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by Dr. Susan Block.
Riding the Bonoboville Streamer into a brand New Year – with a Happy Nude Rear – we resolve to “Go Bonobos in 2024.”
Unfortunately, our Peace Train turns into a Bullet Train midway through the Tunnel of Love.
At least, we dodge the bullets, fending off the faux fighters, war-lovers, booby traps and beautiful, wily attention bunnies, and we manage to come out of the tunnel making love not war in 2024.
Nevertheless, it’s a bumpy ride, perhaps portending a rough year ahead, though everyone survives to live and love another day, so maybe it’ll all turn out okay. Who knows what this new year will bring?
We could guess, and even before we start this ride, I’m reluctant to hop aboard, being a little under the weather. Plus we’re short-staffed, and everyone is still a bit holidazed, as well as shellshocked by all the war porn, wrenching images of death and destruction from the hellscape that is Gaza under Zionist bombardment with American ordnance.
DaLove & BeLoveBut Capt’n Max and I have surprise in-studio guests from out of town: one of our favorite couples, seven-time “Most Bonobo Couple” SUZY award winners Danièle Watts, aka DaLove, and Brian James Lucas, aka Chef Be*Live, aka BeLove, stars of our Bonoboville Reunion, featured on Vice TV (now having surpassed 300,000 views!) and much more.
So, we put on our headsets and gather ’round the Speakeasy bar, speaking about the “unspeakable,” with Unscene Abe bartending the broadcast. As always, BeLove is a gracious guest, and delightful DaLove slips into her usual position of contrarian – maybe a little more contrary than usual – beginning by sweetly but firmly insisting on calling Bonoboville a “family.”
I prefer to say we’re a “community” which tends to have less baggage than a family, but DaLove wants to “unpack a little of that.”
With beautiful DaLove & BeLove. Photo: Selfie
And “unpack” that baggage she does, with her signature “poetic” flair, flinging its contents throughout the Train, practically pulling the whole baggage rack down on the other passengers. Fortunately, no one gets hit by DaLove’s flying panties or shoes, as our little Love Train braves the turbulence, even picking up a couple of other passengers along the tracks.
Porn star Hamilton Steele regales us with his torrid Tales of the Billionaire Class as seen through the eyes of a gigolo/sex worker who literally “fucks da rich.” For instance, one cock-size fetishist insisted they measure each other’s manhood. Another wealthy Cuckold hired Hamilton to play the Bull screwing his Hot Wife as he sat happily watching and smoking expensive cigars on sheets and towels worth more than Hamilton was being paid (Hamilton confesses to evening things out by pilfering a few towels – to which DaLove asserts she would have done the same as I voice mild disapproval).
Then Christopher Gagliardi calls in from the snowstorms of Englewood, New Jersey to thank us for his “Most Bonobo Graduate” SUZY Award (his ninth!) and express his New Year’s resolution to share “be a voice for change” for autism, as well as spread “humanism” through our “peace through pleasure” movement. I applaud Chris’ “courage” in staying pleasure-positive in this sex-negative and quick-to-cancel culture. Chris also vows to study hard at Felician University, where he is the proud host of his own college radio show.
We don’t want to empathize with Benny Net Nut!
Several themes recur, including the quirky joys of amputee sex, about which regular Callin’er Gerbil Penis drolly comments, “my penis cannot compete with a leg stump.”
We also consider the proliferation of war porn even as regular porn is more censored, though DaLove confesses to just discovering the wholesome pleasures of Pornhub.
Trying to put the brakes on DaLove’s apparent inclination to derail the train, plus her mounting desire for more erotic action, I whip her half-Happy Nude Rear, then BeLove spanks it, wholly happy and totally nude.
BeLove spanks DaLove’s Happy Nude Rear. Photo: Rodrigo Alvarez
It’s also the third anniversary of Trumpty Dumpty’s Insurrection, aka “Coup Anon,” if you’re tuned in live, but we’re too busy with DaLove’s attention-grabbing antics to acknowledge it.
No “Radical Empathy” for Net NutWe love DaLove and BeLove, but upon examining the “radical empathy” involved when actors like DaLove play the parts of, say, narcissists like Trump, and war criminals like Benjamin Netanyahu (aka Benny Net Nut), Max and I realize another reason why neither of us pursued acting careers.
We don’t want to empathize with Benny Net Nut!
We’re also out of time, but DaLove has a lot more to say, leading us all into on-air dust-ups that are entertaining (or so we hear from our engrossed audience), but uncomfortable. Max and I are passionately antiwar and want to end the show on a peace-through-pleasure note, but deliciously naughty DaLove appears to have a passionate fetish for provoking us.
Chilling with DRe Day after this intense show. Photo: Selfie
Finally, we come to the end of the line – at least for this show, with a plea for the world, including ourselves, to cut through the chatter of our devices, our intellects and our negative emotions – to go bonobos into 2024.
Listen up to this riveting show and… Make Kink Not War!
© January 6, 2024 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 626-461-5950.
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Length: 1:05:20 Date: Jan 29, 2008
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Asta Paredes and Catherine Corcoran, stars of Lloyd Kaufman’s “Return to Nuke ‘Em High: Vol. 1” on DrSusanBlock.Tv
Length 1:31:59 Date: Oct. 26, 2013
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Happy Halloween from all of us witches and bitches at DrSuzy.Tv in the new Bonoboville at LAX which I fly into on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom. Tis the season to explore scary sex, and in this show, that means horror movies (listen free above), a popular date night activity. After all, fear, in the right dose, can be a tremendous aphrodisiac, throwing us into each other’s arms, yearning for comfort and protection, even as our bloodstreams are racing with adrenaline that turns to orgasms with the flick of a tongue.
That’s the idea anyway. But most horror movies are just, well, horrible. Mainly because they’re nothing but horror and gore. Which is great for horror/slasher fans who lap up all that colorful carnage like porn. I am not one of them. And this is one reason I really appreciate the old cult classic B-movie Class of Nuke ‘Em High, and I love the new Return to Nuke ‘Em High: Vol. 1 (both Troma films). Because they’re a lot more than gore. In fact, they give you a little Al Gore with the gore—without being a bore.
These are horror flicks that flick their forked tongues at the whole horror genre. They’ve got enough scary stuff to keep you clutching your honey, but the foaming mouths and blown up body parts are oozing with brilliant satire, social commentary, progressive values and zany, trashy, out-of-control humor. The old 1986 original is about the horrors that erupt when a nuclear power plant in Tromaville, New Jersey poisons the water in the high school next door. The new version has a pseudo-organic food company, “Tromorganics Foodstuffs Conglomerate,” built on the site of the demolished nuke plant, which gives this 21st century batch of Tromaville high schoolers some yummy toxic tacos that make them barf and explode with the horror. Another plus in both films are all the attractive, half-naked young hotties—most of whom are damn good actors—frolicking, masturbating and fornicating among the barfing monsters and neon-green goo.
There’s a homey quality to the films which are made on a slimy shoestring by the very independent Troma Entertainment company, helmed by two of my fellow Yalies, Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz (though they were in Class of ’68). Maybe it’s partly because their fellow classmate, George W. Bush, was so annoying, but in any case, they partnered up to create the Troma team empire which has produced many cult classics over the last 40 some years. Dozens of stars, directors and writers, including Kevin Costner, Dustin Hoffman, Robert DeNiro, Trey Parker, James Gunn, Eli Roth, Oliver Stone and James Scharmus, worked for Troma or acted in movies that the company launched. Quentin Tarentino is a big Troma fan. Stan Lee narrates the opening of Return to Nuke ‘Em High.
So I’m delighted to get Troma-tized at the height of the Halloween season by interviewing a couple of the newest members of the Troma family, the two lovely and talented young stars of Return to Nuke ‘Em High: Vol. 1, Catherine Corcoran and Asta Paredes, just as the film is opening in festivals around the world.
Fans of the old “Class of Nuke ‘Em High” may recall the sexy young couple at the center of the action named Chrissy and Warren. In the new version, it’s Chrissy and Lauren (“Lloyd likes to rhyme” is their explanation for the names), a super sexy young lesbian couple played by Catherine and Asta. Though they say they’re not lovers in real life and all that hot activity under the covers was just tickling, they love their “reel life” lesbian relationship. Already, they’re becoming icons of LGBT love, especially in France where they attended the country’s first gay wedding. Neither likes to call herself bisexual. Asta settles on being “Kahlo-sexual,” while Catherine prefers to remain sexually label-less. In the film, she has a couple of amazing scenes with her character’s pet duck, including one which gives new meaning to the old saying, “Suck a duck.”
Asta and Catherine get cozy.
We talk about the old and new Nuke ‘Em High films which parody bullying, glee clubs, gang rape and school shootings, sex education, big cock fetishes, bad teachers and monstrous corporate irresponsibility, not to mention toxic food and nuclear power. The (simulated) sex and masturbation scenes (masturbatus interruptus) are hot, thus far unrated and very Tromatic! That is, lots of very nice, natural, bare boobs bouncing around and nearly naked people petting, kissing and simulating copulation until something horrific happens—like say, a toxic monster biting a guy’s balls in the middle of sex while blood and boiling slime pour onto his partner. And they say porn warps your sexuality. How about horror films? How about the daily news?
We also discuss other, more everyday kinds of scary sex like how Asta, who grew up in Texas, had to sign a virginity pledge distributed at her high school and plead with police officers who caught her having sex in a car. Meanwhile, Catherine regales us with details of the neon-green Tromorganic ooze that drips from everywhere, including between her legs in the cliffhanger ending of Return to Nuke ‘Em High. It’s actually gluten-free vanilla pudding. Apparently, the greener it is, and the less it looks like red blood, the more likely the film will get a less restricted rating.
Whatever the rating, don’t miss this newest release of masterpiece TROMA-tica at one of the festivals or playing soon on a computer screen near you! And support Troma’s exciting Occupy Cannes movement. As Lloyd Kaufman says, “Give art back to the people!”
AND support us here at DrSuzy.Tv where you can watch this interview with these two spectacular, Kahlo-sexual, Tromatic ladies as well as seeing such uncensored scary sex masterpieces as “Nite of the Masturbating Dead,” “Nite of the Fornicating Dead” and “Halloween Bacchanalia.”
I must confess that the aphrodisiac of fear works pretty well on this little witch and Capt’n Max. Or maybe it’s just all those bouncing boobs. In any case, Return to Nuke ‘Em High is a superb date movie!
Also featured on the RadioSUZY1 console (found by Ana at the post office): “Free” Batgirl art, courtesy of #GirlWonderExtraordinaire who leaves her paintings around town, asking that folks tweet or facebook them when they find them. Now that’s giving art back to the people.
