Apr 2024 01:09:42 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=111287   by Dr. Susan Block.       It’s our virgin ride on Rumble – our first time – and there’s a first time for everything, but there’s only one first time for anything; you never get to have a second *first time.* Such is the mystery of virginity on the air and everywhere. Why do radio […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-resurrection/feed 10 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-2024 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-2024#comments Tue, 06 Feb 2024 02:50:52 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=110920   by Dr. Susan Block       Friends, Romans, Countrywomen, lend me your ears, I cum to bury Valentine’s Day, not to praise it… Sorry to mangle Marc Antony’s classic eulogy in Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, but Valentine’s Day is fake news. A sugar-coated confection of disinformation concocted by the early Catholic Church, developed by the Victorian […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-2024/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fall-out-of-line https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fall-out-of-line#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2022 02:44:07 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=100653 by Dr. Susan Block.      It’s not like a police raid or mad outburst, but for me, it’s one of the roughest Love Train rides ever, mainly because Capt’n Max isn’t there. Actually, he IS there, right on the other side of the table from me, as usual, but he is silent. He won’t speak, […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fall-out-of-line/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-trump-nukes https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-trump-nukes#comments Tue, 16 Aug 2022 02:15:23 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=100105 by Dr. Susan Block.     Deal Makers and Dictators of the Global Marketplace, come to Mar-A-Lardo for the Deal of the Millennium: Trump Nukes! Yes indeed, our Conman from Queens, aka “FPOTUS,” has hawked every other Trump product to the Trump Train, from Trump Steaks to Trump University, Trump Magazine, Trump Water, Trump Vodka, Trump […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-trump-nukes/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-coup-anon-kink https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-coup-anon-kink#comments Tue, 26 Jul 2022 00:52:32 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=100021 by Dr. Susan Block.       When QAnon tries to do a coup, it’s a Coup Anon, and whether you love it or loathe it, if you’re in any way following these rather tedious yet occasionally “wild” Insurrection hearings, you’re in the grip of Coup Anon Kink. Then, you’ll want to hop aboard the Love Train […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-coup-anon-kink/feed 10 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-wars-suck https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-wars-suck#comments Tue, 22 Mar 2022 01:43:55 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=98788 by Dr. Susan Block.      Do you ever get that feeling you’ve seen this movie before? I have, and it sucks… but not in the good way. I really don’t want to see it again. Unless you’re a War Porn fetishist (the ranks of which are growing), I’m pretty sure you don’t want to see […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-wars-suck/feed 14 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-be-bonobo https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-be-bonobo#comments Tue, 15 Mar 2022 03:02:01 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=98701 by Dr. Susan Block.      Rumbling through the fogs of war, violence, pestilence and greed, we fear no evil, as we are guided by the light of peace, love and good sex along the bumpy but beautiful Bonobo Way. Be Bonobo. Save the Humans. Amen and Awomen! It’s all about sharing power, love and peace […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-be-bonobo/feed 12 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stop-war https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stop-war#comments Tue, 08 Mar 2022 05:48:15 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=98653 by Dr. Susan Block.      “Stop the World! I Want to Get Off,” the 1960s hit musical, told the subtly anti-capitalist tale of a man so obsessed with his own success, he cannot fall in love. “What kind of fool am I?” the poor rich man sings. And what kinds of fools are we who […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stop-war/feed 11 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-lupercalia https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-lupercalia#comments Wed, 16 Feb 2022 01:38:36 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=98439  by Dr. Susan Block. Bookending the High Holidays of Love with a little romantic V-Day sex, my Valentine and I take the Love Train between orgasms, celebrating Lupercalia, the original, pagan, februa-flogging Holiday of the Heart, and World Bonobo Day, honoring humanity’s closest Great Ape cousins, the Make-Love-Not-War, female-empowered, male-nurturing, sharing, caring, peace-through-pleasure-loving bonobos. Valentine’s […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-lupercalia/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-spanksgiving-2021 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-spanksgiving-2021#comments Tue, 23 Nov 2021 02:33:38 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=97677 Length 01:27:05  Date: November 20, 2021, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.     Season’s Beatings, Puritans, Libertines and In-Betweens, Happy Thanksgiving, and I hope you get stuffed… from both ends! And Slappy Spanksgiving! On Thanksgiving, let us give thanks, and on Spanksgiving, let us give spanks. Let us spank away the hate, greed and fear that divide us. And let us […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-spanksgiving-2021/feed 10 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-bagofrats https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-bagofrats#comments Tue, 12 Oct 2021 02:38:47 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=97309 Length 01:16:30  Date: October 9, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.   