Sex Geeks, Nerds, Dorks and Toys!
Somewhere between the era of the mathematically brilliant but socially awkward “nerd” (condemned to a life of advanced calculus and involuntary abstinence) and modern times, nerd-dom has evolved into a trendy means of self- identification. Sexperts are no exception, though some are “geeks,” and oh, the lust-filled linguistic disputes that do ensue. On this bright, bawdy and butt-pluggy edition of The Dr. Susan Block Show, sex geeks, nerds and a very hot self-identified “dork” assemble in the Womb Room as I (a sex geek from Yale –and I’ve got the thong to prove it) take this very educated class through doing what they do best—taking sex and sex toys apart, analyzing them from multiple angles, and sputtering out obscure facts. Not just talking heads, this show features a nerdgasmic pack of gorgeously geeky porn stars doing naked, XXX-rated sex toy demonstrations with crystal butt plugs, curvy dildos, glittering pink vibrators and very fresh produce.Featured Guests:
Reid Mihalko: Passionate Sex Geek and “slut about learning things,” sex and relationship educator, and proud user of strap-ons and butt plugs, Reid “I just want to be held” Mihalko is the co-creator of the world-renowned “Cuddle Parties.” To clarify the differences between nerds and geeks, Reed draws a Venn diagram (very geeky) showing 3 overlapping circles representing intelligence, obsession and social ineptitude. A true sex geek who leaves no intellectual—or physical– caverns unexplored, Reed ascends the Womb Room stage—under the condition of no camera below the waist (though I get a nice view)—and chooses a shiny “Neil Diamond” Crystal Delight butt plug (an originally digital sex toy from Second Life) to match his sparkly island shirt. His Golden Rule of Ass-play: the slower you go, the faster you get there.
Megan Andelloux: Monogamous, tattooed sex educator and fornication specialist from Rhode Island, Megan’s mission is to help all those unfortunate folks who feel shame and guilt about their sexuality. As part of her campaign for sexual liberation and enlightenment, Megan cleans at least 30 dildos a week for her fellatio class. Displaying her oratory prowess with style and sophistication, Megan uses her sex-educating mouth to slip a vanilla-flavored Condomania condom over a hot pink dildo held by Reid. “It’s all about the suction,” she teaches.
Katie St. Ives: This being her 3rd time on RadioSUZY1, Katie, having learned her lesson, arrives on time, avoiding her third punctuality spanking. Katie also admits to being a licensed marijuana geek. What a nicely toned –and well-stoned— porn star! Slipping a mint-flavored Condomania condom on a Penthouse vibrator, Katie craves more power and graduates to Hitachi. In the end Katie stays within the speed limit—she had already gone out for a joy ride earlier, she confesses.
Jen Friel: Social media maven, savvy vintage shopper, very proud nerd, and blogger of Talk Nerdy To Me Lover, Jen issues a friendly challenge to Reid’s definitions of nerds and geeks. “Nerds are products of genetic predispositions, but geeks are raised” is how she—who claims to possess the recessive nerd gene—incisively analyzes the nerd vs. geek debate. This year, after conducting a massive experiment entitled “The Organic Rules of Attraction,” which involved 103 dates to find out what causes chemistry between 2 people, Jen still remains single. We wish her luck in her future field work.
Sarah Shevon: Alluring Irish beauty, adult performer, model and sex toy enthusiast, Sarah strips off her collegiate (Geeky? Nerdy?) jeans and sweatshirt, revealing a lovely, all-natural, feminine body while being serenaded by Reid and Max’s booming rendition of “Moon River.” Assuming the pretzel position, she chooses a Crystal Delight glass butt plug, squeezing and releasing her sphincter muscles to the delight of the in-studio audience, and keeps it inside her for the rest of show, even while helping other guests with sex toys and microphones. “The glass feels glamorous in the butt,” she says. Vogue Magazine, take note…
Kara Price: Tall, slim, vivacious porn girl, self-described “dork,” exhibitionist, and lover of all “nerdy things and weird toys (except vibrators),” Kara cringes at any form of clitoral stimulation. She explains that her best orgasms are achieved through anal fisting (and then there are the golf balls she’s stuck up there). With the aid of Sarah, Kara arrives at a screaming orgasm with a hand-blown dildo by Pipedream Toys shaped like an octopus tentacle. Next, I invite her to expand her dildonic horizons with “nature’s own dildo,” a large unpeeled cucumber, pushing it ever so slowly inside, stimulating her “C-spot” (the cervix.) Pulling it out, then pushing it back in, and finally yanking it out with a few big voracious bites. Kara’s cucumber-play is a terrifying sight for anyone with a castration complex. The third and final toy to make its way in—this time entering Kara’s priceless rear–is another Crystal Delight glass binky. She too moves her sphincter muscles in time to the spacey music, and we discover the planet Ur-anus.