Here ya go, #GirlWonderExtraordinaire! Photo: L’Erotique
Special thanks to our fearless manager and pinch-hitter producer Trixie Plenty (all corseted, whiskered and tutu-ed up as a sex kitten), Abe the engineer (Abraham Lincoln with a stovepipe hat as big as the mutant cock that grows between Asta’s character’s legs), Jade Song (our RadioSUZY1 tweetress as a Greek goddess), Capt’n Max as Capt’n Max (who told our Italian fans to go see Return to Nuke ‘Em High in Rome, his hometown), plus Mars FX, Gonzo Bonobo, John, Bennett and L’Erotique. Thanks, Condomania, for filling up our Trick or Treat bag with an assortment of condoms in all shapes, sizes, colors and flavors! Actually, one comes in handy right on this show for safer dildonic broomstick sex. Fear might be an aphrodisiac, but safer sex is better sex.
Jade Song, Gonzo Bonobo, Abraham Perez, Dr. Suzy with Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom (being serviced by Sky), Capt’n Max, Trixie Plenty, Mars FX. Photo: L’Erotique.
I hope you have a happy, horny Halloween, and if you’d like some Scary Sex Therapy, call the Block Institute. Whether you need help conquering your sexual fears or want to roleplay a scary sex fantasy, call us at 213-291-9497. Don’t be a Weiner and expose yourself on Twitter! Put your weiner in our hands and we will not out you! And we’ll be here for you throughout the holidaze…
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Luzer Twersky, Jessica Shores, Rainey Lane, Dr. Susan Block with Juxleather finger flogger & Anonymous knee-mask, Miley May wearing her Bonobo Way bra, Goddess Maya with Agwa. Row 2: Brett Ravage, Dark Phoenix.
Length 1:27:29:00 Date: Jan. 31, 2015
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For a mainstream star, Miley Cyrus is pretty wild, outraging elders Sinead and Cher (to name just a few) who tried—and utterly failed—to slut-shame the hyper-sexy young pop sensation… and that was before “Free the Nipple.” But Miley’s porn double, Miley May, is 1000 times wilder as a hardcore “Wrecking Baller,” and her DrSuzy.Tv debut is at least as eye-popping as the original Miley’s VMA performance. But instead of just twerking with bears, Miley May positions herself into the middle of an oral sex orgy with a horny, happily humping tribe of bonoboësque humans, plus a few fine sex toys to keep things buzzing.
The human-of-honor, sharing the center of the sex storm, is the birthday gal herself, that singing, squirting fountain of talent, charisma and effervescent exhibitionism we met two shows ago, a “professional masturbator” and mom (MILF!) of two: the one and only Rainey Lane, celebrating her successful arrival at the landmark age of 29. Rainey is a self-confessed “size queen,” so for her birthday, I give her a giant black “Jumpin’ Jack” Fukuoku vibrating dick, as well as assorted Condomania condoms, Agwa swag and a signed copy of The Bonobo Way. It’s a good thing Jumpin’ Jack is “waterproof” because when I hit her G-spot with its bulbous revolving head, Rainey makes it rain, baptizing me, Miley and several other grinning guests and cameramen. And no, it is most definitely different from urine (to emphasize that it’s #notpee, Rainey even urinates before she ejaculates). It’s Holy Water!
If we were really organized, we’d have Rainey squirt to extinguish her birthday candles. But The Dr. Susan Block Show has always been unscripted, which means nothing is faked, and the best-laid plans hardly ever get us laid the way we planned. Nevertheless, many do get laid (and lei-ed—thanks Agwa!) in this wild wet show and after-party, overflowing with sex, fun and wisdom.
No slouch in the “sex” department is Miley’s charming escort, Brett Ravage, a big, buff, ex-Marine who traded in his lethal weaponry for shooting the gun between his legs, which is plenty big enough to impress Size Queen Rainey so that she turns Bonoboville Communion into a double BJ, joyously sharing the job with Miley… whose tongue is as talented, in a different way, as the original Miley’s more famous oral appendage.
Accompanying the bday girl is her gal pal Jessica Shores, a.k.a., J sho, soulful and satirical rapster featured on the critically acclaimed and popularly criticized “Yeezus” album by Kanye West (can’t get away from those treacherous Kardashians) and who sings her own awesomely catchy song “Do the Miley Cyrus” (lyrics: “Do the Miley Cyrus… Spread it like a virus… We are so desirous… We do the Miley Cyrus”) a cappella as all the gals strip, twerk, tie up titties (Rainey expertly ties up Miley’s) give birthday spankings and play with the buzzing toys and lucky lucky boys. Speaking of singers, Luzer “tha Winner” Twersky, “Best Actor” in several film festivals with a crowning SUZY Award for “Best Pick-Up Artist,” announces his new career as a Yiddishe Yodeler, but that’s just a teaser. It’s Miley, Rainey and Jessica’s night to sing.
We even take a few moments away from ourselves mid-show to ogle Jessica’s video, featuring none other than our good buddy Ron Jeremy as well as Rainey and our favorite human sex-pretzel Amanda Blow. Then the four-chick-two-dick party continues, Dark Phoenix homing in for a Miley May lap-job, after which Miley is transformed into the Goddess Venus Cannabis, her shaved-bare yoni opening up to receive the Pussy Pipe as members of the Bonoboville congregation, one by one, come to smoke and worship at the fragrant altar between her spreading legs. Watch this scene, look at Miley May’s eerily familiar facial features, and it’s not difficult to imagine the real Miley Cyrus in this deliciously compromising position.
That’s some of the sex and fun. But what about the wisdom? Before we get freaky, we give props to our bonoboësque sisters in Code Pink for confronting former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger in the Senate like a collective human “Wrecking Ball” with his long and devastating record of war crimes (remember “Agent Orange”?). Then, inspired by Miley culture, I question my guests about their personal experiences with slut-shaming, and out pours a stream of emotional stories. Listen free above to hear these riveting tales of being slut-shamed, painfully and sometimes publicly (even in front of the so-called “slut’s” own children!), and how each woman copes with the slut-shaming that comes her way, usually from her closest family. I think we should honor sluts like we do studs, with more admiration than condemnation, and with affection and humor rather than contempt and scorn. The word “slut” is the female equivalent of the word “stud.” It’s about time we considered them equal.
Slut-shaming is pervasive throughout many human cultures, from Sinead calling Miley a “prostitute” on the Internet to the Taliban dubbing Malala an “obscenity” as they shot her in the head. The hate is nothing new, as provocative females have been slut-shamed to death since Cleopatra killed herself to avoid being paraded as a “whore” through the streets of Rome. One important difference now is that neither Miley nor Malala have killed themselves, apologized or shut up and tried to pretend to be good, subservient, little hypocrites. In fact, they are increasing their power and influence in women’s education (Malala) and smart-ass superstardom (Miley), even as they crush their would-be slut-shamers to the moral equivalent of dust. And, though not quite as famous as M and M, this show’s guests also do their best to lead creative, meaningful, vital, honest, sex-positive lives, which is really the best revenge against those jealous, slut-shaming haters.
Still, most of humanity has a ways to go before we can say that being called a “slut” is as prestigious and sex-positive as being called a “stud.” If we really want to learn to honor female sexuality, we should take a lesson from the bonobo females who refused to be slut-shamed and who practice a very interesting form of prostitution, as well as the art of seduction. Sluts are celebrated as much if not more than studs in Bonoboville. And to that we in our human Bonoboville say Amen… and AWOMEN.
What a superlative show and after-party! Even better, all these great orgiastic guests—Miley, Rainey, Jessica, Brett, Ron Jeremy (whom Jessica in Ohio mid-after-party just to confirm!) plus our own DP and Maya—will be back, in full force to celebrate VALENTINE/LUPERCALIA with us next Saturday! RSVP now to join us on this sure-to-be-unforgettable night of collective romance and adventure.
© February 1, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is an internationally renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels.
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Length 01:32:11 Date: Aug 10th, 2019
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Kinky sex and comedy are two of our favorite things, so it’s great to have a kinkster/porn star and a comedian as our featured guests on DrSuzy.Tv.
With Mar, Ana, Sunshine, Violet and Robert on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Harry Sapien
Plus the comedian is funny, and the porn star is sexy (which isn’t always the case), so it’s a double bonus show… with it’s own very special “Forbidden Photographs.”
VIOLET GOLD group selfie
After all, sex is great fodder for humor, and laughter is a mental orgasm!
Listen to Me on NPR
I start the live broadcast with a pitch.
Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners, listen to Me on NPR talking AURAL SEX. Photo: Bianca
Listen to me on NPR station WBUR & Reddit’s “Endless Thread” podcast “Gone Wild Audio,” talking about audio erotica, auditory sex therapy, the pleasures, perils and power of “Aural Sex”—from romantic to “consensual nonconsensual” (with the emphasis on consensual) BDSM—and more with congenial hosts, Brock Johnson and Mallory Sivortson. Things even get a little political when we play and discuss “Desert Susan.”
We also play and talk about our old-time Bedtime Stories for Adults: The Great Erotic Train Ride, Passions of the Plaza (not tRump’s Plaza, though he owned the New York Plaza at the time – but our Plaza in Brentwood) and Office Fantasies.
I’m not the only audiophile on this show. I’m on in the beginning and at the end—they start and finish with the best, of course—and in between are several other interesting folks telling their torrid tales of aural sex, and our very own Harry Sapien is on the show!
Listen to Harry’s sexy voice telling the hosts, “Dr. Suzy will be right with you,” before putting them on hold (they love our hold music), and you won’t need to hear the rest.
Bonobos love Aural Sex, hooting, moaning, laughing, shrieking and saying words of love humans can’t understand. Photo: Harry Sapien
Though you will want to, especially if you’re interested in the ups and downs, oohs and ahhhs of aural sex.
Va-Va-Voom Violet
Now onto our fabulous guests, starting with our pornstar cutie, kinky California Gal Violet Coxxx.
Violet Coxxx on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Harry Sapien
After looking at Violet’s Twitter feed, which reveals her to be “100% nympho” and “too much fun,” I’m so jazzed, I have to wear violet.
Wearing Violet for Violet. Photo: Selfie
This isn’t easy since I don’t have a lot of violet in my voluminous wardrobe, and I just wore my favorite violet slip for “Dark Violet” with Violet Meyers. However, I manage to find more violet (with turquoise accents) to wear for the new Violet, and she does seem to appreciate it, laughing and clapping her hands with glee and fluttering her brightly-manicured fingers with which she deftly reveals the inner “chastity” of this colorful “nympho.”
