NEW BackStage Pix, Clips, More Live Radio and Happy Purim!
All the little elves, artists, porn stars and editors here at Block Studios have been busy-busy creating marvelous Clip-O-Rama streams and downloads, and exciting new photo sets for your BACKSTAGE viewing pleasure.
Speakeasy photographer Alex Saglimbeni just posted some hot new pics from the FUTURE SEX show playing this week on RadioSuzy1TV. If the Future of Sex is anything like this show, it’s a sensuous, harmonious flow of pure sexergy – sexual energy – running like a river or an electric current, from one erotic pleasure to another. “Future Sex” is the theme of the British Channel 4 documentary we’re shooting (along with another doc on “Sex in LA” for Croatian TV!), so I stimulate the action with Techno Sex, Erotic Robotics, Living Dolls and Sex Machines, declaring sex and technology to be a marriage made on Earth — sex driving technology as technology liberates sex — whereupon my very own human Love Doll, the amazing Annie Body, enters the Matrix of Sex, flowing with hot wet flaming red-haired sexergy, squirting up a small tropical storm, captivating everyone in her path, including best-selling author, cultural commentator and co-proprietor of Mikey and Mandy’s Most Original Porn Emporium, Roberta Morgan, who proceeds to take off every stitch of clothing she has on, first humping my giant pink dildo pillow, then devouring Annie Body’s bionic fire-haired pussy, then getting royally reamed by Annie sporting a strap-on with no strap, but a rather large dildo.
In between orgasms, Orgasmical sings with the wings of an angel (with the Indy 500 boys as backup), and Avy Lee Roth, porn star daughter of legendary rocker David Lee Roth (who conceived Avy with her Spanish groupie mom in a London Gardens motel), sings “Girl, You Really Got Me Now” just like her daddy, only topless and bottomless, with an exquisite Manuel Albarran corset in the middle. Into the Sex Matrix steps former National Lampoon designer and Ghostbusters producer Michael Gross, trying not to gawk at his web business partner Roberta/Mandy whom he’s never seen naked before. Michael, whose New York Times cartoons hang in the Smithsonian, wows the Speakeasy crowd by generously donating three spectacular pastel drawings of abstract transsexuals and a couple of great erotic photos to Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy Gallery of Erotic Art. Representatives of the Hollywood Erotic Museum float around the beauties and nudies within the Matrix of Sex.
Great calls too! In between sucks and fucking machines, we manage to help two very hot, sweet young married couples solve their problems with oral and anal sex–Oliver and Hernanda (oral) and Alex and Cynthia (Anal)--and help two horny dudes (Sean and some other guy) get off. FUTURE SEX is a happy show, filled with singing, swinging, flirting, squirting humans just laying back and letting those lovely machines–from vibrators to dildos to computers to microphones to fucking machines–take us by the hand, the brain and the genitals through life. And why not? It’s the future! The future is technological. The future is multi-colored. The future is female. The future is cyberdildonic. The future is liberated. The future is integrated. The future is illuminated. The future is sex.
We’ve also got some new pics from PUSSYFRUIT SWING MUSEUM, soon playing on RadioSuzy1TV, starting with a couple of Russian guys, one named Boris and another named Mark whose hero is Ronald Reagan (we try to forgive him, recognizing his upbringing in the former Soviet Wasteland, but it’s not easy), both of whom smuggled their erotic art collections out of the former USSR, settled in LA, and opened up the Hollywood Erotic Museum right across from Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. Next thing you know they’re in my bed sharing erotic Russian Nesting Dolls, asserting that Republicans are sexual people too, arguing about politics and finally agreeing on vodka as the answer to all disagreements. Then comes Dana DeArmond, “100% Fuckable” MySpace Princess, back by popular demand, with her perpetually perky titties and psychedelic Pussy Fruit tattoo, melted cherries hovering above her shaved, “fourchette” pierced vulva. Army-Brat-Gone-Wild Dana shows off her many assets and reveals more tasty tidbits of her private life, ie., her “conservative” parents actually did some swinging, and her dad is gay. Plus: The Artist Mario Saucedo reveals the many faces of Marilyn Monroe in beautiful art collage and fresh paint, Alex and Lisa of Sinning in LA, jump in bed, and Lisa shows off her pierced nipples and elaborate tattoos (including a fine rendition of Edvard Munch’s 1893 painting “The Scream” on her left arm), April shows off her large natural swing mama tatas, sultry DJ Andrea slithers like Evie, and I give a quickie evolutionary biology lesson on the aphrodisiac effect of “Sperm Wars” when Myrna & Reggie, a sweet swinger couple, call in to talk about how excited he gets when she’s with another guy. And just when you think things are getting a little too scientific…this broadcast features a special Bonus Presentation of Lasse Braun’s amazing porn art classic “French Blue.” The Cake Orgy scene alone is worth the money, time and calories!