Sara Vibes: International Ms. Leather 2011, musician, writer, sex blogger, sex geek, twitter fan and sex educator in training (aspiring geek), Sara is delightfully topless throughout the entire broadcast and after-party. She confesses that she finds sex toys in household objects, always looking around the house, wondering what she can stick in her butt. On this show, however, she has the pleasure—and responsibility–of inserting that Crystal Delight butt plug up Reid’s camera-shy but welcoming back door.Weapons of Mass Discussion
Sex Geeks, Sex Nerds, Sex Toys, Sex As Procreation Recreation & Relation-ship, New Tech Sex Toys, Vegetables And Fruit Sex Toys, Fickle About Pickles, Cuddle Parties, Newscasters Cuddling, Geek Definitions, Revenge Of The Nerds, Geeks Vs Dorks, Slutty Learners, Skin Hunger, Touch Deprivation, Bonobos, Orgies, Karma Sutra, Full-On Sex, Fornicators, Sex Week At Yale, Doing Time, Sexuality Students, Erotophobia, Dildophobia, Genetically Predisposed Nerds, Raised Geeks, Nerdiness As Trendy, Nerds Out-Nerding Each Other, Geeking Out, Do Science + Glasses = Nerds?, Vintage Shopping, Intelligence, Obsession, Social Ineptitude, Dweeb, Hacking One’s Vibrator, Geeks And Nerds’ Approach To Sex Toys, Destructive Kids Taking Apart Mothers’ Vibrators, Marijuana Geeks, Fellatio Classes, Cleaning Dildos, Men Using Strap On When Flaccid, Lesbians Using Strap Ons, Medical Devices, The Adult Novelty Expo (ANE), Novelty As An Aphrodisiac, Vibrators Used To Cure Hysteria In 19th Century Doctors Offices, Butt Plugs From Virtual World Of Second Life, Hand Sex Classes, Slow Foreplay And Hard Pounding, Anal Fisting Orgasms, Surrender, Antibacterial Wipes Bad For The Vagina, Burning Man, Lesbian Camps, Women-Only Strap-On-A-Thons, Divine Interventions, Being Fucked By Jesus And Mary, Dental Floss Vs. Poop-Smell, Bad Butt Plug Karma, P-Spot Stimulation To Prevent Prostate Cancer, Missiles And Dildos, Shoving Golf Ball Up One’s Ass, Going To ER Wih Golf Ball Up Your Ass, Happy Butts, Scorpion Shaped Vibrators, Kling-On Weapon Dildo, Cervical Orgasms, Causes For Attraction, Monogamy, Polyamory, Being Monogamish, Outercourse, Dating Within One’s Own Species.Performance Erotica
Masturbating With Sex Toy, Nice Bushes, All Natural Boobs, Vibrators, Dildos, Fellatio Demonstration, Putting Condom Over Dildo With Your Mouth, “Moon River” Serenade To Stripping, Crystal Delight Butt Plugs Insertion Into Three Different Assholes, Butt Saying “Ahhhh,” Squeezing And Releasing Sphincter Muscles, Pretzel Position, Sitting On Butt Plugs, Sucking And Fucking A Cucumber From Ralphs, Lubing Up The Pipedream Glass Dildo With Saliva, Almost Squirting, Wild Screaming Orgasms, Geeky Questions, Licking Mint-Condomed Dildo, 2 O’ Clock G-Spot, Forgetting About Butt Plug Inside Oneself, Fucking Defenseless Vegetables, Pretty Sex Toys Vs Nasty Sex Toys, Ecosexual Masturbation, Vegetarian Pussy, Eating Pussy Cucumber, Pushing Butt Plug In And Out To The Tune Of Spacey Music, Playing Foot Fetish Footsie With Lesbian Toes