Violet’s Inner CHASTITY. Photo: Harry Sapien
But then vivacious Violet seems to appreciate everything… and is game for just about anything.
Pre-show with Violet, Sunshine and Goddess Phoenix’s whip turned to violet. Photo: Bianca
No wonder she dated Dex Carvey!
Dex Carvey
Dex, of course, is Dana Carvey’s son. Though I’ve never met him, I’ve always felt close to Dana Carvey and Mike Meyers’ “Wayne’s World” which satirized public access shows like mine while there was still public access! Dare I say “Schwing“?
Dex Carvey & Violet Coxxx as the Bonnie & Clyde of XXXmas. Hopefully, those are toy guns!
Since both Violet and Dex happen to now be “off the sauce,” I can just imagine them having hot sober kinky sex if Dex can ever get away from his famous dad and fellow-comic brother, “the Von Trapp Family of Comedy.”
I only hope, as they’ve moved on (separately) from drinking, they’ve also moved on from playing with guns to kinder, gentler toys like whips and chains.
Golden Comic
Speaking of comedy, our comedian guest, Robert Golden, aka Chico de Oro, having just arrived in LA four months ago from that other “LA,” Louisiana, is ready for fame, fortune and feet.
Introducing Comedian Robert Golden, with fellow guest Violet Coxxx. Photo: Bianca
Yes, the man has a raging foot fetish.
Robert unties Violet’s shoe like he’s unwrapping a present. Photo: Harry Sapien
He demonstrates his passion for feet by carefully untying Violet’s monster platform sneaker.
Robert frees Violet’s foot from sock jail! Photo: Bianca
Then he lovingly removes her sock to reveal her sole (and perhaps her soul)… as well as her pretty pink pedicured toes.
PHOTOS: HARRY SAPIEN
He also has an “itty bitty titty” fetish and, in keeping with his last name, doesn’t mind golden showers, if that’s what floats your banana boat.
This is not surprising, considering that he received a good portion of his early sex education from watching my HBO specials and Real Sex episodes.
Back on the Bayou, young Robert would watch m on HBO. Photo: Harry Sapien
I imagine getting that hefty dose of my sapiosexual wisdom and kinkiness when he was young and impressionable helps keep Robert, who attends Church twice a week, from descending into religious madness.
Robert “doesn’t judge,” but he keeps his distance from Jackhammer Jesus. Photo: Harry Sapien
Maybe that’s why he looks warily at my Jackhammer Jesus dildo, created by Divine Interventions.
PHOTOS 1-3: BIANCA. PHOTO 4: HARRY SAPIEN
Though he doesn’t stick to one denomination, Robert prefers Baptist Churches since the pastor encourages congregants to hug the person next to them at the end of the service. This encourages Robert to make sure to sit next to a hot woman.
PHOTO 1: BIANCA. PHOTOS 2-3: HARRY SAPIEN
Robert also has a bit of a spanking fetish.
Hand-Spanking Robert Golden’s happy hard ass. Photo: Harry Sapien
At least, he seems to like spanking and being spanked, and he’s been “naughty” enough (having arrived late, but not *too* late, since we start late) to earn himself the first of several spankings on this spanking-hot show. I start with Goddess Phoenix’s fiber-optic whip, then use my hand. But nothing packs a wallop like a book spanking, first with The Bonobo Way.
Giving Robert a Bonobo Way book-spanking. Photo: Bianca
Then we bring out the big guns: the Speakeasy Journal SPANK ‘n’ ART edition, the heaviest of our literary devices.
Rounding out our Commedia Erotica cast of characters is the adorable, sexy and funny, Sunshine McWane looking sultry in pin curls, blinding bling and a black lace slip that’s so sheer she has to wear pasties for the Facebook camera.
Sunshine checks Facebook Live while we check her nipples. Nope, can’t see ’em! Photo: Harry Sapien
She also gives her fellow comic, Robert, a few good thwacks with the Speakeasy Journal “SPLOSH ‘n’ ART” edition, all of which he takes in stride. Not that I’m saying he’s a hard ass, but our hands, arms and patience give out long before his buttocks.
Sunshine contributes a few Speakeasy Journal whacks to Robert’s bottom. Photo: Harry Sapien
Must be from sitting in all those church pews.
Spanking Violet
Nothing against Robert’s golden posterior, but the big treat—for me and Robert—is turning the whip on Violet.
PHOTO 1: HARRY SAPIEN. PHOTOS 2-3: BIANCA
I tie my #GoBonobos bandana through a ring on her collar, creating a makeshift leash with which I lead her to the divan which I drape in violet just for her spanking session.
Hand-Spanking Naughty Violet. Photo: Harry Sapien
First, we spank her with clothes on for the Facebook camera.
Violet “gagged” with my violet whip. Photo: Harry Sapien
Though Violet’s butt has more “give” than Robert’s, she can take as much of a wallop as he can.
Bonobo Way Book-Spanking. Photo: Harry Sapien
My spanks just make her giggle.
PHOTOS 1 & 3: BIANCA. PHOTO 2: HARRY SAPIEN
Then, with Violet’s enthusiastic consent, I give Robert’s golden palm a chance to whack her wonder butt.
Robert plays butt bongo on Violet’s drums. Photo: Harry Sapien
That elicits a shriek, but no pleas to stop or slow down, and the giggles never stop.
The harder he spanks, the harder she laughs! Photo: Harry Sapien
Violet does inform us that she likes to be “degraded.”
Violet strips down to nothing but her violet tube top – now around her waist – as we turn off the Facebook camera, and Max shoots for DrSuzy.Tv and the Bonoboville Lounge. Photo: Bianca
If that’s not “asking for it,” I don’t know what is. However, Violet’s “degradation,” as is true for all kink-positive submissives, must be consensual.
Hand-Spanking Violet’s naked derriere. See this image and more uncensored in the “Forbidden Photographs” on Bonoboville. Photo: Bianca
Later, we turn the Facebook camera to the wall, and Violet strips down to nothing but her tube top… around her waist.
Spanking the sweet spot just below the unicorn, so it’s red as Violet’s ribbon. See this photo and many more uncensored in the Forbidden Photographs section of Bonoboville. Photo: Harry Sapien
Now we can clearly see that our previous spanks with clothes-on really did some beautiful “damage,” in the form of big red blotches like a map of the world all over her butt.
Violet gets cropped. See this photo uncropped at Violet’s naked bottom and many more uncensored in the “Forbidden Photographs” from “Violet Gold” on Bonoboville. Photo: Harry Sapien
Her cute little tattoo unicorn on her left cheek looks like he got a bad sunburn.
Violets enjoys the sparkling sting of the violet whip. See this photo and many more uncensored in the “Forbidden Photographs” from “Violet Gold” on Bonoboville. Photo: Harry Sapien
Now that’s she’s naked and basically begging to be beaten—bad—I spank her with various implements, from a Jux Leather riding crop to a leather paddle and back to Goddess Phoenix’s whip.
And of course, more books.
Read the Bonobo Way or get red by it! Same for the Speakeasy Journals (notice Sunshine reading) especially the SPANK ‘n’ ART edition. Photo: Harry Sapien
Read ‘em or get red by ‘em!
The paddle packs a hard wallop, but we don’t break the skin (don’t particularly want to), and we certainly don’t break “100% nympho… too much fun” Violet. Photo: Harry Sapien
Literate kinksters do both.
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Plus we “spank” Violet’s cute nipples!
Feel the sweet sting of my magical violet nipple-whip. Photo: Harry Sapien
Not with books, silly; with my sparkling violet whip.
#FreetheNipple, Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners! Photo: Harry Sapien
And Click here to SEE the amazing FORBIDDEN PHOTOGRAPHS from VIOLET GOLD in Bonoboville.
Bonoboville Communion
All that spanking, church talk and freeing of nipples makes me thirsty—both physically and spiritually—for Bonoboville Communion.
First Lick, 1000th (or so) Communion. Photo: Harry Sapien
Since Violet isn’t drinking, she is my happy, sober Altar Girl, and her “altar,” aka her boobs, are adorable.
PHOTOS: BIANCA
They’re Robert’s favorite type of titty, being fairly small and all-natural (with lovely pink pierced nipples that match her pedicure!); I can hear him smacking his lips as I commune.
Freshly Waterboarded, Bonobo-Style and blessed by Violet’s Holy Sexual Spirit. Photo: Harry Sapien
So, my Communion is quite heavenly, as is my Waterboarding Bonobo-Style with Agwa de Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur. Cheers!
Robert looks so thirsty—physically and spiritually—that we offer him Communion too.
Sunshine painstakingly – and somewhat painfully – removes her pasties for Bonoboville Communion. Photo: Harry Sapien
Fellow comic Sunshine plays Altar Girl, though first she has to pull her pasties off, an excruciating process, especially for poor Sunshine’s super-sensitive nipples. But she’s a trooper, and pulls those damn things off, revealing her mammarial loveliness.
PHOTOS: BIANCA
Robert gets right into his Communion ritual duties, licking the sacred salt off Sunshine’s nipple like it’s the holy wafer of God, waxing poetic about Dionysus, as we discuss the similarities between the people-oriented Wine God and another immortal who walked among the mortals and turned water into wine, Jesus.
Jesus and Dionysus
He also has a major biting fetish (Robert, not Jesus… though who knows?), but we don’t let him bite Sunshine’s sensitive nips, and no, he doesn’t “sneak” a bite.
Robert (wisely) doesn’t take a bite, but his tongue does tickle. Tee heeeee! Photo: Harry Sapien
Then Robert the Dionysian Christian lays back between Sunshine’s heavenly thighs, the back of his head between her divine tatas, to take his Waterboarding, Bonobo-Style with a hefty double-dose of Agwa.
Robert gets Waterboarded, Bonobo-Dionysian Style! Photo: Bianca
Hallelujah! Amen and Awomen.
Nothing against the post-service hug at Robert’s Baptist Church, but Bonoboville Communion at the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way is way more fun.
Uncensored version of this show’s Journal Cover. Photo: Harry Sapien
It certainly puts a Bonoboville Communion recipient in touch with the great Gods of the Spirit(s).
Epstein Death Trumps Trump Mega-Death in Fake News
Which brings me to the political side of things. You don’t think I’m going to do a show without politics, do you? I’m just being polite, introducing my guests first and all.
One more sweet Violet nip-whip before we talk politics, murder, mayhem and the real “dirty” stuff. Photo: Bianca
If you’re tuned in live, we’re just learning that billionaire ephebophile, massage maniac, pimp to the rich and infamous and mean man about town, Jeffrey Epstein, is dead, or so they said. “Suicide,” they say. But Twitter says murder—oy vey! Some believe that he escaped, with help, of course, and swapped out a “lookalike” dead body, and now he’s living it up in an undisclosed location with Prince Andrew or who-knows-who.
