Good Show! Bravo.

I also really like Corpsy’s newest fashion accessory, a floating human head of an alleged “tsunami victim”. By the way, CALLING ALL REAL PIRATES!! The ocean is full of treasure and booty from Eastern Islands! So, Yo HO! Y’all, the toys and human heads are currently arriving along the northern pacific coast and the cars and other heavier objects will be here in a couple years. So… all we need is a Pirate ship and lots of artillery.

On the Tasha Reign flop, I have to add that the most exciting thing about Tasha to us was forbidden. I do a little research on all of my guests before the show, and she asked us to take down the picture of her and Bill Clinton! (Which I found on the internet just by searching her name). I don’t know why she is ashamed to be seen with him. We thought it was pretty fucking cool and we were REALLY looking forward to reuniting the two of them, by way of Dr. Suzy’s ridiculous Bill Clinton Dildo. It would have been AWESOME!
Oh well.

On the other hand, it was great to see your author guest Tom, a very witty and erudite fellow–the type that usually abstains from public erotic expression for fear of soiling his reputation–partake lustily in your sexual communion ritual with the lovely Jessie and Phoenix. Though I must confess (seems appropriate for the theme): I’m jealous!