And there’s another new set BackStage from WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW? where three gorgeous wild women join me in my bed for a night of fetish, singing, squirting and spanking. Voluptuous Venesa Talor sings the title song “Who Do I Have to Blow?” and a fabulous Pussy Song. I help lusty Ivona Diamond squirt with an Erica Anenberg E-Glass Wand and, of course, Mr. Hitachi. Fetish Diva Delilah, a Poor-Man’s-Beach-Bunny-Cuban-Cheetah-Sensation, gets and gives a good hard spanking with my giant Goddess paddle from the San Diego Zoo. Calls come in from New Zealand, LA and San Francisco (South of Market) where Mike and Karen go down on each other with sweet, orgasmic gusto. So, Who Do I Have to Blow? This broadcast includes a bonus presentation of “Spanking for Adults Only“
What about clips? We’ve got some hot new scenes at bargain prices for your viewing delight and sexual edification, starting with the department of “Ladies Who Blow” with 19-year-old German porn princess Shayna Knight giving Dr. Feelgood The Longest Blowjob, clocking in at over 28 minutes of almost solid hard-sucking fellatio (with a very happy ending) in stream and download. Finally, after sexy Shayna squirts (both vaginally and anally), pees and gives him all that head, Dr. Feel gives Shayna The Fuck (under “Couples”) of her life, also available in stream and download. Shayna and Dr. Feel make a very adorable, passionate couple, despite being pressured by their mentor Axel (the G Man) Braun and taunted by Brother Love whom you might recall enjoys getting kicked hard in the family jewels.
Mar Sorell just edited a new clip for the “Golden Dreams” section, Three Pees & a Spank, featuring Hollie Wood, Ms. Genevieve and yours truly all tinkling merrily into glasses and pots that thirsty Sissy Maid drinks up, now online for your viewing pleasure in download and golden streams. This is from the Dommes & Hollie show, which also features Annie Body Squirting Holy Water (in the Squirting Theater) and Golden Hollie Wood Tie-Up (it’s a very wet show).
From eye candy to eargasms…Our live nightly radio show on RadioSuzy1 is going great. We’re taking calls, talking about sex, god, politics, culture, life, death and danglers. Tonight our favorite couple from Highland Park, Rita and Ralph, called us from the Tabasco bar, then went home and called us again while he was doing her doggie style over a bean bag chair. Actually, we’re getting all kinds of callers talking about all kinds of stuff, from Classic Porn to Britney Spear’s shaved head to religious hypocrisy to how to swallow semen like shot-gunning a beer. The masturbators can be a hoot. A guy named Gunner from Germany asked me for permission to hump his television set during his favorite yoga show. Sexy Mom Laura Moore called in last night to talk about her new book about how to enlarge your penis, or at least make it reach it’s full potential in length and girth. You may have seen the lovely, brainy Laura in Sex Heals or when she married her husband Jarred on Eros Day 2003, with myself officiating as a Universal Life Church minister. And yes, Laura and Jarred are still happily married. “What Dr. Suzy hath joined together, let no one tear asunder,” Laura proclaimed as one reason that she and hubby are going strong. Anybody else want to get married at the Speakeasy? I may be a high-priced sex therapist, but I’m a cheap wedding minister for the right couple.
Meanwhile, ’tis the Season of PURIM, the “Jewish Mardi Gras,” so we are playing our “Queen Esther Commedia Erotica” (also known as Dr. Suzy’s Sexy Purim Midrash) on RadioSuzy1TV. Read my bloggamy on the Purim Story of Esther to find out how a teenage beauty contest winner saved her people from genocide through her seductive sexual powers. Let’s replace Weapons of Mass Destruction with Weapons of Mass Seduction! Let’s follow the Bonobo Way of Peace through Pleasure…before it’s too late…