Heidi Fleiss Signature Thong. Photo: Bianca
So, I’m wearing my violet Heidi Fleiss thong.
Celebrating Dennis Hof’s birthday in simpler times (at least they seemed simpler) at Kitty’s Cathouse
No, it’s not in “honor of” anybody, but just because Heidi was good friends with the late Cathouse Pimp of Pimps, Dennis Hof—kind of the Ghislaine Maxwell to Hof’s Epstein; though the 72-year-old Hof preferred 22-year-olds to teenagers. Max and I met Hof in the early 1990s; we were friends, bonding over our mutual belief in the decriminalization of sex work and the healing power of pleasure, until he switched from Libertarian to Republican, reconfiguring himself into the “Trump from Pahrump” (Roger Stone‘s moniker for him) for his remarkably successful foray into Nevada politics (with Tucker Carlson’s blessing!) that almost put him squarely into the Nevada state legislature. Somewhat miraculously, this self-confessed pimp won the Republican nomination which meant, in that super-Republican area, he had the seat. This took a lot of “real” Republicans by surprise. It also made them nervous. Then suddenly, right after his big birthday party and right before the election, Hof was found dead of cardiac arrest.
Spinning theories about Epstein-Barr & Post-Trump Sex Disorder with one of my favorite Conspiracy Buff clients. Photo: Selfie
Very strange, kind of like Epstein’s death, in strict federal custody with no videotape of what happened. Very strange indeed.
Was it tRump? Billdo? Or both? Photo: Selfie
It seems there are an equal number of Republican Conspiracy Theorists (including A-Donald Twittler himself) who believe that Epstein was killed or secretly freed by the Clintons, and Democrats who think it’s the doings of the Trump Crime Family. Trump, being President, would have easier access to the prison, especially with his “appalled” Attorney General Bill Barr (whose Dad was the headmaster of the prestigious Dalton School hired the 20-year-old college drop-out Epstein to teach math, as he tried to pick up high school girls) yanking others’ chains under his command. Some even say both. Is this the new Epstein-Barr virus, putting the entire nation at risk? What do you think? Do you even care? Did it distract you from the mass-murders?
It certainly took most people’s attention away from the Trump Crime Family’s numerous crimes, at least for the day. It also got rid of Epstein—clumsily, but (thus far) effectively.
Spanking Presidunce tRump’s balls with his MAGAt cap for giving us all the Epstein-Barr virus, distracting from his even greater crimes against humanity and the environment. Photo: Harry Sapien
While I’m musing about all of these mysteries, Keef Ward comments on Facebook Live, “How about the media blaming Russia?” quoting Joe Scarborough tweeting: “ A guy who had information and would have destroyed rich and powerful men’s lives ends up dead in his jail cell. How predictably… Russian.”
I guess that puts Joe on the “Trump did it” side. I too tend to go for that side, but not because of Russia. I don’t see Russia as any more meddling in U.S. affairs than Israel or Saudi Arabia, (interestingly, MBS was one of Epstein’s many notorious “friends“) and I’ve always seen the Trump/Putin bromance as one of the Presidunce’s less odious “accomplishments.” Moreover, though many famous people were on Epstein’s “fly list,” Putin wasn’t one of them.
Unless Russia is also responsible for the mass murderers and wannabe mass murders who quote tRump’s railing against an immigrant “invasion” or “infestation” religiously. Unless Russia is also responsible for putting migrant children in concentration camps. Unless Russia is also responsible for the ICE raids on homes and workplaces. Unless Russia is also responsible for tRump’s denial of climate change, weakening of the Endangered Species Act and promotion of an unabashed pro-fossil fuel agenda.
The mass murders are actually the easiest problem to solve. We don’t have to take away anybody’s video games or porn. Just the guns. Statistics show that the U.S. matches up with other countries in everything else—from video game usage to mental health issues. However, we have lots more guns—close to 400 million guns in a country with less than 330 million people—and lots more mass murder.
Just thought I’d throw this in here to break things up :-)
We also have lots more wars which tend to become military occupations, also with lots of guns and ammo, not to mention tanks and bombs. And let’s not forget the arms we sell to the Saudis for top dollar. The Military-Industrial Complex gives their Homeland wing (the police) used military equipment so the military can buy (with taxpayers’ money, of course) brand new guns and bombs from Boeing and Lockheed-Martin while American police point military grade equipment at fellow citizens.
We need gun control in America, but that needs to include the police, as well as the American military. We live in a violent culture, but it’s not because of video games or rap music. It’s because we’re in a state of Perma-War with troops patrolling the world and an increasingly militarized police back home, with a huge and growing Prison-Industrial Complex, a place where even a billionaire can be killed—or allowed to kill himself—if he knows “too much.”
It’s a tall order, Brothers and Sisters, but if we truly want a less violent culture, we have to start with the American military and police as well as the NRA, the entire American Killing Industry, along with the white supremacist nutjobs crazed incels and PTSD-rattled military vets mowing down the Walmarts, churches, nightclubs and schools of America.
Make Love Not War. Be Golden, Not Greedy. Be Violet, Not Violent. Photo: Selfie
Make Love Not War!
Shooting Sunshine with My trusty Water Pistol. Photo: Bianca
Shoot Water Guns, Not Real Guns!
Another Shooting with No Casualties! Shoot Water Guns, Not Real Guns! Photo: Harry Sapien
Follow the Bonobo Way.
Follow the Bonobo Way. to Peace through Pleasure. Photo: Harry Sapien
Speaking of ICE… between Jeffrey Epstein and Jared Kushner, and let us never forget the beastly Bibi Netanyahu, I haven’t been very proud of my lonsmen lately. But I’m happy to see, as I write this, a Jews Against Ice sit-in of about 1000 people on the remembrance holiday of Tisha B’Av, at the Amazon’s Manhattan retail bookstore (where I’m sure a lot of Jews shop), protesting Amazon Web Service’s (AWS) cloud-computing contracts with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
#JewsAgainstIce
I would also protest Amazon’s technical support for other branches of the police and Pentagon, but I appreciate that they want to focus their action and you’ve got to start somewhere! Forty protestors were arrested, and a point was made, almost knocking Epstein out of the headlines. #GoBonobos for #JewsAgainstIce! People of all groups who want positive change have to get away from Twitter and out into the streets. bookstores and factories… and then tweet the photos, of course.
More Pool Time, More Love
It’s cooled off a few degrees, but it’s still hot-hot-hot in Bonoboville.
Cool your soles, calm your soul. Photo: Selfie
So I get in a little pool-time before showtime.
It’s more of a plastic outdoor bathtub than a pool, but it’s fun to hang out in.
Floatie Dolphin “Breeding” ;-D Photo: Selfie
In preparation for our future show with Dolphin Guy, I play around with a couple of dolphin floaties, Dolph and Dolly.
It’s good to have a porpoise in life ;-) Photo: Selfie
Then I just enjoy the pleasures of water, the essence of life, which is, tragically, becoming more and more of an endangered “species.” But then, isn’t everything good and natural?
H2O Semi-Immersion Therapy. Photo: Selfie
Meantime…. H20 bliss.
Then, hours later, after the show and the after-party, I relax into another kind of bliss in the arms of the Captain of My Heart.
Bonobo Sapien couple sires violet bonobo baby in their golden years! Photo: Selfie
Just because America and the whole damned world’s going to hell-in-a-handbasket of bullets, bomblets and bombastic rhetoric doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take time to enjoy a few orgasms… while you can.
© August 10, 2019. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.
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“101 Vagina” author Philip Werner, Dr. Susan Block, Trixie Plenty. Photo: L’Erotique
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Taking a “deep” look into “vagina” conjures images of cold speculums entering hot lips. But what the 101 confessions, stories, poems and paeans in 101 Vagina deeply penetrate are the souls of the women that author Philip Werner photographed for this beautiful, illuminating coffee table book.
Coming straight to RadioSUZY1 studios from his opening at Downtown LA’s Think Tank art gallery, Philip joins us live mid-show to chat about art, porn, women, men, photography and, of course, vagina.
Purists will note that Philip’s elegant black-and-white photos of 101 different sets of naked, full-frontal ladyparts more precisely show vulvas, the vulva being the exterior of the female genitalia, the vagina being the interior. But each photo is accompanied by a very personal story written by the unidentified woman who uncovered her crotch for Philip’s lens. These are tales of love and longing, sex and birth, pleasure and pain, discovery and maturity, shame and transgression, blood and juiciness. Each dives deep into the physical, emotional and/or spiritual meaning of what we call “vagina.”
Moreover, Philip was inspired to do the project by Eve Ensler’s brilliant Vagina Monologues. Eve was famously taken to task by one of my mentors, Dr. Betty Dodson, for using the technically incorrect “V” word, though the two great ladies eventually made up, hopefully bonobo-style.
In any case, it’s understandable that Philip would prefer “vagina” for his art show. After all, if he’d called it “101 Vulva,” a lot of folks might think it’s a Swedish car show. Sorry for the bad pun; a vulva isn’t a Volvo, though it helps to learn how to drive it.
While waiting for Philip to arrive, Capt’n Max, Trixie and I discuss and show other vaginal and vulvular art throughout history and from our own Bonoboville art gallery, including Doug Johns’ gorgeous genital sculpture, Georgia O’Keefe’s famous vaginal flowers, Judy Chicago’s historic vulva-plated “Dinner Party,” Sayko’s vulvular life-castings, Bill Pacek’s functional, wooden “pussy pipes,” the late great Frank Moore’s vibrant digital painting of my own holy water-squirting “Pleasure Fount,” Annie Sprinkle’s “Public Cervix Announcement,” Nicole Daedone’s “Orgasmic Meditation,” Dorrie Lane’s Wondrous Vulva Puppet and “the V of her crotch” in Peyton Place. There’s a lot of great vagina out there, and that’s just in the art world
Philip bemoans the lack of commonly understood English language terms to denote the entire female genitalia apparatus. Words like “pussy,” “cunt” and “twat” fit the bill, but are a bit too vulgar for Philip’s tasteful presentation. This brings up the perennial porn versus art question: What’s the difference? Essentially, Philip believes that porn is what the creator feels the viewer wants to see while art is what the creator himself wants to make, but he agrees that this fine line of intent is difficult-to-impossible for any outsider to discern.
