Wherein Dr. Laura COMES OUT as the
"Pseudo-Professional Porn Queen"
That She'd Accused Me of Being,
And Becomes An American Symbol of
Sexual Hypocrisy

Finally, I know what a "pseudo-professional porn queen is." It's Dr. Laura herself !

Bill Ballance, Laura's former lover, has just published explicit, nude photos of the Queen of Moralizing Mean which he took during their passionate extramarital affair when they used to "thrash around under the sheets like a couple of jack rabbits," on the IEG (Internet Entertainment Group) Website. The same company that brought us the private porn tape of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee is now showing naked photos of Dr. Laura Schlessinger on the Internet, taken by Ballance when she was about 28, a married woman, an aspiring star and what she'd now call a cheating floozy.

These photos were obviously not coerced or even taken on the sly. She's posing. She looks relaxed, happy, sexy, even slutty. She's smiling broadly. She's showing off her body like a pro. One shot has her legs spread in the classic Hustler-style open beaver shot. Now who's a "Pseudo-Professional Porn Queen?"

Actually, she looks kind of cute. Not a bad little body. If Dr. L. had half an ounce of sense, she'd just let the pictures be and not make a fuss. But she doesn't, and she hasn't. In fact, she's gone to court for an injunction against showing them. In typical Dr. Laura-style double-speak, she's claiming that the photos are not of her, but she owns the copyright to them. And she says Clinton prevaricates!

I guess the injunction temporarily prevents IEG from showing Dr. Laura's breasts and genitalia, but not the rest of her. So now we get to see Laura naked with horizontal black bars against her tits, and a vertical black bar up her twat. This makes her look even more sleazy than if the photos were left alone.

I still can't get over the ironic justice of all this. Thanks to the Block Curse, as well as the collective curses of the thousands of women and men that this Puritan-in-Jew's-Clothing has hurt so maliciously and self-aggrandizingly over the years, Dr. Laura has been revealed to BE exactly what she accused me of being.

Dr. Laura, as I told you before, you and I are not so different. Both of us are sexual, smart, sensitive, striving Jewish women who love the limelight and yearn to be of service to others. The big difference is that I have stayed true to my nature, while you have attempted to turn yourself into an arbiter of virtue, and in so doing, you have actually become a Symbol of Sexual Hypocrisy.