I love Stripperella! I can’t wait for it to be released in March! Anthony Winn… you and I are like this. Wait, that’s weird when you can’t see what I’m doing. What I mean is, you a very special friend to me. So special that we are going to put you in Special Ed. Zef to Death, bra! Gansta. Die Fokken Antwoord!! I love you and I am so glad that you were born on New Years and that you came over to our house to party. And it was so cute when you came over on 666mas, too. You are like family to me, bro. I get it.

Angela Sommers is the hottest most perfect specimen from sugar and spice and everything nice! I love my Heavenly Bodied Angel. Thank you so much for being my Batistas favorite porn star. That was the specialest day of my life and I am glad that you were there then and on New Years. Because you are just so delightful to have around. You make everything look, smell, taste, feel and sound better just by being in the room.

Shout out to Harper for being so witty and hilarious and inventive and for taking me to the happiest place on earth, Disneyland. I am sure you must be exhausted from trying to keep up with me at Disneyland.

Sir Master Liam. I like to play with you! It is nice to meet someone who finally understands. And is aggressive. And spanks me. And burns me. That was really, Really HOT when you burned me on the dance floor. I hope we can mutilate and skull fuck each other for eternity in hell.

And finally, my favorite married porn team Lyla Storm and Jeremy Conway. I wish that they were my parents… or my spouses. I LOVE you both. Like in a gay way. So look out. Oh yeah and I loved Lyla in my Spongebob slippers and her dress and her cake and her pussy and when she was getting fucked and her skin and her husband and AHHHH just everything about them is fuckin hot.