One of the goals of Philip’s art is to “confront the lies we are told about what’s normal…. It’s a shame when a woman is made to think her vulva isn’t normal.” Showing us 101 vulva/vaginas that are as different as 101 faces, each wonderful in her own way, shows us that the only thing that’s “normal” is diversity. Go see 101 Vagina at the Think Tank Gallery in LA or at the city closest to you on Philip’s whirlwind North American tour. You can also get the book. Or just strip down to your yoni, if you have one, and then look at her, photograph her, and listen to what she is telling you.
Of course, vaginas aren’t the only tantalizing, taboo body part in the art world. The human penis, especially in a state of arousal, is subject to as much if not more censorship than his female counterpart in the politics of art and culture. Art curator Dennis Barrie discovered this freedom-squashing fact when, in 1990, he and Cincinnati’s Contemporary Arts Center were charged with “obscenity” for exhibiting “Robert Mapplethorpe: The Perfect Moment,” an exhibit which featured, among other provocative images, an erect penis juxtaposed with a gun, and a bullwhip inserted into the late photographer’s own anus. Fortunately, Dennis and the center were fully acquitted of all those bogus charges. But the specter of being busted for “obscenity” hangs over every artist and curator who wishes to explore the many artistic mysteries of human genitalia.
Somewhat apropos of the topic of penises, we take a call from Alex who wants to know how to do a comfortable “standing 69” with his boyfriend. I suggest he hook a trapeze up to a beam in his ceiling or just put a chin-up bar in a doorway. Make sure the level is just right for mutual lip service. Then one of you can hook his legs over the trapeze or chin-up bar while the other can stand holding the first one steady, and then both can sword-swallow away. Hopefully, the blood won’t rush to the upside-down guy’s big head before the cum gushes out of the standing guy’s small head. And hopefully nobody falls and cracks their head… But it sounds like it could be awesome. Take pictures!
And speaking of penises, that’s next for Philip; at least for his photographer’s lens. He is already shooting for “101 Penis” as well as “101 Breasts.” Interested subjects are welcome to join him for a shooting marathon at the Think Tank gallery on his last day there April 12th.
Also coming up this Saturday, April 12th: Our 22nd Wedding Anniversary celebration at the deliciously dive-y Green Horse! Some of the hottest sexpots, sexperts and boho-bonobos in town will be on the show and at the party. For the list—which mounts every day—click here. Check out our Facebook Event Page for PG pix of last year’s anniversary bash, and join DrSuzy.Tv for the hot stuff.
Make your reservations now for the upcoming Lifestyles Festival, where we will be July 23-27. Come join us for a sure-to-be-amazing weekend of sun, fun and swinging like bonobos in the wild! This is the original Lifestyles Convention, revolutionary brainchild of our old friend Dr. Robert McGinley who created the “playcouple” philosophy. Accept no imitations!
Bonoboville is up and running in beta. Please give us your feedback, report problems and participate. Everything is free for now. Also we just started a Bonoboville Meet-Up Group which will allow our friends, lovers and members to organize events in conjunction with us, create income for all and spread the bonobo love.
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Tom Quinn, Playboy’s Miss February 2011 Kiley Johnson, Phil Varone, Dr. Suzy, Tara Lynn Foxx, Kim Kandy, Jackie, DrSuzy.tv Show Producer Tasia Sutor. Photo: Irwin
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It’s the autumnal equinox, and as the sun rises later and night falls sooner, humans find comfort in sex, toys and rock n roll, and so it has been since prehistory. Sex, of course, has been around a lot longer than humans, going all the way back to the cellular level of life. Sex toys—using inanimate objects for sexual pleasure—are also older than humanity. Chimps and monkeys rub their genitalia against tree branches. Years ago, I saw Lana, a female bonobo in the San Diego Zoo, bouncing a rubber ball vigorously against her big pink swollen vulva. It was obvious she wasn’t just practicing her dribble; she was using the rubber ball as a masturbatory sex toy.
Rock n Roll also has prehistoric—even, perhaps, prehuman—antecedents. Chimps and bonobos bang on hollow tree logs to make a kind of “music.” Kanzi—probably the world’s most famous “genius” bonobo thanks to his work with the brilliant Dr. Sue Savage-Rumbaugh—has jammed quite harmoniously on the keyboards with Peter Gabriel.
Charles Darwin hypothesized that music’s evolutionary purpose was for human sexual selection or, as Geoffrey Miller stated, the role of musical display was—and still is—for “demonstrating fitness to mate.” This is why rock stars often have even more active sex lives than porn stars. And this is why this show is so much fun!
Featured Guests:
Phil Varone: Some people have called him a “sex addict” (at least he played one on Celebrity Rehab), but to me, he’s more like the human epitome of “Sex Toys and Rock n Roll”—which just so happens to be the name of his new California Exotics sex toy line. Wild-armed drummer for such popular bands of the 1990s as Saigon Kick and Skid Row, Phil is also a stand-up comic with a celebrity sex tape that turned him into a porn star and a talk radio host with a new Playboy radio show, where I will soon be his guest. To explain the intensely intoxicating, erotic effects of rocketing to rock n roll fame, Phil reveals he wasn’t one of the “popular kids” in high school. So when he attended his high school reunion with a few hit records to his credit and found himself having sex with the homecoming queen and other previously unattainable hotties, his “career path” as one of modern rock n roll’s most sexually active musicians was set. It doesn’t hurt that he is the proud possessor of a massive penis, which looks even larger on his rocker-skinny frame, and is the model for his “biggest” sex toy: the Dr. PhilGood Dong. Now a swinger, not a cheater, Phil gamely unzips and pulls out his own dong for comparison, but it isn’t until the after-party that we get to see it “in action,” and yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, I am a witness: the original model and the toy definitely do match up. We also have some fun with Phil’s pleasantly powerful, vibrating drumsticks or “Sex Sticks,” bringing the act of playing your lover “like an instrument” to a whole new level. Then he breaks the big news that he and the other members of Saigon Kick have decided to bury their hate hatchets and will soon be reuniting for a concert tour. We celebrate by dancing and stripteasing to my favorite Saigon Kick song, the one they named after me, even though we didn’t know each other at the time (and they even spelled my name right):
Suzy had a dream
Of what she could not tell
She only guarantees
It’ll take you straight to Hell…
Of course, this Suzy’s “hell” is that little corner of erotic heaven on earth we call BonoboVille, aka Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy, aka the Block Institute, and considering the fact that as I’m writing this bloggamy, Dr. PhilGood is still hanging out here, “philling good,” I’d say he agrees.
Tara Lynn Foxx: Saying Auf wiedersehen before she flies off to Deutschland for the Venus festival and her first gangbang scene, this is the second time on the show for the newest Ms. Munkey Barz. After stripping down to her skimpy, sweet, polka dot panties in saucy rhythm to Saigon Kick’s “Suzy” song, Tara then enthusiastically shows us some of the many positional advantages to using the Munkey-Barz, using one happy Phil as her partner (where they notice they have matching star tattoos!). Tara also gets to experience the strong, “secret,” almost soundless vibrations of another one of Phil’s other toys, the “Little Black Heart” G-string bullet, and rides the Sybian into a rip-roaring, rock n roll climax, as I ratchet up the speed and manipulate her handy Munkey-Barz from behind.
Kylie Johnson: A virgin to The Dr. Susan Block Show, this sweet, 21-year-old, multi-cultural beauty with amazing all-natural measurements, was Playboy’s Miss February 2011 and is about to (more…)
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Speakeasy Family Hanukkah-Xmas Eve. Photo: L’Erotique
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No A-list porn stars, best-selling authors or champion wrestlers on this one. No, for Xmas Eve & the 5th night of Hanukkah, we make it a “Family Show.” But when I say “family,” I don’t mean Focus on the Family (and I doubt they would approve); I mean our very own Speakeasy den of denizens, artists and multi-talented resident perverts—the Bonobo Gang. From high-stakes Hanukkah candle-racing to a Nativity scene presented with Divine Interventions dildos and a Baby Jesus butt plug, we honor the winter holiday traditions in our own heart-warmingly debauched way.
I dress up as Dr. Suzy Claus in red bikini trimmed with white faux fur and a matching micro-mini garter skirt from Adult Play Parlor, and Tasia is my feral reindeer pulling in a bag of sex toys, also from Adult Play Parlor, with something for everyone in the Speakeasy family, almost all of whom are wearing Santa hats, like a platoon of depraved elves.
After some impressively naughty Agwa salt licking and a fascinating lesson in the Saturnalian sexual history of Xmas–did you know that Santa Claus represents the penis coming down the chimney (which is the vagina)?–the show explodes in a beautiful Hitachi-propelled Orgasm for Peace on Earth, Pleasure for All. Amen…and Awomen!
Meet Dr. Suzy Claus’ Elves:
Helen: General manager of the Dr. Susan Block Institute, she is this Hanukkah’s reigning queen of candle racing, having won three times in a row, as well as the Chinese side of the double Asian nipple suck-off.
Jonni Lynch: Newbie Jewbie porn star last seen on RadioSUZY1 on our Halloween Skydiving Sex show, Jonni reminisces about her childhood Hanukkah experiences being limited to a broken electric menorah and gets the cutest little mini-Hitachi from Adult Play Parlor, before breaking her boobs out for the double Asian Agwa salt nipple suck-off.
Tasia Sutor: Our effervescent show producer first appears as a kinky reindeer with red antlers and an Adult Play Parlor butt plug “tail” wagging behind her. Then she transforms herself into the sexiest snowflake on crystal clear stripper shoes and gives me the most adorable “Happy Dradle Day” card, addressed to “My Saviour: Dr. Susan Block” and “Dr. Suzy Jewzy” with a handmade pop-up drawing of me in lingerie and hat being crucified to a very large cock.
Jonny Napalm: Recurring RadioSUZY1 volunteer, Jonny may not be able to wrap a Santa hat around his Mohawk, but he has no qualms about unwrapping his proud member for an Agwa salt lick.
Ivy Thornton: Our social media manager, dressed in a delectable black number, accented nicely with the two ivory towers atop her chest, provides the grand finale to the show with her own Hitachi-ignited XXXmas Eve climaxxx.
Nori Carter: Our show technical director, IT, webmaster, bartender and so much more, Nori may lose the Hanukkah candle race, but he gets crowned winner of the double Asian Agwa salt nipple suck-off. So there.
Justine Middleton: Our lovely editorial assistant hides behind her laptop for most of this fine family program, but sneaks out momentarily to slobber salt onto Jonni Lynch’s arm, and show off some sweet little XXXmas ruffled anklets and heels, then rocks out with the hula-hoop in the post-show.
Lisa: Special Speakeasy friend and former resident manager here, Lisa loves her Adult Play Parlor “Buddy” vibe.