It’s our second Kink Month ride of 2021 on F.D.R., choo-choo’ing through the Tunnel of Love down the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, organic kink, female empowerment, male well-being and sharing resources in an equitable sustainable society, surrounded by beautiful kinky friends and […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-bagofrats/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fall-equinox-anthropocene https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fall-equinox-anthropocene#comments Tue, 28 Sep 2021 01:52:08 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=97060 Length 01:21:37  Date: September 25, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.    Falling in love in Fall flows like sweet sap down the maple tree. The sun rises later and the nights lasts longer, optimal conditions for cuddling up with someone you love and falling deeper into the warmth and intimacy between you. Though long-term love has […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fall-equinox-anthropocene/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-ball https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-ball#comments Tue, 21 Sep 2021 03:14:33 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=96984 Length 01:29:56  Date: September 18, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.   Life’s been a ball, hasn’t it? There was the Met Gala ball with AOC’s “Tax the Rich” ballgown, and #Ballgate with Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s vaccinated friend’s swollen balls. We also had Brett’s Balls virtually in our face (again!), when Crybaby Kavanaugh and four of […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-ball/feed 10 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-911 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-911#comments Tue, 14 Sep 2021 03:27:46 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=96926 Length 01:27:44  Date: September 11, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  As the Love Train rolls through the 20th anniversary of 9/11, we look back on those outrageous attacks like no one had ever seen before… or since. Will We Ever Know What Happened? 9/11. It’s a date that almost everyone knows, yet it’s one that’s […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-911/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-tex-ed https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-tex-ed#comments Tue, 07 Sep 2021 05:17:59 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=96857 Length 01:28:26  Date: September 04, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.   The Texas Taliban are cracking down on female sexuality as floods, fires and plagues rage—almost Biblically—beyond anyone’s control. Meanwhile, heavily armed and largely confused ammosexual incels roam the land, some in uniform, others not—shooting it up and beating the drums for war in the […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-tex-ed/feed 18 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-onlyfans-wars-bonobos https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-onlyfans-wars-bonobos#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2021 06:40:09 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=96790 Length 01:36:13  Date: August 28, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  Is humanity going bananas? Or have we always been this crazy, and it’s just the Internet click-bait mainstream media mixed with the hysterical social media that make us seem more bonkers than we really are? Or is the media making us bananas? Or is it […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-onlyfans-wars-bonobos/feed 10 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-duct-tape https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-duct-tape#comments Wed, 18 Aug 2021 01:21:27 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=96572 Length 01:31:45  Date: August 14, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  Slipping into a slinky pink latex miniskirt, I pledge my forever love and send my momentary regret to DomCon LA, where fabulous FemDoms and kinksters are now gathering to tie each other up and whip each other good… without me. Waaah! DomCon Mi Amor I […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-duct-tape/feed 13 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-vax https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-vax#comments Tue, 03 Aug 2021 01:41:41 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=96469 Length 01:27:55  Date: July 31, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  This show wins Reddit’s “Party Train” award, which is fitting because we invented the phrase “Party Like a Bonobo.” True, we aren’t currently throwing the glorious group sex parties we were famous for in the ongoing Coronapocalypse. But we still have love—for each other and […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-vax/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-billionaire-space-dicks https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-billionaire-space-dicks#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2021 00:44:50 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=96166 Length 01:25:03  Date: July 17, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  With so much of life on Earth being burned, flooded, starved, suffocated, tornado’ed and fried alive, the world’s two richest men—Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk—plus another fly boy billionaire with less billions (SIR Rich, if you please)—are “ejaculating their ego rockets” into space to determine […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-billionaire-space-dicks/feed 8 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fireworks https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fireworks#comments Tue, 06 Jul 2021 01:53:18 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=96085 Length 01:22:33  Date: July 3, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  It’s the Cusp of America’s Birthday as the Love Train pulls out of the station into