New Erotic Theater Now Opening at a Computer Near You!
Drum roll, please…
The lush, dark red velvet curtain has been officially lifted to reveal our NEW Erotic Theater of The Mind, playing the world’s greatest sex educational videos, mentally-stimulating FREE-to-listen Dr. Susan Block Shows, exclusive original XXX photo galleries, live streaming video, live radioSUZY1 broadcasts and wild erotic clips. Step right up, Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners— prepare to be amazed.
If you have yet to see Squirt Salon, Weimar Love, The Bonobo Way or any of our other critically acclaimed, best-selling sex educational videos, or if you’d like to catch one of our hot new clips, this is your chance to get prime theater tickets at rock-bottom recession era prices.
This might sound like a lot of marketing hype, and, of course, that’s exactly what it is. But I can’t tell you how personally excited I am to be making this announcement. It has been a long time coming…and has finally started cumming!
Actually, we were one of the first on the Internet with streaming content, going live in 1996, and again led the pack when we started broadcasting live video and pay-per-view, in 1999. But due to other projects, emergencies and time passing faster than a premature ejaculation, our media site really didn’t enter the 21st century until now. We have had a string of web developers who knew too little—or maybe a little too much—to get the job done. This is one reason why we so appreciate the wonderful work that Institute Web Developer (and Speakeasy Bartender) Nori Carter has done in creating and developing the new site.
Of course, Xam Paris has overseen the design, as he does all design elements at the Institute, from the broadcast studios to the bathrooms. Working under Xam and Nori are a great team of Speakeasy friends, lovers and ex-lovers posting, migrating and coordinating decades of shows and clips. As is to be expected of any launch, the site still has a few kinks—and I don’t just mean the fun kind. Please let us know about your experience in the Erotic Theater: the good and the bad of it. We’re in beta, and, though we love to be worshipped, we can take our spankings; we need your good and bad feedback to make the site as user-friendly and awesome-in-every-way as possible.
RubberNecro: Speakeasy Star Rising
We’ve only just begun the migration of our classic clips and videos to the new theater, but we haven’t let that stop us from posting a few new ones; the current Clips Queen is Our Lady of Latex, the adorable and precocious RubberNecro (RN). We met RN at Eros Day X: Orgy for Obama, wherein she appeared to us as The Professor’s star submissive, radiating sexual heat in that exotic erotic sexo-political extravaganza. She returned to radioSUZY1 for “RubberNecro & The Mormons,” in which the merrily morbid Catholic fetish model held her own against a gang of Latter Day Californians. She went on to electrify the old Speakeasy with her high-voltage Tens Unit performance orgasms in honor of the Broken Door Bondage Gala, helped open the new Speakeasy at our Eros Day XI: Housewarming Orgy and joined the celebration of our 18th Wedding Anniversary, attired ever-so appropriately as a lascivious latex nun.
Her first radioSUZY1 shows at the new Speakeasy was “RubberNecro’s Airwave Orgasm & BDSM Religion,” during which we delved into what makes our dear Polyisoprene Princess tick, starting with the story of how she picked up her trademark fascination for rubber five years ago—’twas directly from her Mom and Dad when, as a 16-year-old virgin, she snuck into their boudoir and found a rubber fetish porno. As for the “Necro” part of her name: it came from living through the deaths of several friends and family at a tender age—the inspiration behind her ambition to become a forensic psychologist. When the conversation veered to religion, RN confessed that, like Madonna and Lady Gaga (and those hot, cloistered Benedictine nuns just signed to Decca Records/Universal Music in a deal that I spoke about on KGO other day), she still sees herself as a girl of The Church, despite her “scandalous” career. This makes total sense when you consider that the Catholic image of Jesus on the Cross is a necrophiliac’s wet dream.
Knowing that she has a fetish for violet wands—and no panties on under that short rubber dress—I whipped out my violet Pyrexions glass vibrator—the Light Sabre—and propelled it into her rubber-moist mound, inducing an electrifying, airwave-shattering orgasm right in the middle of the live broadcast. Actually, that show climaxes with RN’s climax, and you can see it all in our new clip “RubberNecro’s Violet Orgasm.”
Then our Thermoplastic Diva took it up a notch in the after-party, at which I introduced her to AVN-award winning porn star Dane Cross, and they made an intense “Lust Connection.” Dane (who also stars in our new “Screamin’ Threesome” clip) is a really sweet guy, but when it comes to sex, he’s a “choke-hold” dominant. RN is submissive but feisty. Sparks flew through hot hardcore fellatio, choking orgasms and rough roller-coaster intercourse, as Rubber’s fiancé Duncan and Dane’s non-porn friends watched and sang old David Bowie tunes around my great grandmother’s Steinway, creating our wild and surreal “Rough Sex by the Piano Bar” clip.
See all of this—and so much more—nowhere else but at our new and improved Erotic Theater of the Mind. Abandon All Preconceptions Ye Who Enter Here…
Enter Dr. Susan Block’s Erotic Theater of the Mind
See RubberNecro’s Violet Orgasm
See RubberNecro and Dane Cross in Rough Sex by the Piano Bar
Join the Bloggamy: See XXX photos of RubberNecro & Dane Cross + All The Private Photo Galleries!
Learn to Squirt or Help Your Partner Squirt with Dr. Susan Block’s Squirt Salons: Secrets of Female Ejaculation
Get a Pyrexions Glass Dildo
You CAN Keep Your Lust Alive! For the Best Sex Therapy for Couples or Singles, Call the Dr. Susan Block Institute at 213.670.0066 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 213.670.0066 end_of_the_skype_highlighting
Read The 10 Commandments of Pleasure
Drop Pocket Rockets, Not Patriot Missiles!
Don’t Be Left Out of the Next Show! Join The Speakeasy (Block Studios)
Come to a radioSUZY1 Saturday night live broadcast & after-party
Find Out About The Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Sciences
Watch The Dr. Susan Block Show Live Stream
Need to Talk? You Can Talk to Us…Call 213.291.9497
The free photo gallery below, with photos by JuxLii, MMB, Hugo and Lisa, includes PG photos only. For the XXX-ArtCore photos, go to RubberNecro’s Violet Orgasm & Rough Sex with Dane Cross