Callers:
Robert McQueen from Kansas City wonders if I’ll ever do a nude shoot for Playboy. And we wonder if he’ll be getting us a Cadillac for XXXmas.
Kent and Chi: Winter Solstice Orgasms for Peace activists, this couple traces the historic sexual, Saturnalian roots of Christmas. Did you know the Xmas tree is a phallic symbol, and the gifts around the tree represent drops of semen? Think about that next time you’re trimming your fir.
Weapons of Mass Discussion:
Family Show, Speakeasy Family, XXXmas, Hanukkah, Kinky Kwanza, Winter Solstice, Saturnalia, Family of Wonderful Perverts, Even Porn Stars Have Families, 99 cent Store Holiday Spirit, Holiday Sex is a Mitzvah (Good Deed), Sex with God, Holiday Sex Storytelling, Saying “Family” Sounds like a Cult, We Respect all Offenses, The Great Emotion Around Hanukkah Candle Races, Santa only Visits the 1% who Have Chimneys, Phallic Santa Entering Chimney like a Vagina, Blow Jobs for Jesus, Xmas Tree as Giant Penis Exploding with Lights and Gifts Around It Representing Semen, Santa is a Big Fat Dick, Bonobos
Performance Erotica:
Hanukkah Candle Racing, Betting Gelt on Longest Lasting Candle, Nativity Scene with Divine Interventions Dildos, Baby Jesus Butt Plug, Virgin Mary Dildo, Death Dildo, Buddha Dildo, Bautista Doll, Mary’s Booty Doubles as Balls, Antiseptic Fashions, Stockroom Speculum, Boobs Out, Sexy Socklets, Agwa Cult Koolaid-Drinking, Cute Agwa Salt Nose Licking, Licking Salt off the Back, Giggling, Boob Sucking, Floral Holiday Nipple Clamps, Reindeer Nipple Shots, Moving Targets, Cock Sucking at the Family Christmas Eve, Arm Slobber, Taking the Tits out, Duel Asian Boob Shot, Christmas Carols, Adult Play Product Pushing, New Squirting Realistic Cock from Adult Play Parlor, Anal Lube for Jonny, Ivy Sucking Cherries, Tasia as Reindeer with Red Antlers, Gag & Butt Plug Tail Pulling a Sleighful of Toys from Adult Play Parlor, Tasia as Human Snowflake in Stripper Shoes, Booty Popping, Lisa with Power Button, Squirting Cock Fight, Nailpolish Gifts, Love Pecks on the Inner Thigh, Ivy’s Orgasm for Peace, Double Snowflake Nipple Sucking, Merry XXXmas Orgasm, Candy Canings, Holiday Hooping
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https://drsusanblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/13/20180217_Lupercalia2018_edit.mp3Blessed by the horned, horny spirit of Pan (speak of the devil), this Lupercalia whips all the tension of 2018 into a great, mind-blowing, heart-shaped butt-spanking, orgiastic healing with the power to take us into a more inclusive, bonoboesque, peace-through-pleasure-making future.
LUPERCALIA 2018 on DrSuzy.Tv: Daniel Flohr, Chef Be*Live, Stormy Daniele Watts as Putin, Bratty Wolfie with tRUMP, Elena Rayn, tRUMP 2. Row 2: Ikkor the Wolf, Mistress Elle Zelena, Dr. Suzy, Rhiannon Aarons as the Luper (Wolf/Whore/Goddess), Mistress Jennifer. Photo: Jux Lii
Broadcasting live from Bonoboville on DrSuzy.Tv, Lupercalia 2018 howls like a wolf, parties like a pagan, beats like a heart and comes like the tender shoots of Spring.
My cave-like Womb Room becomes the womb-like Cave of the Lupercal. Photo: Hugo
Magically, we transform my cave-like Womb Room into the womb-like Cave of the Lupercal, and we welcome the wolves, bonobo sapiens, friends and strangers, lovers and sinners, whippers and snappers, floggers and floggees.
As is my Lupercalian tradition, I channel the spirit of Pan, Greco-Roman God of the Wild, the horned, horny old goat that the early Catholic Church cleverly renamed “Satan,” a central character in its relentless crusade to repress, control, damage and destroy all that is wild within us. After the Church destroyed the ancient Lupercalia by criminalizing its celebration, the people of Rome resented the loss of their late winter festival. Ahead of their time, perhaps setting the blueprint for the alt-facts movement, the savvy Church resurrected the symbols of Lupercalia, but sanitized and desexualized the great February festival, christening the newly appropriate festivities “The Feast of Saint Valentine.”
https://drsusanblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/13/20180217_Lupercalia2018_edit.mp4For centuries, the primeval and inclusive Lupercal has been lost to most of Western culture and, in its stead, we have been handed this exclusive, artificially sweetened call-to-consume (cards, jewels, expensive dinners, etc.) called Valentine’s Day.
“Friends, Romans, FemDoms… I come to bury Valentine’s Day, not to praise it… ” Photo: Jux Lii
However, in the last decade or so, Lupercalia has been making a comeback and there are various kinds of Lupercalian celebrations popping up all over the world, one of which the Captain and I attended in Berkeley, Ca. But I don’t think I’m hyperbolizing when I say there’s no Lupercalia like a Bonoboville Lupercalia, a wildly evocative feast for all the senses, including your sense of history.
Thus I, your humble High Priestess of Pan, attempt to tell the Lupercalia story (which is part mythology and part history, as all the best stories are), with the theatrical assistance of Bonoboville’s tremendously talented, totally unrehearsed and unscripted Commedia Erotica Players.
Lupercalian Passion Play
I begin with the Lupercal’s title role, the “Luper,” the great wolf-whore goddess, reprised by super sapiosexual, 2017 SUZY-award-winning “Well-Rounded Kinkster,” Rhiannon Aarons. She looks regally wolfish in a gleaming silver wolf mask and a fun fake fur that wraps seductively around those magnanimous mammaries that suckle the founders of Rome.
Wolves are almost as close to dogs as humans are to bonobos, and it’s also the Chinese New Year of the Dog, so it seems particularly auspicious that besides Rhiannon as the Luper, we have a couple of other wolf spirits in the Cave; the adorable Bratty Wolfie, who plays the Luper’s pup, and Ikkor the Wolf who plays himself, howling out the hiphop theme of Bonoboville.
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Besides meaning “wolf,” the Latin “luper” or “lupa” also means prostitute. In a way, though the Luper’s role is to nurse our heroes to manhood, the tale reminds us of the basic, ancient understanding of the healing and nurturing powers of the “sacred” prostitute. This is something we in Bonoboville can really get behind, and not just for doggie-style. Let’s decriminalize and destigmatize prostitution and all forms of sex work among consenting adults. It’s the Bonobo Way.
In the Bonoboville Forest with Chef Be*Live & Daniele Watts. Photo: Selfie
The other stars of the Lupercalia tale are Romulus and Remus, twin brothers who are played by dynamic, multiple SUZY-award-winning, pansensualist married couple, Danièle Watts and Chef BeLive.
Twin sons of Mars & a human queen, Romulus and Remus are born. Photo: Hugo
Many others have played the twin boys before, but Danièle and the Chef truly inhabit and command the roles of these superhero sons of Mars, the God of War, who are said to have created the city that ruled, and in some sense still rules, Western civilization.
Their mother is Queen Rhea Silvia of Alba Longa, played for Lupercalia 2018 by the regal Mistress Elle Zelena, a gorgeous, statuesque blonde from Australia who has made LA her home. Alas, not long after she gives birth to the twins, their mean old Great Uncle Amulius, reprised once again with nasty gusto by Capt’n Max (who was, in real life, born in Rome), tosses them, naked and trembling, into the Tiber River.
Romulus and Remus in the Tiber River. Photo: Jux Lii
The Tiber River is played by my lovely topless Lupercalian mermaids/assistants, Phoenix Dawn and Mia Amore in a dramatic near-drowning scene, whereupon the Luper saves the day.
Erotic and very comical scenes of interracial gender-fluid twins and a wolf pup suckling the Great Wolf MiLF’s teats ensue.
Bratty Wolfie shares Mama Wolf’s teast with her new friends. Photo: Hugo
Having grown strong and fearless on wild wolf milk, the twins leave the cave, and eventually kill their Great Uncle Amulius (Max does his death scene from the bar). Then they go forth to found the city of their dreams, together.
But they argue over a fence, or you could call it a wall. Then, as now, such man-made barriers to movement can be huge sources of contention. So, as Romulus is doggedly building his wall—a “Beee-yoo-ti-full wall,” as Humpty Trumpty might say, sitting on this Great Wall before the inevitable Fall—Remus jeers at its construction and even jumps over it, just to show how silly the great wall is.
Remus jumps over Romulus’ wall just to show him how useless walls can be. Photo: Jux Lii
Then, in a fit of humiliated sibling rivalry reminiscent of the Judeo-Christian Bible’s Cain killing Abel, Romulus murders Remus; hotheaded fratricide being a recurring theme among both pagans and monotheists. Danièle, a highly accomplished thespian, and the Chef, who knows how to stir up excitement, really “kill” this scene.
The consummate politician, Romulus professes to be filled with “regret” upon “accidentally” killing his beloved brother, but he says nothing about gun control–I mean, he wastes no time in founding the city of both of their dreams, and naming it after himself, of course. Otherwise, all roads (or at least some) would lead to Reme.
But wait—there’s a sequel. Remus may be dead, yet his spirit lives on in sort of a college fraternity, the Luperci Fabii, as does that of Romulus in the Luperci Quintilii. As time passes, these two “fraternities,” populated by young, nearly naked, Roman “frat boys,” meet at the Ides of February every year within that dark, womb-like cave of the Lupercal where the She-Wolf/Whore (Luper/Lupa) once suckled and loved their twin great-great-grandfathers.
Elena Rayn (under the fur) is Bonoboville’s “Goat Sacrifice” for Lupercalia 2018. Photo: Hugo
In the ancient cave, the naked young frat bros and their priestly leaders sacrificed a goat, honoring Pan. Here in the Womb Room Cave of the Modern Lupercal, our “sacrificial” goat is played by singer Elena Rayn, who happens to be wearing a lovely fake fur jacket that makes her appear somewhat goatish. Rather than actually killing our sacrificial goat, we give her a spanking. Later, the goat gets even by spanking Phoenix with a Jux Leather slapper.
After the sacrifice, the Lupercii would mark each other’s foreheads with the red blood of the sacred beast.