the second half of 2021, flags waving and fireworks bursting all around us. I’ve long loved the sacred fireworks of summer: orgasms for the eyes on the 4th of […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fireworks/feed 11 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-gasmask https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-gasmask#comments Tue, 29 Jun 2021 01:01:09 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=96058 Length 01:27:36  Date: June 26, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  With lusty love for kinky orgasms, starry-eyed hope for Julian Assange to finally be freed from America’s chokehold in an English dungeon, nauseated laughter over the Sorest Loser being back on the Ammosexual American Vanity and Insanity tour, cheers for the Stonewall Rebellion flamboyantly GAY […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-gasmask/feed 8 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-birthday-gasm https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-birthday-gasm#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2021 11:42:49 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=94508 Length 01:26:30  Date: June 12, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block. To commemorate the day I was born, I am born again, baptized in the fresh clean Holy Waters of the new Bonoboville pool. Yes indeed, for my birthday, Capt’n Max built me a mini-pool on wheels(!), and then we had a mini-party around it. Actually, […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-birthday-gasm/feed 30 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-masturbation-month-mayday https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-masturbation-month-mayday#comments Tue, 04 May 2021 00:54:59 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=94295 Length 01:31:17  Date: May 1, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  It’s a trifecta of fiestas (if you’re tuned in live): May Day, International Workers Day, and the first sacred self-loving day of Masturbation Month 2021. Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Wankers and Monkey-Spankers, Workers of the World—and that includes Sex Workers—Unite! Smash your chains (unless […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-masturbation-month-mayday/feed 8 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-cops-squirt-420 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-cops-squirt-420#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2021 01:11:45 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=94231 Length 01:38:59 Date: April 17, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  America is now a 3.8 million-square-mile shooting range masquerading as a country. From cops to crazy people—including some crazy, ammosexual, sadistic cops—Americans are shooting to kill their fellow Americans like hasn’t been seen since the Civil War. Though other crimes dipped, murders surged in the Coronapocalypse. […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-cops-squirt-420/feed 11 https://drsusanblock.com/29th-wedding-anniversary https://drsusanblock.com/29th-wedding-anniversary#comments Tue, 13 Apr 2021 01:40:48 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=94170 Length 01:22:28 Date: April 10, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  One score and nine years ago, we surrendered to the kinkiest kind of human bondage there is: marriage. Capt’n Max was, still is and always will be the “Captain of My Heart,” and I am the “Master of (His) Soul.” It’s inscribed on the insides of […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/29th-wedding-anniversary/feed 18 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-easter-cuckold https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-easter-cuckold#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2021 00:40:48 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=94143 01:30:32 Date: April 3, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  It’s Easter Eve as our Love Train leaves the station, so we crack open an Easter egg of revelations regarding “The Resurrection” of Jesus, Persephone, Osiris, Dionysus/Bacchus, Spring and you. Yes, YOU. Want to resurrect your erection—or just your general lust for life… and the afterlife? Tune […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-easter-cuckold/feed 8 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-passover https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-passover#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2021 23:05:12 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=94124 Length 01:30:41 Date: March 27, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  Why are so many of us violent and confused? Why don’t more of us follow The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, the natural path of love, sharing, female empowerment, male well-being and good sex? We do we stay shackled like the Hebrew slaves in Egypt […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-passover/feed 8 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-massage-massacre https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-massage-massacre#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2021 02:22:51 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=94075 Length 01:32:47 Date: March 20, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block. It’s our 13th ride on the Love Train, now roaring through a Tunnel of Darkness as we react, mourn, explore and analyze the terrible mass murder of eight people in the recent “Spa Shootings” that started in the little village of Acworth, Georgia and spread through […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-massage-massacre/feed 16 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-poly-giuliani https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-poly-giuliani#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2021 03:32:07 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=94018 Length 01:28:37 Date: March 6, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  Unicorns, squirting leprechauns and bonobos—oh my! From the sapiosexual escapades of Rudy “Oozy” Giuliani’s lovely polyamorous daughter to the