I mark Queen Rhea Silvia, played by Mistress Elle Zelena, with the symbol of Venus, Goddess of Love, Lust and Beauty. Photo: Jux Lii
Here in the Womb Room, I use red lipstick instead of goat’s blood, drawing hearts, crosses, a penis (on Romulus/Be*Live), an X and a V (on the resurrected Remus/Daniele), etc. on foreheads uplifted to Olympus. Upon being marked, the original Lupercalians laughed ritualistically. We laugh spontaneously. I mean, at this point, the whole scene is pretty hilarious.
Meanwhile back in the old cave, the Lupercii would eat goat meat and drink wine (we observe this probable historic factoid later in the show with Bonoboville Communion). As some Lupercii got religiously plastered, others remained sober enough to cut strips from the goatskin, making loincloths and leather whips they called “februa” (and yes class, that’s where we get the word “February”). Our februa are multi-colored strips of Jux Leather provided by Jux Lii.
Thus equipped and very drunk, the Lupercii of yore would sprint out of their womb-like cave, laughing and howling like wolves. They’d race through the hills and towns, wielding their goatskin februa, as they gaily whacked and stroked the hands and willing behinds of women, also drunk, looking for luck, love and perhaps a baby, as well as some of the luck-seeking and/or fun-loving men in the populace.
The Running of the Lupercii of Bonoboville. Photo: Hugo
We reenact this event the Romans called “The Running of the Lupercii” with great panache. The big difference between us and them (besides not having the streets of Rome to run through) is in gender dynamics. Whereas historically, all of the Lupercii were young noble men, our Lupercii are mostly ladies of various ages.
One of those ladies is Mistress Jennifer, a pro-Domme from Houston with a penchant for flogging. We’re especially excited to meet Ms. Jennifer in-person since we have gotten to know her this past year over the phone and online as one of the most popular therapists with the Dr. Susan Block Institute.
Let the Flogging Begin! Photo: Hugo
Mistress Jennifer demonstrates her flogging skills on Jacob the Chimesmaker, who’s doing penance for something awful he did; we can only imagine what (and purposely don’t ask).
Meanwhile Mistress Elle Zelena flogs and spanks Bratty Wulfie, and everybody in the Womb Room, drunk on history and collective mythology, starts to get into the Lupercalian spirit. As the februa fly, I spy Christine Dupree in the crowd and invite her on stage to mark a lipstick heart on her forehead and give her a spanking for being late. Might as well throw a “naughty girl” spanking into the Lupercalian pandemonium.
Putin on a Ritz with Stormy Danièle
We whip right along through the break and then come back to find we’re in some convergence of Fellini’s Satyricon and a G20 Summit.
Among the femdoms, singers and kinksters gathered around my broadcast bed continuing the Lupercalian festivities is Russian President Vladimir Putin sitting—very bromantically, to say the least—in Donald Trump’s lap.
I must say, Putin steals the show. So I steal his cover-up, revealing the startling truth: Vladimir Putin is a black woman, a very beautiful, stark naked, black woman.
Actually, the truth is more complicated, and so is Putin’s sexuality and racial composition, not to mention his character. Quite a charming fellow, really—at least he is here during his brief visit to Bonoboville, which doesn’t in any way excuse his great evils, one of which is being the richest human on the planet, mostly through extremely ill-gotten gains.
Danièle Watts as Bonobo Putin steals the Lupercalia. Photo: El Dee
In case you haven’t figured it out, our Putin is played (with a flawless Russian accent and superb comic timing) by that same fine actress who made Remus come alive and then drop dead at the hands of his brother: Danièle Watts really deserves a Golden Globe for tour de force, but alas, that kind of awards show never honors truly revolutionary work. Well, I smell a SUZY award…
Trump is played by “tiny” Tim Sewall. He gets it pretty easy this show, just a little flogging, and mostly just sits with Putin in his lap, the two of them nuzzling bromantically.Then there’s our tRUMP doll which we gag and spank repeatedly. If the voodoo is ever going to work, Lupercalia might be a good time for it.
Ms. Elle Zelena takes particular glee in gagging our tRUMP doll with a toy gun for neglecting to even mention guns after the Valentine’s Day Massacre of 2018 at a Florida high school, which I spank her with his favorite Forbes. Photo: Jux Lii
Coincidentally, I first learned about Lupercalia in 2006, the same year that Trump asked Stormy Daniels to spank him with a Forbes Magazine for his own private Lupercalia. In light of the ongoing revelations, I intermittently call Ms. Watts “Stormy Danièle” on this show. She certainly is a tempest of many talents on display at Lupercalia.
Musical Lupercalian Bacchanalia
And on we go from a mythological Lupercalia to a musical Lupercalia. Singer/guitarist Daniel Flohr strips down off-camera and wearing nothing but his acoustic guitar, makes his Bonoboville debut singing a cover of “I’m Writing a Novel” by Father John Misty.
Daniel Flor sings naked, wearing nothing but his guitar, on DrSuzy-Tv for Lupercalia 2018. Photo: Jux Lii
This is a risky move for any guy, but the gamble pays off for Daniel as the Womb Room goes wild for his “novel.”
Not to be outdone, Elena Rayn takes us higher.
The calm before the Elena Rayn storm. Photo: Hugo
With Be*Live’s eager assistance, she strips down right in front of us to sing “Body Parts” as the Womb Room pulsates in Lupercalian bliss, dancing, romancing, flogging and blogging (well, taking pictures) all together, in collective ecstasy, as her nightingale voice guides us through her erotic musical fantasy land.
Eager Elena even invites the femdoms and guy doms to spank, flog and hit her with februa as she sings naked and free.
Elena Rayn electrifies Bonoboville and puts the lust in Lupercalia 2018. Photo: Hugo
Our sacrificial goat, she suffers for our sins, takes a stinging and keeps on singing. Whatta rock star!
Tangled Up in Februa as she sings: Elena Rayn sings as she gets whipped naked on Lupercalia in Bonoboville 2018. Photo: Jux Lii
Like a wild wolf pack, Lupercalia 2018 starts to take on a life of its own, and we almost miss Bonoboville Communion. Considering how much drinking those Lupercii do, that would be a shame.
Bonobo Putin agrees to serve as Altar Boy (or Girl?) for Bonoboville Communion with Bratty Wolfie. Photo: Slick Rick
But never fear, Bonobo Putin is here to graciously offer one incongruously tanned, mocha moob to Bratty Wolfie as an altar before we show the unnervingly sweet dictator how we do waterboarding, bonobo-style with a shot of Agwa de Bolivia Coca Leaf Liqueur.
It’s all very absurd and totally surreal… like the news these days.
Ikkor the Wolf is howling for Lupercalia and Putin is dancing up a Stormy Danièle. Photo: Jux Lii
Then the Wolf of Bonoboville claims his Cave.
Ikkor the Wolf takes the Womb Room stage and howls “She Bad,” while the Lupercii “move that thang, shake that thang,” and Stormy Danièle twerks up a storm in the Putin mask and nothing else.
Happy Lupercalia! Yes, even tRUMP is here to take his punishment. Photo: Jux Lii
It’s wild!
Gone Lupey
We go way into overtime, Bonoboville is lupey for Lupercalia. Just before the end of the live broadcast, Capt’n Max brings out a mock-up of our new print publication, Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy Magazine (designed by our bartender Clemmy Cockatoo), and the Womb Room goes even wilder.
Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy Magazine is coming soon! Photo: Hugo
The first issue is “Splosh ‘n’ Art,” and features none other than Danièle Watts and Chef Be*Live.
The whippings, floggings and spankings continue with some heart-shaped asses glowing as red as a Valentine.
USC saved my life and gave Max this heart pillow after his triple bypass. But honestly, the shape looks a lot less like the cardiac organ than this seat of well-whipped Lupercalian buns. Photo: Jux Lii
Bratty Wolfie shows she can really take continuous wallops to the rear. What a star Lupercalian!
Brigitte’s bottom is a perfect Lupercalian heart. Photo: Hugo
Then there’s our favorite mother of five with an ass like a gymnast. Sleek and sexy Brigitte, brings that hot ass up to my bed for an over-the-knee spanking. And another red-hot Lupercalian set of buns gets beaten.
Later, with Be*Live behind her and Phoenix between her legs operating a MyFreeCams Hitachi-like rechargeable vibrator (safely covered in a Glyde condom), Stormy Danièle has a Lupercalian orgasm.
Lupercalian Climax. Photo: Hugo
Then, after a few more rounds of lust and friendship (Hermann the Hash restauranteur returns) and many more spankings of heart-shaped asses… so do the Captain and I.
Lupercalia 2018: Speakeasy Bar in Bonoboville Selfie.
Happiest of Happy Lupercalias! Let your Inner Wolf howl through the next 10 months of 2018….
Lupercalian Prime Mates. Photo: Selfie
Thanks to Our Volunteers: Videographers- Kris. A, TS Bozeman; Photographers – El Dee, Hugo Flores, Jux Lii, Slick RIsk; On-Campus Bonobos – Abe Perez, Camille Rosebud, Mita Altair, Harry Sapien, Gideon Grayson, MarsFX, Clemmy Cockatoo, Ana & Miguel.
Happiest of Happy Lupercalias from Bonoboville (for names, see group photo above). Photo: Jux Lii
© Feb. 18, ,2018. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.
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by Dr. Susan Block.
It’s the Eve of Xmas Eve as Capt’n Max and I broadcast live, sliding down your chimney with gifts (awards!) if you’ve been sex-positive, and coal in your stocking if you’ve been a war criminal. That’s the boobie prize—and I don’t mean Jingle Jugs.
It’s the SUZYs 2023!
Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism, erotic performance, pro-sex activism, antiwar politics and Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather, for the 12th consecutive year…
Are YOU a winner?
Well before XBIZ, the AVNs, the TEAs, the Oscars, Critics Choice, the Grammys, the Tonys, the Emmys, the BAFTAs, NAACP, XRCO, SAG and MTV awards and the Golden Globes trot out their awards, we are here to acknowledge the best and worst of 2023 with the DrSusanBlock.tv Awards, a.k.a., “The SUZYS.”
So… Merry XXXmas, Sexmas, Festivus, Happy Kwanza, Happy Pancha Ganapati, Io Saturnalia, Happy Anti-Zionist Hanukkah, Happy Whatever You Celebrate 2023, Winter Solstice Cheer AND a Happy Nude Rear! We’re looking up the ass of the past year!
Our goal, as always (besides having a cum-ton of fun), is to advance the noble cause of sex education—more important than ever, as we face draconian crackdowns on sexual speech and activity by Big Tech, Big War and our Supreme Court Injustices. We also aim to inspire peace on earth, better erotica, pro-sex work, antiwar politics and free speech activism, as well as to save the real bonobos from extinction and support a more bonoboësque, Make Love Not War/Make Kink Not War ethos in the world.
Speaking of “ethos,” our Bonoboville Ethics Committee has, since our inception, stipulated that DrSuzy.Tv and/or F.D.R. staff members, no matter how deserving, are ineligible to receive SUZY awards.
However, because we were raised in the United States of Everybody-Gets-an-Award, we do give a special “staff award” to our beloved staff, a “thank you for your service” award that winners can put on their resume, if not their mantle.
Otherwise, all award winners are selected from guest appearances, calls and mentions on the over 37 live broadcasts in 2023 F.D.R. and The Dr. Susan Block Show, including several outside interviews and Bonoboville-on-the-Road presentations on location.
As is traditional for The SUZYs, we do not invite the winners, the losers, or anyone at all to the award show, so don’t worry, you didn’t miss out! Just sit back by the yuletide fire, pour yourself a flute of champagne, smoke a doobie, relax, cheer for The Best, boooo The Worst and enjoy the SUZY awards….
And The Winners Are…
#GoBonobos- “Most Bonobo” – Janelle Monáe
- “Most Bonobo Couple” – Danièle Watts & Chef Be*Live – aka DaLove & BeLove
- “Most Bonobo Primatologists” – Vanessa Woods & Brian Hare
- “Best Bonobo Conservation” – Lola ya Bonobo
- “Best Bonobo Conservation” – Bonobo Conservation Initiative
- “Best Bonobo-in-America Habitat” – The San Diego Zoo
- “Staff Award” – DrSuzy-Tv Staff
- “Hottest Cougar” – Amber Lynn
- “Mozart of Sex” – Nina Hartley
- “Best Intimacy Coordinator” – Erin Tillman
- “Best Purse” – Lux Lives
- “Veteran Porn Power Couple” – Luc Wylder & Alexandra Silk
- “Best Bonoboville Communion” – Rhiannon Aarons
- “Best PG Bonoboville Communion” – Lilith Kat
- “Best Redcarpet Interview” – Danny Wolf, Prod: David Bertolino
- “Best Live Radio Interview” – Hartley Pleshaw, WCAP-980 AM Active Radio
- “Most Intimate Interview” – Coralyn Jewel
- “Best Deep Throat Confession” – Veronica Hart, aka Jane Hamilton
- “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” – Rhiannon Aarons
- “Most Adorable” – Amor “Baby Block” Hilton
- “Best Barbie” – Amor “Baby Block” Hilton
- “Kinkiest Mask” – Gas Mask Girl, featuring Kyla Keys
- “Most Congenial Kink Host” – Tom Hoffman
- “Most Sparkling GemDom” – Madame Margherite
- “Best Kinky Thespian” – John Barrymore
- “Best Tease” – Dita Von Teese
- “Best Leather” – Jux Leather
- “Best Spankee” – Fawnia
- “Most Sapiosexual Sadist” – Madame Mina De Sade-Fatale
- “Best Art Party” – Abby Martin & Mike Prysner
- “Best Art Café” – Fairouz
- “Best Outdoor Art Gallery” – Little Secret, Queerspace
- “Most International Yalie” – Gerry Weaver
- “Best Live Callin Comments” – CutThePentagon, aka Fahim
- “Most Poetic Comments” – Stan Kent
- “Most Artistic Comments” – Kristen Rocks
- “Best Free Speech Trial Tweets” – Stephen Lemons
- “Social Media Support Sister” – Kacy TGirl
- “Best Hairdresser” – Mark Brown
- “Most Loyal Listener” – Don Pascal
- “Most Bonobo Graduate” – Chris Gagliardi
- “Best Rapmaster” – Ikkor the Wolf
- “Best Singing Caller” – Maria
- “Best Singing Dog” – Rufio the Dog, Manager: Brady Crow
- “Best Captain’s Hats” – Dragon Steele
- “Best Long-Term Radio Friend” – Janelle Hopkins
- “Best Blast from the Past” – Barry Miller
- “Best 50th Anniversary” – Gerard Damiano’s DEEP THROAT
- “Sex Positive Activism” – Soma Snakeoil
- “Wildest AI Art” – Robbie Martin
- “Worst Censor” – Mark Zuckerberg
- “Worst Video Censor” – YouTube
- “Best ‘Real Sex’ Nostalgia” – Sex on the Internet, Vice TV
- “Shadiest TV Producer” – Zach Shucklin, Vice TV
- “Most Flagrantly Obnoxious Billionaire” – Elon Musk
- “Bonobo Courage Award” – Palestine
- “Bonobo Caring Award” – Jews for Palestine – Jewish Voice for Peace
- “Bonobo Sharing Award” – Doctors Without Borders
- “Best Journalist” –Julian Assange
- “Best Journalism” – Counterpunch
- “Bravest Journalism” – Journalists of Gaza
- “Best Interviews on Palestine” – Abby Martin, Empire Files
- “Best Political Podcast” – Media Roots
- “War Criminal of the Year” – Benjamin Netanyahu, aka “Benny Net Nut”
- “War Criminal of the Century” – George W. Bush
- “War Criminal of the 20th Century (2nd Half)” – Henry Kissinger
- “Worst War Profiteers” –Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, Raytheon
- “War Crimes Complicit” – Joe Biden
- “Loser of the Year” – Israel
- “Loser of the Century” – Donald J. Trump
- “Worst Yale Grad” – Ron DeSantis
- “Worst Neopuritan” – S. House Speaker Mike Johnson
- “Miss Ammosexual” – Lauren Boebert
- “Miss QAnonsenical” – Marjorie Taylor Greene
- “Kangaroo Court of the Year” – Arcadia City Council
- “Worst Americans” – Supreme Court Right Wing
- “Best U.S. President of My Lifetime” – Jimmy Carter
- “Worst Ideology” – Zionism
There you have it, another hot listicle of sexperts, sexpots, sex workers, politicos, artists, exhibitionists, visionaries, revolutionaries, hot babes, bitches, a few bad bastards and several war criminals who should be in prison but probably the worst that’ll happen to them is this boobie prize. All have appeared, been mentioned or parodied, immortalized, honored for greatness or exposed for evil on FDR and/or DrSuzy.Tv.
In a way, the SUZYs are the Anti-Award Awards. You may question some of our choices (so did we!), which is one reason to listen to the show. Another reason is that it’s full of sex, fun, bonobo wisdom, antiwar fervor and leftist politics, always bubbling up in our champagne as we toast the winners and pee on the losers. That’s just virtual peeing; don’t panic, you Censor-Bots! We’re not the Israeli Defense Forces – who really did pee on Palestinian prisoners, thinking that was some sort of “own” goal, when all it proved is how gross they are.
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Win or losing it, get under that mistletoe and make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. And if you need a helping hand or if you just need to talk, the award-winning Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute are here for you 24/7 throughout the Holy Daze and into the future. And if you haven’t got a dime, everything you can see on DrSuzy.Tv is still free.
If you need a sex toy, your SUZY award can be used as a dildo; just remove the wings! In fact, it already has its own condom, worn like a halo on our SUZY award’s head.
Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All. Amen. Awomen. And a Happy Nude Rear!
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by Dr. Susan Block.
From Lauren Boebert’s push-up bra to John Fetterman’s hoodie, American Senators and Congress members are exercising their freedom of attire. How about togas—proposes Callin’er Fahim aka “Cut the Pentagon” on this sartorial show—like the Roman Senators wore. Then our U.S. Senators’ clothes might match the great Greco-Roman columns that adorn our Capitol, suggesting that we too live in a Greek-style democracy. These days, it’s more of a Roman-style empire, pampering its patricians with tax cuts, obscene wealth and burgeoning political power, giving us plebians “Bread and Circuses” while eroding all of our freedoms, except the freedom to consume hoodies, push-up bras and whatever else our maxed-out credit cards can carry.
Is freedom-to-buy the best freedom we can get?
I’m taking Zuck and META to arbitration.
One of our most vital freedoms that is under attack is freedom of speech. That is an ongoing topic of this rollicking ride on FDR, and that is what we are fighting for in our battle with Zuck the Cuck and META, the throbbing heart of the American Censorship Industrial Complex that is monopolizing and controlling human discourse more every day in our more and more digitized world. Since the great and powerful META unjustly terminated my Facebook and Instagram accounts a few months ago, I’ve been fighting—mostly fruitlessly—for explanations and restoration. Now I’m taking Zuck and META to arbitration.
Lauren, Before this dropped…many of us didn't like u… But just how Paris Hilton and Kim K gained many fans with a proper video… U too have gained some new fans.
On behalf of the newer fans we all await the next vid… Did we film a "later that evening…"??
Well done… pic.twitter.com/9bGPiZXrmD
— GaryZ (@PlanZyx) September 16, 2023
Midway through the Tunnel of Love, our train picks up Daniele Watts (aka DaLove) and Chef Belive (now BeLove), calling from—of all places—Freedom, California. They share a fantastic tale of sharing free love in a most Bonobo Way behind a laundromat right there in Freedom.
We’re also excited to hear they are making a film, “BeDaLoveLight Wedding,” about the different kinds of love—eros, agape and philia. Oh, those amazing Epicurean Greeks! And oh, those lovely bonobo lovers, DaLove and BeLove, practicing Tantra in their car and living in Freedom, aka Freed OM (mani padme hum). Or as Capt’n Max wonders, “Are we talking about freedoms or Free Doms?”
We also continue celebrating Self-Love September (actually, we celebrate self-love all year) as well as our Vice TV piece surpassing 200,000 views, and we address the reckonings of Rupert of Murdoch, Russell’s Brand and Jann Wenner’s wiener.
And we lament the poor woman sentenced to two years in Nebraska prison for helping her teenage daughter (also sentenced to prison) to find abortion pills. Aiding and abetting this heinous sentence is META, which turned in the mother and daughter’s “private” Facebook messages. So, not only is META the world’s biggest censor, they’re a bunch of dirty rats.
Help us fight META! More news about the impending arbitration coming soon, but in the meantime, read all about it here.
© September 23, 2023 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 626-461-5950.
Explore DrSusanBlock.comNeed to talk? Sext? Webcam? Do it here. Have you watched the show? No? Feel the sex. Don’t miss the Forbidden Photographs—Hot Stuff, look at them closely here. Join our private social media Society. Join us live in studio 😊. Go shopping. Gift shop or The Market Place. DrSusanBlock.tv, real sex TV at your toe tips. Sex Clips Anyone? FASHION, we have fashion! We also have politics. Politics? Have you Read the book? No? How about the Speakeasy Journal? Click here. Ok, how about some free sex advice?