concerning complexities of Cuomosexuality… from the ballsy revelations of bonobo handshakes to why “Da Rich” better pay a “wealth tax” (with no loopholes!) or Da Rest of […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-poly-giuliani/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pain https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pain#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2021 02:47:58 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=93981 Length 01:33:12 Date: February 13, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  Was it a COVID-19 vaccine side effect? Or did he throw his back out—and where the hell could he have thrown the damn thing? We don’t know, but for the past few days, we’ve been trying to heal and just deal with Capt’n Max’s weird, excruciating […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pain/feed 8 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-rush https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-rush#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2021 03:21:04 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=93948 Length 01:25:44 Date: February 20, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  If you loved Rush Limbaugh, don’t get on this train. Then again, you might benefit from listening to a little loving, teasing, eargasmically pleasing and bonoboësque deprogramming from the Great American Cult of Rush that begat tRump, Fox News, Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro and a zillion […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-rush/feed 12 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-lupercalia https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-lupercalia#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2021 03:17:09 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=93914 Length 01:33:12 Date: February 13, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  It’s Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s Day, Ballentine’s Day (okay, Capt’n Max made that one up), Chinese New Year, National Tortellini Day, Single Awareness Day (a listener tells us about this one) and World Bonobo Day (#GoBonobos!) 2021, and we celebrate them all, especially LUPERCALIA, the original pagan […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-lupercalia/feed 13 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fantasy-tailgating https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fantasy-tailgating#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2021 06:30:11 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=93883 Length 1:28:08 Date: Feb. 6, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  Follow the bouncing balls (oops, they’re a little sweaty), as Capt’n Max, the Bonoboville crew and I take the 55th Superbowl Streamliner, tailgate-style, through some of the week’s games, wild fantasies, brave new realities, insights, eargasms, Big Tech’s “Dumb Bot Drone” censorship battles (on the […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fantasy-tailgating/feed 10 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stocks https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stocks#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2021 03:16:02 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=93836 Length 1:38:45 Date: Jan. 30, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block.  How can a BJ stop a thief? Is a “short squeeze” a Wall Street maneuver or self-pleasure technique? What’s new in cannibalism (#EatTheRich—now on special!)? Which posterior act did former Arizona Governor Mike Huckabee confess to committing with a corn cob? How can you have […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stocks/feed 7 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-libel https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-libel#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2021 02:01:21 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=93807   by Dr. Susan Block. Length 1:24:43 Date: Jan. 23, 2021 Whether you’re libel, libeled or just liable to go off the deep end in these Coronapocalyptic times, this show is for you. Actually, it’s for YouTube. But you can listen in (if they don’t censor it) like the proverbial “fly on the wall” (or […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-libel/feed 5 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fascism-fetishes https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fascism-fetishes#comments Sun, 17 Jan 2021 06:30:47 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=93756 Length 1:27:59 Date: Jan. 16, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block. Still reeling from the Rape of the Capitol, we are back on the train through 2021. It’s International Fetish Day, so Capt’n Max and I join the worldwide conversation currently swirling around actor/heir Armie Hammer’s alleged “cannibalism” fetish, as well as the more frightening fetish […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fascism-fetishes/feed 8 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-insurrection https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-insurrection#comments Sun, 10 Jan 2021 06:30:43 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=93730   Length 1:32:15 Date: Jan. 9, 2021 by Dr. Susan Block. It was “wild,” just as the Trumpus himself tweeted it would be (when he could tweet). To give it some perspective: On July 14, 1789, a mob of angry Frenchmen stormed the Bastille to depose their King. On January 6, 2021, a mob of […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-insurrection/feed 9 https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-virgin https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-virgin#comments Sun, 20 Dec 2020 06:30:20 +0000 https://drsusanblock.com/?p=93319 Length 1:27:44 Date: Dec. 19, 2020 by Dr. Susan Block. This marks Prince Max’s and my return to the *eargasmic* magic of radio. Both of us have long histories (since the 1970s!) broadcasting live on over 150 local, nationally syndicated and pirate radio stations around the world—from Yale University’s WYBC-FM to San Felice’s Radio Meridian—which […]]]> https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-virgin/feed 6